Some guy on the Bear Sterns message board is asking for a good way to commit suicide.

[Joanne98]

I don't know if he's kidding or not but he's getting some real funny answers...


Not a joke - What is the best way to commit suicide? 18-Mar-08 10:19 pm
http://messages.finance.yahoo.com/Stocks_%28A_to_Z%29/Stocks_T/threadview?m=te&bn=2670&tid=135726&mid=-1&tof=1&rt=2&frt=2&off=1#-1

Here's a couple of them....

Re: Not a joke - What is the best way to commit suicide? 18-Mar-08 10:26 pm join the army, you'll go straight to iraq without any training. at least

Re:..sit on the sidewalk below the Bear Sterns building. A employee will be sure to fall on you soon.

Paint a fake tunnel in the side of a cliff. Dress in black and stand against the fake tunnel and wait until the bus that has chased the road runner into the tunnel comes and finds hits you.

Re:I agree with the others, if you are going to go, why not take the people that caused this mess with you? Then you can have a giant circle jerk in hell. ........

He's already got 73 responses..

[SammyWinstonJack]

1. ...

:yoiks:

[DrDan]

2. of course he is kidding . . .

sick sense of humor . . .

[Joanne98]

3. Yeah. I think he's kidding too.

[DainBramaged]

4. sit on the sidewalk below the Bear Sterns building. A employee will be sure to fall on you soon.

I can understand the pathos, but that's just wrong.

[femmedem]

5. That is horrible. When people are asking about suicide, odds are they're really considering it.

Someone very dear to me committed suicide. The night he did it, he told people what he was going to do, and how. People thought he was joking. Someone said, "If you're going to commit suicide, can I have your watch?"

He took it off and gave it to him. He shot himself about an hour later.

This is horrible. I wish I knew how to help. :(

[Joanne98]

8. There are a couple of people trying to help but he doesn't care.

I think he getting those answers because everybody on that board wants to commit suicide right now.

[spanone]

6. enlist

[shain from kane]

7. Start a fire in that house that you no longer can afford with those worthless stock

certificates and $4.00 per gallon gasoline, and throw in any dollar bills that you have in your billfold, that are equally worthless.

[lonestarnot]

10. OMG! BEST!

Make an OP!!!!!! K & R

[RB TexLa]

9. Run toward a police officer with an unloaded gun pointed at her or him

[Joanne98]

12. Someon already did that. Re:Pull a gun on a cop. In a police station.

[Joanne98]

11. LOL Re:8 hour car trip with Larry Kudlow !

That would kill me for sure.

[Joanne98]

13. Here's a good one...

Re:Go back in time and buy BSC at 170 and hold!
A heart attack will occur when it hits $2.

[ReformedChris]

14. Visit Bob Jones University posing as a Same Sex or Interracial Couple: Bad Things will happen nt...

[Joanne98]

15. lol re:Watch 5 Barbara Streisand movies in a row.

[rurallib]

16. true Gallows humor.

[Joanne98]

17. Man. The BSC shareholders are flipping out today. Here's another thread.

Is believing in god a mental disease?
http://messages.finance.yahoo.com/Stocks_%28A_to_Z%29/Stocks_T/threadview?m=te&bn=2670&tid=130554&mid=130554&tof=6&frt=2#130554

He got 73 answers too.

[fascisthunter]

18. Oh That Was Funny as Hell..... (nt)

[Joanne98]

19. But there's good news for them. JP Morgan whistleblower leaks secret file.

http://wikileaks.org/wiki/Whistleblower_exposes_insider_trading_program_at_JP_Morgan

Looks like they just got some help.

[krispos42]

20. That scene in "Die Hard With a Vengence"

With Bruce Willis in a sandwich board.


This way your family gets the insurance money.


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