Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine

[underpants]

10. Hey, what's new?

9. It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Nevermind.

8. Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I'm not the only politician who has to pay for it

7. I'm calling from the 'New York Post.' Would you rather be known as 'Disgraced Gov Perv' or 'Humiliated Whore Fiend'?

6. This is John McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln's wife

5. It's Dr. Phil, call me if you need any horse**** advice

4. This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?

3. It's Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way

2. Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free

1. It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I'm no longer America's creepiest governor
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20080311.phtml

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

1. LOL

:rofl:

[NightWatcher]

2. "Spitzer-Blitzer" killed me last night

[Elspeth]

3. I disagree with #1: Ahnold is still the creepiest

..

[qanda]

4. I don't understand #9. Eliot Spitzer was supporting Hillary Clinton

So, I would think it would be her on the phone not Barack Obama.

[underpants]

5. It was 2:30 AM

:bounce:

[qanda]

6. LOL

You crack me up!

[JackRiddler]

11. He wouldn't have been a bad choice for the unity ticket...

If Obama gets the nomination, he won't be picking Clinton, right?

[Dems Will Win]

7. Mark my words, the late night comedians are going to keep on this for months

and will keep tying Spitzer to Bill and Monica for the extra laugh.

This will be the straw that breaks the Clinton campaign's back, as it blew away whtever momentum was left and makes it impossible for Hillary to focus on the economy.

My joke?

"Some say the Spitzer scandal is like the Bill and Monica affair. I say it's close, but no cigar."

[underpants]

9. Ooooh FUNNNNY

Very funny

Again, it is OUR MONEY!!!







we need to see the $5,000 hooker

[Lobster Martini]

8. I have to confess, I spit merlot laughing when I heard this list on Letterman...

...and I have to add that "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" has been blow milk out your nose funny recently.

[underpants]

10. Merlot and milk?

I know I know--I ws just kidding

[dorkulon]

12. Ellllioootttt.... phone ho!