Viva_La_Revolution
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Sun Mar-16-08 06:16 AM
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While going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man and said, "Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?" The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight ahead.
The president said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the president. The president pulled a Secret Service agent aside and, pointing to the robed man, asked him, "Am I crazy or does that man not look like Moses to you?" The Secret Service agent looked at the man and agreed. "Well," said the president, "every time I say his name, he ignores me and stares straight ahead, refusing to speak. Watch!"
Again the president yelled, "Moses!" and again the man ignored him.
The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the white robe and whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?"
The man leaned over and whispered back, "Shhhh... yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire Middle East with no oil."
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Sun Mar-16-08 06:55 AM
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1. I thought it was funny... |
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Sun Mar-16-08 09:22 AM
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Of course, you know what that and a quarter will buy you...
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Sun Mar-16-08 12:56 PM
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for what it's worth, VivaMom sent it to me, so she must think it was funny too. That makes 3 of us. :)
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Edited on Sun Mar-16-08 03:30 PM by Kurovski
I don't want to be banned from DU for the most shocking post in its history.
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Sun Mar-16-08 03:38 PM
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10. I am tempted to believe that is a completely true story! |
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