Word to the wise: Never call a hooker, bookie, or drug dealer

[theboss]

And if you do, never discuss specific business with them.

Paulie Walnuts thanks you for your time.

[Scurrilous]

1. Sage advice.

:thumbsup:

[spanone]

9. ...and double that if you're a governor, president, mayor, or head of the class

[islandmkl]

2. wha'd ya say? ya did what? wha' th' hell was you thinkin'?...

guys get whacked for shit like dat....

[theboss]

5. I love "Casino"

Who would believe that the F.B.I. had a wire in the place lookin' for some information about some old homicide about some guy who was whacked-out God knows when over God knows what.

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Hey Paulie ..... how's ya muddah?

[JackRiddler]

7. My muddah? My MUDDAH?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY MUDDAH?!!! Take that! And that! Hah! Hah! Hah!

Ah, shit. Let's get this guy in the trunk...

[Warpy]

4. If you do, make sure the code hasn't been cracked

by changing it daily.

A lot of us used to answer our phones in the 60s, "Hi, the phone's bugged," because back then it usually was if we were politically active. Perhaps it's time to bring that quaint custom back as a gentle reminder of NSA eavesdropping.

Sheesh, we're going to have to go back to furtive notes written on scraps of paper that can be swallowed in an emergency.

[asdjrocky]

6. Crank caller! Crank caller!

[DissentIsPatriotic]

8. Especially when we are all being wiretapped.

[theboss]

10. I'm fairly confident that I'm not being wiretapped

I can't even begin to imagine why anyone would be that bored.

I'm pretty sure that friends of mine who engage in "illicit" activities probably are. But they won't listen.

[JackintheGreen]

11. That's what staff is for.

DUH!

[kimmerspixelated]

12. Why don't these public types get it?

EVERYONE"S WATCHING THEM, LISTENING TO THEM< TAPPING THEM! Maybe they're not so smart afterall!

[ileus]

13. I haven't and I won't...