How long was I out? (a joke for Friday about *)

[The Straight Story]

Patient: "Huh? What? Where am I?" Nurse: "You're in the hospital. You've been in a coma."

Patient: "How long was I in a coma?" Nurse: "Ten years"

Patient: "Wow... Who's President?" Nurse: "Bush" Patient: <pause>

Patient: "How's the economy?" Nurse: "Lotta layoffs" Patient: <longer pause>

Patient: "Who else is in the White House?" Nurse: "Cheney and Powell" Patient: <even longer pause>

Patient: "Are we by any chance bombing Iraq?" Nurse: "Yep"

Patient: "HOW long was I..." Nurse: "Ten years"

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/01/Jun/coma.html

[chixydix]

1. Took me a minute. It ain't funny, it's scary as hell!

:shrug:
;-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Straight Story!

OK, color me stupid...

I don't get it...:shrug:



And BTW...did you get my PM?

[The Straight Story]

4. He went in a coma During Bush 1 Administration

:)

And yes I did, just got back home.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. *slaps forehead* Thank you!

:hi:

[Squatch]

3. That's not a joke...*THIS* is a joke:

A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walk into a bar...

I think you know how the rest goes...

[The Straight Story]

6. And this is a cartoon

[Squatch]

7. Crap...it's blocked at work.

I'll take a look at it when I get home. :thumbsup:

[OwnedByFerrets]

8. Wouldnt be any overpopulation would there? .. NT

[Brigid]

9. Excellent joke.

Perfect combination of comedy and drama. :yourock: