Hardrada
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Tue Apr-01-08 02:15 AM
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Ann Coulter to enter convent. Takes preliminary vows. |
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Prominent author Ms Coulter says she has decided to seek inner peace and begs the forgiveness of those she has wronged. Any proceeds from her books will be donated to the orphanage run by the Little Sisters of the Blessed Assumption.
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Tue Apr-01-08 02:24 AM
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Noted author Ann Coulter was struck by lightening while trying to enter a church.
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Tue Apr-01-08 02:28 AM
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Tue Apr-01-08 06:14 AM
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9. God realizes it's an April Fool's joke |
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and breathes a huge sigh of relief.
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Tue Apr-01-08 12:52 PM
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11. Mephistopheles isn't too happy either!! |
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Tue Apr-01-08 04:45 PM
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14. It's a plan for her though! |
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Tue Apr-01-08 02:37 AM
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3. Ok, so these 4 nuns are standing in line waiting to get into heaven... |
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...and St. Peter says "All of you have sinned--you came into contact with the bodies of men, even after taking your sacred vows. But having lead otherwise blameless lives, you may yet redeem yourselves.
"You will each be shown to a large bowl of holy water. Immerse the part of your body that touched men into the water, and you shall be saved and allowed into heaven."
So the first nun comes up and says "I was passing around the collection plate and accidentally touched a man's hand with the tip of my finger." She dips her finger into the water and passes into heaven.
The first nun comes up and says "I was wishing our congregants a Good Sunday, and without thinking, placed my hand on a man's shoulder." She dips her hand into the water and passes into heaven.
There's a commotion at the back of the line before the third nun can step forward. St. Peter asks them what the matter is. And the last nun in the line looks him right in the eye and says--
"I'll be damned if I'm going to swallow that stuff after Sister Ann gets through sitting in it!"
:evilgrin:
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Tue Apr-01-08 02:45 AM
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Tue Apr-01-08 03:34 AM
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7. LOL! That's the spirit! |
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Tue Apr-01-08 03:41 AM
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8. (yes, and a hee hee on my part as well!) n/t |
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Tue Apr-01-08 02:46 PM
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13. I know. And He thought the crucifixion was tough! |
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Edited on Tue Apr-01-08 02:46 PM by Hardrada
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