Caption McCain

[man4allcats]

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.

[Warpy]

1. That 8 Hour Cut Plug is GOOD STUFF

[angrycarpenter]

2. Keeping an eye out for terrorists.

Best I could do seeing how you took the definitive answer.

[thereismore]

3. I look rather lively this way don't you think my friends? nt

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. Half of my brain is always sleeoing at any time.

[Forkboy]

5. I spy with my lizard eye.

[El Supremo]

6. I yam what I yam!

Dead ringer for Popeye. Just needs a pipe.

[Voice for Peace]

7. If thine eye be single

thy whole body will be full of light

[Richard Steele]

8. "Eye of the tigerrrrr.....zzzzzzzzzz" nm

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. "It is I, LeClair!"

:D

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. I'm crushing your head! You just can't see my fingers crushing your head.

[Buzz Clik]

11. "Look at me! I'm a one-eyed trouser snake!"

[shain from kane]

12. "Mama said I'd get cancer of the eyeball if I watched too much TV." n/t

[zbdent]

13. "Yes mommy, my eyes are closed."

MSM reports that McCain kept his eyes closed, and offers this pic as proof ...

[shain from kane]

14. " That lobbyist was riding me hard, and , of course, she was trying to persuade me

to favor her position, and I said "Baby, you're almost out of control. Is it true romance, or something else? But you're gonna poke me in the eye, if you don't watch out." And about the time, that hard nipple poked me right in the eye, and I was seeing pink.

[blondeatlast]

15. "I did not have sex with that woman--but--we did roll around in underwear in Kama Sutra

love oil and thousands of dollars in telecom money."