Bush Orders 'Amnesty' for Foreign-Born McCain

[ben_meyers]

For the humor impaired, I know who Scott Ott is, doesn't mean this isn't funny.

by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · 46 Comments
(2008-02-28) — President George Bush today signed an executive order granting ‘amnesty’ to foreign-born Sen. John McCain, allowing the presumptive Republican nominee to bypass the Constitutional requirement that a president be a “natural born citizen.”

John Sidney McCain III was born in the Panama Canal zone when his Naval officer father was stationed there in 1936. The Supreme Court has never definitively interpreted the phrase “natural born”, but no person known to be born outside U.S. borders has ever been elected president.

Under President Bush’s order, Sen. McCain would be granted an immediate ‘P visa’ allowing him to remain in the U.S., with ‘guest candidate’ status, as he works toward full presidential eligibility.

“My compassion moves me to create a legal path to the presidency for my amigo, John McCain,” said Mr. Bush. “Of course, he’ll need to pay a $2,000 fine, but he already speaks English better than some recent presidents.”

And I posted the whole thing and didn't link so nobody needs to be offended by giving him a "hit"

[bdamomma]

1. nothing like spitting on the Constitution

oh this has got to stop. * does not believe in rule of law. He needs his a$$ thrown out.