Eyin DC, I wanna tell ya how come Sam Maverick ain't last long in th'Texas cattle bidness

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It's cuz he ain't brand hims cows. See, ole Sam figgured warn't no point t'bother with it: s'long as everbody else wuz branding theys cows, it'd be right easy fer th' neighbors t'know th'unbranded critters belonged t'him. Y'know Sam goed out one day lookin fer hims herd and found he was all hat: warn't nary a unbranded cow nowhere

Well, that wuz Sam's cattle bidness, and ain't no reason he cain't run it into the poorhouse howso he seed fit. And lookin at th'Texas boy in th'big white house today, ya might could wonder if his name warn't really Sam Maverick, 'cept o'course it ain't his own bidness he runnin into th'ground: it's everbody elses

Really want another Maverick followin him?