Best comment yet on White House gang torture meetings from Huffington Post:

[OregonBlue]

From the Huffington Post, comments regarding Cheney, Ashcroft, Powell, Rice discussing torture methods at White House meetings:

"Maybe if Bush and Cheney actually went to the National Archives and physically pissed on the Constitution Pelosi and the rest of Congress would get off their collective asses and do something.”

[tjwash]

1. Yeah...they would haul off and give him the dirtiest look he has ever seen.

[OregonBlue]

5. Scold him in her best "grandmother" voice.

[lame54]

2. The key word being "Maybe"

[peace frog]

3. The commenter might think so

but I doubt it would come to pass. After all, Bush & Dick have been pissing on the Constitution and wiping their asses with the Bill of Rights for 7+ years now, and Congress is sanguine. Same as it ever was.

[90-percent]

4. hmmm

Doing something for pissing on the Constitution is off the toilet.

-90%

chuckle-chuckle

[Solly Mack]

6. Congress would certainly pass a law to ban physically pissing on the Constitution

but immunity would be granted for any pissing that happened in the past.

[OregonBlue]

7. Bush would just issue a signing statement!!

[Solly Mack]

9. He wouldn't need to with immunity but he would anyway

He'd redefine piss as meaning "dark yellow liquid substance with a strong ammonia smell only"

Claim pissing is necessary to protect America.

And that as unitary executive, he reserves the right to define pissing so that multiple trickles from multiple people, consecutive or concurrent, don't count as pissing, as a steady stream of dark yellow liquid substance with a strong ammonia smell was never achieved.

[mike_c]

8. executive pissing would be exempted from congressional authority....

:rofl:

[Lars39]

10. They'd write a strongly worded letter,appropriate funds

for the cleanup, then grouse when Bush vetoed it.

[WinkyDink]

11. And we know they haven't, how?

[burythehatchet]

12. Sorry DLC Dems would be holding their dicks while they piss.

[Supersedeas]

13. Nancy Disaster would find some excuse for pissing -- everybody does it you know

[crimsonblue]

14. she already took spanking and time-outs off the table..

so there's not much left but the childish hissy fit game of "No fair!"