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Thu Apr-03-08 05:48 PM
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| Forget EHarmony, how about Conjugal Harmony? |
| Ken Burch
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Thu Apr-03-08 05:52 PM
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| 1. Great. But they shoulda called it CORRECTIONAL Harmony. |
| Critters2
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Thu Apr-03-08 05:52 PM
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Age: 34
State: California
Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life. Lets chat!
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Thu Apr-03-08 05:57 PM
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I'm in for: premedicated murder
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:22 PM
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Well, maybe she was on drugs...?
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Thu Apr-03-08 06:19 PM
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By marrying a convict inside the prison system you can rest easy knowing that the state is looking out for you, and that you will be free of the nagging, shopping trips and extra-marital oversight so stifling to your relationship.
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