Farmer Cuts Property In Two To Give To Ex-Wife

[Rage for Order]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080404/od_nm/serbia_divorce_dc;_ylt=AiCeRymYp29W_IpaqiTEXrms0NUE

BELGRADE (Reuters) - A Serb farmer used a grinding machine to cut in half his farm tools and machines to comply with a court ruling that he must share all his property with his ex-wife, local media reported on Thursday.

Branko Zivkov, 76, told Belgrade daily Kurir he had been ready to give his wife Vukadinka her equal share of everything earned during their 45-year marriage, but was furious at being asked to give away half his farming equipment.

Instead, he bought a grinder and cut in two all his tools, including large items such as cattle scales, a harrow and a sowing machine.

"I still haven't decided how to split the cow," he told the newspaper. "She should just say what she wants -- the part with the horns or the part with the tail."



I love it! :rofl:

[rocktivity]

1. Reminds me of a letter a woman got from her husband

"I'm leaving you. Sell the house Mercedes and send me half the proceeds." She sold them for a dollar each--and deducted the cost of the stamp!

:rofl:
rocknation

[shain from kane]

2. If you split the cow in two, does that cut the cheese? Udder destruction.

[cornermouse]

3. Sounds like GD-P to me.