"Families are where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." GWB 9 months to go!

[lonestarnot]

Son of a bitch! As the laugh/tears continue.

[frebrd]

1. Even setting aside Bush's....

linguistic disability, the truth of his statement depends entirely on the family involved.

After all these years of hearing the right-wingers bleating about "family", I've pretty much come to regard it as a dirty word.

[Yavin4]

2. I Thought That We Were Putting Food On Our Family

I'm so confused.

[lonestarnot]

5. What month was that? This is the quote for this month.

:P

[warren pease]

3. He's not just any ol' tongue-tied semi-literate dimwit. The man's got a gift...

...or he couldn't have composed this fine ode to modern Americana. Kinda makes me want to grab a drink with the guy. I can only imagine what comes out of his mouth after the daily dance with demon rum.

And now, in his own words...

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

I'm watering the pie as we speak to see if it'll grow a bit. Put some Miracle Gro on it yesterday and damn if I can see any difference.

Btw, in case you're wondering, I too am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. But unlike The Commander Guy, I don't spend my afternoons humping it while dressed only in leather cowboy chaps and hand-tooled boots and screaming at the top of his lungs for Jeff Gannon.


/nauseating visual


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[KatyaR]

6. Wow . . .

that sounds like something from a bad Ed Wood movie . . . I can just hear Bela Legosi saying that speech and shaking his fist toward the heavens . . . .

[warren pease]

7. And don't forget the flying ticket counters...

"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." — George W. Bush, National Airport, Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001


Oh my...


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[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Hmmm?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eDJ3cuXKV4