If you wanted to save human feces to be found in 14,000 years, where would you put it?

[KansDem]

14,000 year old poop in a cave found.

You'd have to come up with locations where nobody will notice it, thereby assuring it'll remain undisturbed for 14,000 years.

Perhaps:

1) On the glass covering the Constitution. Democrats don't seem to be looking at the Constitution any more so they won't notice it, and Republicans would relish the symbolism and leave it.

2) If you could, send it to Osama bin Laden. Nobody's looking for him anymore, so it should be safe on his mantle.

3) Maybe the safes at Bear Stearns. Oh, wait...with the Congressional bailout of the investment house, their safes are stuffed with cash. No room...for now. You'd have to wait until after the next round of executive bonuses, then there should be plenty of room.

Any other ideas?

edited for spelling...

[ret5hd]

1. Fort Knox...

Nobody has been allowed to audit the vaults there for decades.

[Initech]

2. George W. Bush presidential library

[Sabriel]

3. Wrapped up in the Bill of Rights

We don't seem to be using that right now.

[Blaze Diem]

4. My thoughts exactly. HA In a styrofoam cup on a reading desk..

in the Bush Library.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. GOP email server?

[unpossibles]

6. behind the non-alcoholic beer or maybe the GW Bush Presidential Library nt

[damntexdem]

7. Dubya's head -- oh wait, it's already full of the stuff.

I know, how about in McCain's resume -- nobody seems to be looking at that.

[TexasObserver]

8. in a lock box

I'll bet that lock box Al Gore wanted for Social Security doesn't seem so laughable to many Americans NOW.