Midweek Mainstream Media Mahem-mania !!1!!1!!

[annabanana]

OMG!1!

Someone got hit in the head ("pistolwhipped?!?!?") at a Mall!

THE MALL IS NOW IN LOCKDOWN



An idiot with "components of a pipe bomb" in his checked luggage changes his story.

He was on his way to blow up a tree stump in Jamaica. NOW (after how long, under what kind of interrogation?) he says he wanted to "show his friends how to build a bomb like the ones he saw in Iraq, though it was unclear whether Brown actually served in Iraq"


What the hell is in the water at those TV stations?.. We gotcher wall-to-wall on CNN & MSNBC going here.