Chairman Bernanke's head observed away from the comfort of his ass ......

[Stinky The Clown]

..... while unsheltered, the mouth on the front of his head was heard to utter "Recession".

Gee, Ben .... ya think?

http://www.reuters.com/article/bondsNews/idUSN0237956620080402

And why do they always relate such newz to the fucking stock market?

[El Supremo]

1. Because he's a witch doctor!

[enid602]

6. caption:

Someone PLEASE turn off that fan! It's ruining my comb-over!

[Hydra]

2. Hahaha

And the funny thing is that he is slowly working us up to the idea of a depression.

This isn't and never was a "possible recession"- it's a total disaster. A not unplanned one, either.

[BOSSHOG]

3. I get a kick out of

right wing radio in New Orleans where the local yakkers and their lemming listeners just don't understand all this talk of a recession. The economy is great and if there are any problems its all Nancy Pelosi's fault. I marvel at how members of the party of responsibility never take responsibility for anything.

[Hydra]

5. Why should they?

They know that most people aren't smart enough to ask why all of this is happening, and why no one prevented it. Having no conscience is quite an asset when your base refuses to hold the party to any standards.

[Warpy]

4. He'll backpedal really fast for three reasons:

Republics
Wall Street Democrats
Lobbyists.