Caption Pickles

[Enrique]

[madokie]

1. Three sheets to the wind

[Contrary1]

2. No caption, but...

it looks like she has the Chimp's codpiece in her coat pocket. :evilgrin:

[tekisui]

7. Bottle of pills.

[Dhalgren]

8. That may just be her "little friend"...

[Contrary1]

11. Well; if it's something "little" she wants,

she is married to the real thing.

[Virginia Dare]

15. Mother's little helper...n/t

[YOY]

3. Like a caption for one of those motivational posters

"Importance: Sometimes it really is misplaced."

[Little Star]

4. Her hair looks great, but her shoes don't match her clothes.

[begin_within]

5. "God, I hope I put the right clothes back on."

[Dhalgren]

6. "My broom is invisiable, but trust me, I could fly away right now!"

The way her hand is and her leg lifted, you could photoshop a broom between her legs so easily...

[ThomWV]

9. "I stomp on the feet of Marines, they mean nothing to me"

[C_U_L8R]

10. Is this a tongue twister?

Pickled Pickles Putters Past the Promenade

[angrycarpenter]

12. you would think that a $1000 cashmere coat would have some buttons to close it.

[Ned_Devine]

13. After...

...escaping the white house in a self medicated haze, the first lady is brought back to safety and captivity by the government's kindly henchmen. Here, we see "Pickles", having just injected herself with liquid OC as well as downing five shots of absinthe, stepping into a world she hopes she doesn't know or remember. If you'll look closely, you'll see that her left leg is raised as if begging the question "is there one more step down?"

[peekaloo]

14. Military escort for a Walk of Shame.

impressive.

p.s. Does Fox News find her less feminine for wearing the pants?

[DS1]

16. I've noticed that it's usually the Marines who can't shoot for shit guarding Bush and Pickles

hmmmm

[Geoff R. Casavant]

17. Could someone tell me why . . .

. . . Marines are saluting a First Lady?

I've looked all over the chain-of-command chart, and I don't see her anywhere.

[SoCalDem]

18. The First Lady rehearses for her audition for "Stomp-The Revival"

:)

[ThomWV]

19. I believe it is inappropriate for the Guard to salute the First Lady, she ain't the CIC

She is not the Commander in Chief, why in hell are they saluting her?

[guitar man]

20. *hic....burp...."bellhop, which way to the bar?" nt

[spanone]

21. rather unflattering, i'd say

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. "OK Marine, stop salutin' n come with Mama"

:D:D:D