Please don't mention the Middle East to me, or any other serious issue.

[saltpoint]

I've attached myself to the polygamist compound story and cannot be dragged away from it. It's lurid and absurd and distortional, and the media are licking it off the floor. It's news the way I like it.

So unless you have an Anna Nicole update, or something on Scott Peterson or OJ, do NOT begin a discussion with me on any serious issue such as the economy or U.S. foreign policy.

[Wickerman]

1. Fine, but I do have news on Britney...

lol, edit - I spelled her name wrong.

[saltpoint]

4. O god, I forgot Brittany. She was on a bunch of the tabloids in the

grocery store checkout line yesterday, too.

[babylonsister]

2. Surprisingly, this joke of a hearing is on MSNBC at the moment; for

how much longer, I don't know. Probably when people start telling this dog and pony show they are full of poop, you'll get your wish.

[saltpoint]

8. LOL!

[JohnnyLib2]

3. alert: Anna Nicole's child and father will be at the KY Derby, where

the great love story began. Fan mags are bidding on rights even as we write. :woohoo: :hi:

[saltpoint]

6. Then I want every detail. Spare me nothing!

[Stinky The Clown]

5. There was OJ news today. Funny you mentioned it

Some guy who got immunity to roll over on him has also written a book with the 'real story'. He's been on teevee hawking it.

I'm really sorry you missed it. You'd have loved it.

[saltpoint]

7. Well, damn. I miss all the good stuff.

Howdy, Husb2Sparklyl. Good to see ya.

[KillCapitalism]

9. Where's Natalie Holloway?

Any news on her lately?

[saltpoint]

10. She's in my basement -- with Jim Morrison and Elvis.

They're reasonably quiet.

I keep them well-nourished.

[redqueen]

11. Did I pick the wrong day to peek into GD?

:P

Did you see that a German company has made waitstaff obsolete? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7335351.stm

[saltpoint]

17. : )

[endarkenment]

12. I am Brittanny's love child with Anna Nicole Smith!

[saltpoint]

18. Not sure how that works exactly, but put me down for the box set.

[moondust]

13. What about pregnant man?

[flashl]

14. What? No Naomi Campbell fights?

[RB TexLa]

15. Or you can really join America's ignorant and just ask "whats on da tee vee tonihhht"

[Solly Mack]

16. Psst. Have I got a rumor for you then.

I lied. I'm sorry.

:)

[saltpoint]

19. : )