Tweety on the Ellen Show -- hope she has her B.S. Detector on!1

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Starting at the half hour mark. Let's see how "cool" he tries to be, how NOT-a-bully (unlike when he is insecure with Jon STEWART).

He's supposed to dance with Ellen. Yeah-right. The clips show him talking respectfully about "the first Black, first woman, and (McNASTY -- we have THREE good choices)."

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1. Puh-LEEZE!1 "I'm such a fan, I'm such a fan --I'm such a fan of this lady!1"

He said he and his staff watch every day, "Ellen time... I know your whole story!1"

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2. His "dance" was Roxbury thug-like, then she stopped and he grabbed her

by one arm and swung her around, then threw her at the couch. Typical.

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5. She: "Will OBAMA get by this?" Tweety, "Yeah." (no explanation)

Then he says OBAMA can "make a joke like Abraham LINCOLN. I can't get too excited about (him) because I've got to be fair to everybody. Hillary, the tougher it gets the better she looks."

Yeah, he's so fair.

Ellen: "KRAMER says she would be better for the economy."


Tweety: "She's no phony, she really loves kids, as a woman has an advantage in health care. & I get in trouble for saying I get a thrill up my leg when OBAMA talks, but I'm a REPORTER."

[stanwyck]

3. Actually, I saw a clip of his dancing

this morning on a preview on MSNBC's "Morning Joe" and he wasn't bad. Except for the headlock on Ellen. (Really). But for a middle-aged white guy, not so bad on the dancing.

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6. Yeah, except for that CHOKING HEADLOCK from BEHIND and THROWING her!1

He should have worn a wife-beater for it!1

[Bozita]

4. MSNBC showed THE dance a few minutes ago. Watching it was painful.

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7. Ellen: "After reviewing that tape I'm calling my attorney!1 That's going to be EVERYwhere!1" N/T

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8. Tweety: "SPITZER was CLASSY"!!1 (for leaving without prolonging)

"Well, the whole THING wasn't classy, but the way he just left, played by the sword, died by the sword."

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9. Ellen: "The next time you come we're going to choreograph something BEFORE!1"

It's over. It was the 3rd quarter of the hour.