Fearmongers, Warmongers Gather For Annual Mongering Conference

[Ichingcarpenter]

WASHINGTON—Approximately 550 mongers in the fields of war, hate, and fear
mongered together at the Washington D.C. Marriott last week as part of the
34th annual mongering conference.

According an itinerary released by the National Mongering Council,
the three-day summit featured monger-building activities from 9 a.m. to noon,
optional night-mongering seminars, and three meals a day to promote social mongering.

"This is the greatest collection of mongering minds in our generation,
making the conference a prime target for any number of horrific biological and terrorist attacks,
" fearmonger Gerald Sachs mongered.

"Of course, with the current political and social climate, the main question
is whether next year will be anywhere near as mongerly." None in attendance
could confirm whether they would be present at next week's fish- and whoremongering conference in El Paso, TX.

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[Muttocracy]

1. :-)

[Ichingcarpenter]

2. fish- and whoremongering conference

Is next week maybe some pundits can make it to that conference!

[Muttocracy]

3. I was thinking - poor fish lumped in with all those other groups! nt

[trof]

4. Iron and fish mongers boycott event.

Picketing fish monger Hattie McSlaney carried a sign that read 'FECK THE FECKING FALSE MONGERS!' said "These fecking emotions mongers are giving us proper goods mongers a fecking bad name. FECK THEM!"

Representatives of the hate/fear/war mongers had no comment when contacted.

[Muttocracy]

5. hey aren't there cheesemongers too? nt

[margotb822]

6. Let's have a peace mongering conference!

Mongering has gotten such a bad rap, but we can change that!