Police Hire Paranormal Investigators After Unexplained Events

[The Straight Story]

Police Hire Paranormal Investigators After Unexplained Events


HOMESTEAD, Pa. -- Officials with the Homestead Police Department have hired paranormal investigators after several unexplained events in the station, including a typewriter that types by itself, blasts of cold air and slamming doors.

Several people have seen keys on a typewriter moving on their own inside the police department, WPXI reported.

Workers also said an attic door has continued to swing open despite it being bolted.

"Doors slamming is one of the biggest things that almost everyone in the station has heard," police station employee Denise Kelly said.

http://www.local6.com/spotlight/15782897/detail.html

Just tell em to tase the ghosts already....

[mr_hat]

1. Just don't cross the streams.

[kath]

7. that's right -- DON'T cross the streams!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ourbluenation]

10. The light is green, the trap is clean!

:rofl:

[Cheap_Trick]

15. that's a big twinkie

[Selatius]

18. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "YES"!

Good tip to know if something big and powerful punches its way into our world seeking world domination.

[zonmoy]

20. Too late for that

ultimate evil already has taken over the government with the full support of the right wing churches.

[Sabriel]

2. Someone remind me what century this is.

What's next, blood letting to balance the humours?

[MUAD_DIB]

4. You don't do that...?

[Warpy]

9. Check out Demi Moore and her pet leeches

We really are galloping backwards, thanks to the religious wingnuttery out there.

[Lance_Boyle]

19. Leeches have legitimate medical uses

as do maggots. I can't imagine either would make very good pets, though.

[Warpy]

26. yes they do

but not the way a rich, spoiled actress is using them.

[Lance_Boyle]

29. now, now

we have no way of knowing what digit or small extremity reattachments Ms. Moore undergoes on a routine basis. ;-) On the other hand, leeches are frequently used to aid in draining blood from swollen faces after reconstructive surgery. Maybe they're also used on swollen faces after vanity remodels.

[whistle]

21. That is covered by most medical insurance plans

[MUAD_DIB]

3. Who ya gonna call? Ghost tasers!

[Hugabear]

5. They're PAYING for this nonsense?

I thought most paranormal investigators didn't take money for their work. Kinda hard to charge for investigating something that doesn't exist.

[Orrex]

6. There's a "Greater Pittsburgh Paranormal Society?"

News to me.


If they don't slaughter a goat in the process of the investigation, then I call this a wasted opportunity.

[DCKit]

28. It's only a waste if you don't eat the goat. n/t

[SoFlaJet]

8. they need to call Jason, Grant and Steve

of Ghost Hunters

[Selatius]

11. Yeah, TAPS goes about it in a no-nonsense kind of way. They debunk a lot of stuff. n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

12. They'll probably call the kids from Paranormal State first. They're out of Penn State U. and

have a program on A&E. I don't particular care for them as their lead investigator is very heavily into religion. I would love to see Jason and Grant come in!

http://www.aetv.com/paranormal-state/

[SoFlaJet]

14. yea PS is pretty much unwatchable

for me

[Sabriel]

13. The OJ container was empty this morning, and no one took responsiblity.

Should I have this investigated now, or should I wait for more unexplained events to pile up before I make the call?

[hunter]

16. What's to investigate? All police stations reek of pissed off ghosts.

:shrug:

[peace frog]

17. Next they'll be collecting spores, molds and fungus

because print is dead. I ain't afraid of no ghost!

[SidDithers]

22. I hope I'm never the victim of a crime in Homestead, PA...nt

Sid

[RedCappedBandit]

23. Tax Dollars At Work

Nice.

[regularguy]

24. Y'know, it turns out that "unexplained events" don't always

require idiotic explanations. Just sayin...

[Sugar Smack]

25. Well, that's what they get for having a "typewriter".

[FreepFryer]

27. Yet more evidence that police may not be the most critical thinkers among us. (n/t)