Senator Vitter's car hits stop sign as he flees reporters

[BOSSHOG]

Vitter of Louisiana and of prostitutes and diapers was in Gonzalez Louisiana today spreading conservative values and doing his damndest to avoid reporters. As he rapidly left the parking lot his driver backed up, hit a sign, did not stop and sped off. The sign was fixed and the local chief of police will not pursue charges.

It must be hard work upholding those conservative values. And fuck a municipality and its signage budget.

Source: WWL Channel Four News this PM

[DemocratInSoCal]

1. If That Were You Or I

The police would be knocking on our front door 5 minutes later, not only to arrest us, but probably with a search warrant just to go through our place for good measure.

[BOSSHOG]

5. I would suggest (seriously)

that you or I may have been shot at by the police as we sped away. Thankfully the media (I guess channel four) has his getaway on tape.

[malaise]

7. We need a link of that tape

:D

[BOSSHOG]

8. I saw it on

WWL channel four news in New Orleans during their 5:00-5:30 newscast tonight. Not sure of their website although I think they do business with NOLA.COM. It was almost funny to watch. During the newscast Mary Landrieu chimed in that she didn't think "Dave" was able to devote his full attention to his job. Stick the shiv in Mary!

[malaise]

23. Love it

:rofl: I'm betting there's a UTube copy somewhere.

OhOh that didn't take long. FredScuttle posted it below. Priceless :rofl:

Add.

[amihol]

16. :)

[murielm99]

2. Oh, the Vitter story just keeps getting better and better.

I hope he does have to testify. The media loves sex scandals. This will be another republican circus.

[kestrel91316]

3. When they get him on the stand are they gonna hold up one of those diapers

and ask sensitive questions? PLEASE???

Snort.

[BOSSHOG]

4. Can you identify this stain Senator??

[Ellipsis]

6. OMG! - Duzy

:applause:

[hootinholler]

32. Senator Viter, Boxers or Briefs?

Answer: Depends.

-Hoot

[FredScuttle]

9. Tape is up on Talking Points Memo now

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/187770.php

[NNN0LHI]

11. Thanks he hit the sucker twice

:rofl:

[Stinky The Clown]

13. Hahahaha

toughy titty, vitty

[FredScuttle]

14. He heard Madam Kitty was offering a "Businessman's Lunch" special

2 hours of infantilism and light discipline for the price of 1 hour

He was in such a hurry, he didn't see that parking sign!

[stevedeshazer]

22. That's a scream!

:rofl:

I'm dying here.

[malaise]

24. Damn that is funny

:rofl:

[Bucky]

10. Hey, let's be fair, please. Back when I wore diapers, I couldn't read the word "stop" either.

[bunkerbuster1]

12. Well, at least he drives a civilized car.

Four door Honda Civic. Wouldn't have figured that.

[malaise]

25. That was a shock n/t

[Mnemosyne]

31. What parking lot? Seems odd to have a driver for a Civic, imho.

"As he rapidly left the parking lot his driver backed up, hit a sign, did not stop and sped off."

A Civic? :crazy:

[Lex]

15. Kick! LOL.

:kick:

[SpiralHawk]

17. Just another chickenhawk republicon homelander fleeing responsibility...

As usual.

[KamaAina]

18. He was driving before he was out of diapers.

[Rex]

19. Diapers? We don't need no stinkin diapers!

So his driver hits a sign and people and livestock start rolling out of the car like clowns in the circus? Why am I not surprised?

[Hawkeye-X]

20. Vitter needs to be arrested for destruction of public property

and jailed for about 30 days, doing 200,000 hours of community service, not wearing a diaper, either.

[BOSSHOG]

21. Per the TV newstory

the Chief of Police said he would not press charges. But I agree that destroying public property obviously is just more conservative values, like fucking prostitutes, ignorance, arrogance, adultery and tap dancing in an airport men's room.

Prediction: The honorable senator vitter will earmark 10 trillion dollars of pork for the municipality of Gonzalez Louisiana and show up to present the check.

[Divine Discontent]

26. didn't see anyone say it, so I will ---

notice that he was going a bit fast, obviously, and notice there are children on the other side of that street??? Thank God one of them wasn't out too far, or where they shouldn't be, because clearly Cautious Dave would've flattened them, just like he flattened his poopoo into his diapers.

[Divine Discontent]

27. wonder if he shat into his diaper when he hit the sign, not sure of what he hit? eom

[Quantess]

28. ROFL! You read my mind.

I was going to post exactly that!
:rofl:

[Divine Discontent]

29. birds of a feather... EOM

[Quantess]

30. Recommended for the comedy!

:rofl: