'News' teaser: "Can visit to babershop save your life?"

trof

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:26 PM
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'News' teaser: "Can visit to babershop save your life?"

"Stay tuned to Katie Couric on NBC News at 5:30."
:rofl:

No shame.
NO SHAME!
jeez
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realisticphish

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:29 PM
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1. dude

Edited on Mon Mar-31-08 05:29 PM by realisticphish

so what happened? What if there aren't any barbershops open now? :scared:

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suston96

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:29 PM
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2. What's a "babershop"?

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Kurovski

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:36 PM
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6. Euphemism for a strip club?

:shrug:

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C_U_L8R

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:31 PM
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3. Last night a baber saved my life

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Kurovski

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:38 PM
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9. Is that that little elephant from Europe, or wherever?

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C_U_L8R

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:58 PM
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17. Close But No Babar

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Zywiec

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:38 PM
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10. Was it Valerie Baber?

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graywarrior

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:32 PM
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4. Katie is still around?

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jeff30997

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:35 PM
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5. Apparently...

The Circus refused her application as a clown.

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rucky

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:37 PM
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7. Should I kill myself or get a haircut?

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Kurovski

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:39 PM
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11. It depends...

will Katie be on the TEEVEE while you're being barbered?

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Bucky

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:38 PM
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8. If this means Steve, my barber, is now offering recto-colon exams, ferget it.

I'd rather die.

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Kurovski

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:40 PM
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12. Can you post a picture of Steve?

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Zywiec

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:41 PM
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13. I think this is Steve

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Kurovski

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:49 PM
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14. He looks like Frank Gorshin, and riddled with anxiety.

Can he fit me in on Tuesday?

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trof

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:56 PM
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15. "Commeeen up, your barbershop can help fight heart disease."

Edited on Mon Mar-31-08 05:58 PM by trof

Just about every other newcaster I see can pronounce the final 'g' in 'ing' words.
Even that ol' Texas boy Dan Rather.
But katie is still 'commeen' and goeen'.
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trof

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Mon Mar-31-08 05:57 PM
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16. They're measuring blood pressure.

OK, that's good, I guess.
Is it 'news'?
We report, you decide.
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