Recursion
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Sun Mar-02-08 11:19 AM
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I got it! Relativity teaches me that Bush has a plan to end the war! |
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I was looking back over my notes from my relativity class last year, and it hit me:
In theory, if you spin a mass fast enough, the relativistic effects of the rotational acceleration are so great that a closed time-like loop can be described by a particle. In essence, you have made a time machine.
Then it hit me: of course! The Bush White House is spinning such an incredible mass of bullshit at such a high rate of speed, that their only possible purpose is to create a time machine, go back to 2003, and prevent the Iraq invasion.
This, truly, is great leadership.
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sam sarrha
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Sun Mar-02-08 11:22 AM
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1. that was GREAT.!! there is medication for that.. i know, i refused it too..i enjoy those . |
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trips more than anything.
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FreakinDJ
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Sun Mar-02-08 11:23 AM
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2. Yes - He wants to end the world |
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Read revelations in the bible
Bush believes he is the choosen one to bring about an end to the world
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Turbineguy
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Sun Mar-02-08 11:27 AM
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4. You'd think God would give us a sign |
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if he were The Chosen One. Besides, why bother to create a whole Universe and then destroy it a measly 6000 years later? Seems a lot of bother to me.
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FreakinDJ
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Sun Mar-02-08 11:51 AM
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5. Takes a whole bunch of VERY SELECTIVE interpretation |
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but yes taking verse out of context and sensationalizing a construed interpretation seems to fill the pues better then actually teaching people how to read the bible
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Sun Mar-02-08 11:23 AM
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3. You "Lost" me - keep hitting the button. LOL n/t |
sam sarrha
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Sun Mar-02-08 01:31 PM
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6. just watching the documentary in the worlds biggest Cyclotron.. studying the source of the Big Bang |
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Edited on Sun Mar-02-08 01:39 PM by sam sarrha
so what happens when they discover that the source of the Big Bang was some Fool in a previous universe was trying to discover the same thing the same way.. by opening up a proton's sub atomic particles with a 9 mile diameter Cyclotron.. 15 billion years ago..???????????? :nuke:
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Buns_of_Fire
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Sun Mar-02-08 03:19 PM
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7. I saw a documentary or two about that last night. Makes perfectly good sense to me. |
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Since chucklenuts has the largest black hole known to humanity between his ears, and since nature abhors a vacuum, it only stands to reason that his monsterous intellect is sucking in every bit of knowledge mankind possesses. This will continue until Fry, riding his fabled Scootie-Putt Sr., will plant a device within his giant brain that will consign him to an alternate universe forever, along with Lt. Uhura.
Something like that. I might have rolled over on the "change channel" button a few times during the explanation.
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