If I only had a brain....

[helderheid]

[IowaGirl]

1. And knew how to use it.....

:rofl:

[panader0]

2. or a heart or courage..............

Put 'em up, put 'em up...

[NewHampshireDem]

3. The part that was removed used to be right here

:P

[deminks]

4. .

I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

I’d unravel every riddle,
For every individle,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts I’d be thinkin’,
I could be another Lincoln,
If I only had a brain.

[helderheid]

8. !

:spray:

[rucky]

5. The brain-sucking parasite is starving.

[lpbk2713]

6. Lions ... and tigers ... and ... donkeys

:kick: Oh my!

[sce56]

7. Could not find what I was looking for so this will have to do

[lonestarnot]

9. That one is damn good!

[Perry Logan]

10. "The times have been, that, when the brains were out, the man would die, and there an end..."

...but now they rise again,
With twenty mortal murders on their crowns,
And push us from our stools.

http://shakespeare.mit.edu/macbeth/macbeth.3.4.html