So I was thinking to myself, "self, what is moron* going to do if and when he* leaves office?"

[Javaman]

then it hit me, Televangelist! I mean really the guy* is primed for it. Spews all sorts of bullshit to people who think he* walks on water, claims to hear voices that tells him* what to do and feels he's* on a mission from god.

Oh and he* basically has no marketable skills or abilities to speak of other than going bankrupt.

[bushmeister0]

1. He's got his Lie-brary to work on. The largest collection of pictures books in the world

right there in Waco, Texas.

[ellenfl]

2. are you kidding me? he will retire! eom

[Jack Rabbit]

3. The Frat Boy will gather up all the lies he's been telling for eight years

The Frat Boy will gather up all the lies he's been telling for eight years, have them organized by somebody literate, and present them to a publisher under the title The Memoirs of George W. Bush. Look for it on the fiction shelf of your public library in the spring of 2010.

[LiberalArkie]

4. He has the same skills as any of the CEO's of any major bank has.

[Solly Mack]

He's not going where he needs to go...

[VP505]

5. I think he is going to have

to keep a pretty low profile, AKA, hiding out as appearing in public might be hazardous to his health...

[Submariner]

6. Hopefully down a gallon of Jim Beam

and accidently release the brake on his macho pickup and roll into his Crawdad ranch pond and drown.

[Poll_Blind]

7. Mark my words: Commissioner of Baseball. Seriously. It's what he always...

...wanted.

PB

[Virginia Dare]

8. Why not?

I was channel surfing the other day, and I saw Jimmy Swaggert, that hypocritical POS is still on the air.

[cornermouse]

9. Tell "self" that you don't care as long as he's gone.

[Javaman]

13. "self" agrees. LOL nt

[Warpy]

10. He's gonna wait for all those lucrative speechifying jobs

to come rolling in. As they fail to materialize and things get a little hot, legally speaking, he's likely to skedaddle to Dubai or some other friendly part of the world with no extradition treaty where he can count his money, losing count every 5 minutes, until the day his liver rebels and kills him.

[chemenger]

11. Cut brush and fish.

EOM.

[sweetpotato]

12. Count his money