A nice photo of Vice President Dick Cheney

[swag]

posted by Swopa at Firedoglake.

[jimshoes]

1. He looks uncomfortable....

good, that makes me happy somehow.}(

[swag]

2. He should be proud of the Islamic government he helped establish

and that it has such wonderful allies in Iran.

[Ilsa]

11. And yet, I bet he doesn't give a damn that

the new govt they helped establish hasn't done a thing to protect the Christian segment of Iraqi society.

[Squatch]

3. He looks like a supplicant.

[trof]

4. He looks like a mortician.

Just hit me.
Like Digger O'Dell on the old Fibber McGee and Molly radio show.
"Well, I gotta go now. Time to be shuffling off."
Yeah, I'm a geezer.
;-)

[Virginia Dare]

8. I guess in some profound sort of way, that's what he is....n/t

[trof]

9. Too true.

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. The only "nice" photo of Cheney is gonna be one of him in his coffin...

[lonestarnot]

6. snort!

:rofl: funny but true! :applause:

[Ilsa]

10. Best. Reply. EVER!!!! nt

[warren pease]

17. And then only if there's a sharp wooden stake hammered into his rib cage...

...with about a ton of garlic dumped all over the place, crosses sizzling on his head and Dr. Van Helsing still winded from all his work with that ten-pound mallet.

Only problem is... how do you find Cheney's heart without a geologist and a magnifying glass?

But Van Helsing's a pro at this stuff. If his aim was true, in a few minutes there should be nothing left but a small pile of foul-smelling ash and a few mechanical and electronic replacement body parts.

Maybe the snarl's still hanging in the air like the Cheshire Cat's grin.

Nighty night, Dickster. We hope it's hotter than Thermate where you're going, and that your central nervous system is still capable of registering unimaginable, unendurable, unending pain.

That's only a fraction of the cosmic justice the universe owes you, but it'll have to do. Other priorities, my ass.


wp

[Elidor]

7. Can you imagine what it looked like behind the scenes?

Cheney pistol-whipping the mullahs. "You gonna sign the bill or not?" Armtwisting and bulldozing are the only tasks he's ever called in for. The Hatchet Man of the Hatchet Man, and Lord High Executioner.

[Bonobo]

12. Not as nice as this:

BTW, is that a hernia or does he just have a thing for guys in uniforms?

[Kitty Herder]

13. EEeewwww! I did not need to see that!

:puke: I'm going to go wash my eyes out with soap now.

[Bonobo]

15. Mwa mwa mwa mwa...

[eppur_se_muova]

14. Reminds me of the "Condi doesn't look anything like her picture" thread ...

seriously, I can see Gepetto doing the beard-and-black turban look. He'd be right at home in any assemblage of lice-ridden mullahs.

[hootinholler]

16. The only nice photo of Cheney involves

Handcuffs!

-Hoot