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Mon Mar-10-08 01:12 PM
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Ring 1, Ring 2........ Ring 8
"Hello?"
Voice On Phone: Mr. President?
Laura: Hold on George wake up.... George... Wake up George... GEORGE!!!
W: What?
L: It's the phone, you know, the one you always hope never rings.
W: Damn. Alright give me a minute (heads to bathroom)
VOP: Mr. President? It's very urgent
L: Hold on, he has to drain the horse. Speaking of horses, did you ever hear my horse joke that I made at the correspondence dinner?...
Seven minutes later VOP: Yes ma'am, that's very funny, But I do need to speak with the President.
L: Well o.k. GEORGE!!!
One minute later W: Do you realize what time it is?
VOP: Yes sir but
W: It's 10 after 3
VOP: I know sir but
W: C,mon spit it out. And it better be good
VOP: Sir, there is a nuclear bomb in New York that is set to go off in one hour.
W: (Long pause) Well, (Longer pause) What do want me to do about it, call Jack Bauer? heh heh heh
VOP: Sir?
W: Or better yet let's move it to New Orleans. heh heh heh
VOP: Sir, we have less than an hour.
W: O.K. O.K. Uhmmm, well (Longest pause)... This sounds like a case for "Usual Protocol".
VOP: "Usual Protocol" sir?
W: Yes, "Usual Protocol".
VOP: What's that?
W: Let it explode and call me in 3 days. Click
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:15 PM
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1. This message is loud and clear. Work together people. |
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Clinton or Obama are better than this. Thanks for making this point.....
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:30 PM
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2. A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words..... |
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Mon Mar-10-08 01:33 PM
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There you have it! LOL :rofl: And this was after he pulled it out of his ass!
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Mon Mar-10-08 02:11 PM
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Mon Mar-10-08 02:53 PM
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5. What's the "correct" answer? nt |
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Mon Mar-10-08 02:56 PM
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7. Anybody remember the episode of The West Wing, when an honorable |
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Republican congressional counsel (yeah, it's a fictional universe) referred to Rovian mud-slinging tactics against Leo as "bush-league"?
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Mon Mar-10-08 02:56 PM
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8. Very good stuff, wish I'd thought of it. |
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Mon Mar-10-08 07:15 PM
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9. Cheney gets the real phone, Shrub gets this: |
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They just tell him it's real.
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Tue Mar-11-08 10:04 AM
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11. They give him that 'cause he answers it like this... |
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Mon Mar-10-08 07:49 PM
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10. A 3 A.M. phone call from "My Pet Goat." n/t |
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