The sum up Petraeus' testimony in one sentence thread! Join in!

[Blackhatjack]

AFter all the analysis and examination of Petraeus' testimony is done, it should be possible to sum up the essence of his testimony today in one sentence(please no 'run-on sentences' that would exceed several normal paragraphs).

A good way for the rest of us unable to watch to catch up without having to read the hundreds of posts.

[Pawel K]

1. I haven't watched it yet but I'm sure this sums it up perfectly...

don't worry about it, everything is just peachy.

[countingbluecars]

2. Stay the course. eom

[Taverner]

3. Petraeus Betrayed us

[BelgianMadCow]

4. In our news it was: Iran is financing, arming AND directing the insurgents

not bad huh.

[Solly Mack]

5. Summation: "We're going to win Vietnam this time around even if it takes 100 years"

[KamaAina]

6. Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAzBxFaio1I

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

7. Victory is imminent/Our ass is grass

[Blackhatjack]

8. How about---'We need to wait for things to get better before we begin leaving'

Is that it in a nutshell?

[Sal Minella]

15. Or "We need to wait until things are perfect before we begin leaving." and the definition of

"perfect" will be changed from day to day so we never have to actually start leaving.

[sinkingfeeling]

9. "It's all Iran's fault!"

[Blackhatjack]

10. "Everything is too complex to explain" ??? n/t

[Blackhatjack]

11. How about -- "We are still waiting for the Iraqis to make diplomatic progress" ?? n/t

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

12. we're going to hand this off to the next administration.

[Blackhatjack]

13. How about --"We have to stay until we win" (whatever that means) n/t

[AldebTX]

14. Its a Complex Situation.....

[FlyingSquirrel]

16. I'm bullshitting you. Very carefully.

[Blackhatjack]

17. He won't say 'We still have Billions to spend on Halliburton, Blackwater, etc' ...

.... so we can't leave now.

[MiniMe]

18. Sing it everybody! "Everything is Beautiful, in its own way"

Everything is beautiful
In its' own way
Like a starry summer night
Or a snow covered winter's day
Everybody's beautiful
In their own way
Under God's heaven
The world's gonna find a way

[spanone]

19. you, the american people, can kiss my decorated army ass.

[Sal Minella]

20. We have a winner.