I hate all conservative jerks they can all kiss my ass

[greenbriar]

and suck dog turds



they are not worth the gum on the bottom of my shoe

[Buzz Clik]

1. Including my mom? Man, that's harsh.

[TomInTib]

5. I'll take your mom's place in line...

for the opportunity to kiss greenbriar's butt.

You may want to pass this along.

[Buzz Clik]

6. LOL! That's awesome, Tom.

That may be one of the greatest posts ever.

:yourock:

[greenbriar]

8. are you saying you hate me? or do you want to kiss my butt?

I am confused :)

[TomInTib]

10. Oh, come on....

Hate you?

Balderdash!

It's that butt of yours, keeps me up late.

Tom

[greenbriar]

13. aw got ya look at this picture

[TomInTib]

25. Courthouse Lawn. Noon, Friday.

Be there, Baby....

T.

[Buzz Clik]

11. That's the beauty of that post.

By the way, I received a similar email today, forwarded by a friend who received it from his dad. I kindly suggested that he never forward that shit to me again. His knuckledragging kinfolk are his problem, not mine.

[chixydix]

9. That's meaningless if you're not willing to do it at noon on the steps of the

First Baptist Church and give us a half hour to draw a crowd.






:shrug: :silly:

[TomInTib]

12. Ahhh, what the heck...

we'll give you two days' advance.

Gotta get the camera crews there, y'know.

[chixydix]

17. Cool! With that kind of advance notice, I can get Geraldo or maybe even

Larry Craig! :D
:rofl:

[orpupilofnature57]

2. Anything else?

[TomInTib]

3. Hey! If that's all it takes....

you can call me Conservative!

But you can forget about the "dog turds" part of the equation.

Tom

[greenbriar]

4. most of my family are conservatives and I am sick of their shit

sending me RW crap all day

believing the Obama muslim crap


praising the boy idiot king


geesh

[Harry Monroe]

7. Not worth the gum on the bottom of you shoe???

Harsh man!! What about the corn in your shit??

[Ishoutandscream2]

14. Now that's DISGUSTING!

Grosssssssss

[TomInTib]

16. Whoaaaa!!!!

Just when I fantasizing about kissing greenbriar's butt.

[greenbriar]

20. hummmmmmmm

[TomInTib]

21. Well, there was a Lady in a turban.....

And a cocaine tree
She did her dance so
rhythmically

[Harry Monroe]

23. Oh, wow!! Lyrics from Little Feat's "Sailing Shoes"!!

I am a big fan of Little Feat and Lowell George!!

[TomInTib]

24. Well, I never....

Starkville, Mississippi?

Ain't no blues around there, is they?

"You know Jedidiah...
You know he's got that line
Says he catch mo' fish, every time"

[Harry Monroe]

26. Nuttin' but the blues in this reddest state of the union

"You gotta put on your sailin' shoes,
put on your sailing shoooes.
Everyone will start to cheer
when you put on your sailin' shoes."

[greenbriar]

15. but I love and miss my boat

Freedom of the Seas the best and biggest in the world to date

[TomInTib]

22. Damn!!

And I thought MINE was big!



OK....
OK....

I'm outta here.
T.

[greenbriar]

18. this isn't the titanic

[The Straight Story]

19. Even Hillary?

:rofl: :hide: sorry, just had to...