Smart Car.

[walldude]

I bought a new Nissan Hybrid but returned to the dealer the next day because I
couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then, he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"
replaced
Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven,"
I'd get beautiful classical music.

If I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a driver ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Lexus. I
swerved
just in time to avoid him. I yelled, "Ass Hole!"
Immediately Hail-to-the-Chief began playing.

I LOVE this car


Just a little humor to make the day better...

[lonestarnot]

1. awesome tune selector!

:applause:

[ellenfl]

2. i want one of those nissan hybrids that

changes into a lexus! where can i get one? :bounce:

ellen fl

[walldude]

7. Well I thought Lexus was a little too ostentatious for DU

so I changed it... sue me. :rofl:

[ellenfl]

8. yeah, but you say someone ran into your new lexus. i just

want to know at what point did it change from a nissan to a lexus. :crazy:

Yesterday, a driver ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Lexus.

oh, and it was a funny story. thanks.

ellen fl

[walldude]

11. Doh! and now it's too late to edit

:blush: :banghead:

[Hydra]

3. "Hail to the chief, cuz he's the chief and he needs hailing..."

[IronLionZion]

5. he needs to get hit by balls of ice from the sky falling really fast nt

[Hydra]

6. Track down the reference

I'll give you a hint- it's a stupid movie with 2 stupid presidents in it :evilgrin:

[Romulox]

9. "My Fellow Americans" with James Garner and Jack Lemon? nt

[Hydra]

13. Ding!

:toast:

[The Straight Story]

4. This post deserves a DUzy

:) love it! Will pass it on via email to my fundie/rw family :rofl:

[NutmegYankee]

10. wait, were you driving the nissan or the lexus?

[walldude]

12. Neither, my mom sent me the joke, I changed it

from a Lexus to a Hybrid but only did it at the top of the joke. By the time I found out about it it was too late to edit.

[B Calm]

14. lol

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"