BREAKING: President Bush to announce lifting of Cuban Embargo. Press confrence scheduled for 10 am

[TheMightyFavog]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[whistle]

1. Because of Bush's failures on the economy and the hyper-inflationary

...policies his wars have created, a brazillion will be how many dollars it will take to buy a quart of milk or a loaf of bread before this schmuck leaves office. :wtf:

[laylah]

2. I should have known

better but have not finished my first cuppa. :spank: :rofl:

[SteinbachMB]

3. Good one.

President Bush Announces US To Leave Iraq --- would have been too obvious.

[sam sarrha]

4. there should be a special forum for this crap.. it really annoys me to step in in a pile of dog shit

[Earth_First]

5. I agree. n/t

[ThomWV]

6. True that, but it was a pretty good joke.