It's official: Laura Bush: She, president moving back to Dallas

[Ilsa]

Laura Bush: She, president moving back to Dallas
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/0401108dnmetlaurabush.4dd71749.html

Dallas County may be turning Democratic, but it's about to gain two prominent Republican residents: The Bushes are moving back to town.

First lady Laura Bush was in Dallas on Thursday to introduce a national program designed to expose urban children to nature. Mrs. Bush and students from Williams Preparatory School shook a shrub and examined what fell from it. First lady Laura Bush confirmed Thursday that she and her husband will return to the area when they leave the White House in January.

"I guess I can announce it in front of the press," Mrs. Bush said at a National Park Foundation event at Williams Preparatory School in Dallas. "President Bush and I will be moving back to Dallas, which is where we lived" before Mr. Bush was elected governor in 1994, she said.

"After 14 years away, we're excited about having this chance to live here again," the first lady said.

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[DJ13]

1. Poor Dallas

:rofl:

[baldguy]

2. What will they do with the stage set in Crawford?

[stellanoir]

3. Yet Paraguay is calling.

[Liberal Gramma]

9. No extradition

Good move for the Bushes. Not so good for Americans who want to see him answer for his war crimes.

[stellanoir]

13. bingo

[Wizard777]

22. That's why the CIA kidnaps people.

Bush thinks that's legal so he won't complain about it.......or waterboarding confessions out of him. I'll bet the CIA can make him confess to being the real master mind behind 9/11.

[cyberpj]

26. That puchase was just to lock in control of it's largest underwater aquifer. For the time

when water becomes more valuable than oil.

[DemocratInSoCal]

4. When's He Moving To South America? nt

[flvegan]

5. A sort of Texas idiot homecoming.

I'm tearing up...excuse me...

[LisaM]

6. She wasn't loving their quality time alone at the Lazy W?

I can certainly understand that. Who'd want to be stranded out in the middle of nowhere with that moron?

[blm]

7. That 'ranch' always was just for show for the press to better lie for the Bushboy

and present him as someone he NEVER WAS.

[coriolis]

8. any chance we could persuade them to do it tomorrow?

:shrug:

[texastoast]

14. Or better yet, move back to Connecticut

I'm with Natalie Maines. Most real Texans are ashamed he tries to tell people he's from here.

[coriolis]

24. Millions of murkins don't even know Chimp comes from CT and went to

prep school there. :mad:

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. peeuuuu! gotta keep that no state income tax status. just like poppy and battleaxe.

[mediaman007]

11. So much Bush*, er brush, so little time...

[samdogmom]

12. This is hilarious...but did any one else catch the

"shook a shrub" verbage?

Okay--if not. then it's just me finding hilarity in the most mundane posts! Whatever!

[tnlefty]

34. I did and envisioned the loose marbles falling out of his head!

:rofl:

[Bucky]

15. Why Dallas? Houston's a lot closer to Huntsville

[texastoast]

18. Yeah, but Dallas has a bunch of satellite prisons around

And, in the spirit of our rivalry, Dallas would be a much better place for him.:evilgrin: Houston already has his daddy and Babs.

[Ilsa]

30. We can't even enjoy an Astros home game on tv because

Poppy and the Battleax are always sitting behind homeplate.

[MuseRider]

16. WTF?

They shook a shrub (yes samdogman I too thought that was amusing) and examined what fell out of it? How old were these kids? What were they looking for? What fell out of a shrub? :wtf: Sorry, I am not urban I have a farm and have never shaken a shrub to see what fell out of it before in my whole life.

There has to be a joke in here somewhere but I am too tired at the moment to find it.

[gateley]

17. I was disappointed there was no

comment section - I'd love to see how the Dallas denizens react to this.

[Kingofalldems]

19. You mean that wasn't a real ranch?

I am shocked! Freepers will always and forever believe he was an actual rancher.

[earthboundmisfit]

20. Laura may be moving to Dallas

but if there's any justice in the world, Shrubby will be moving to THE HAGUE.

[coriolis]

25. Heck, I would even petition the Hague for conjugal visits!

Let Mr. Gannon in!

[jimshoes]

21. In my perfect world, that sentence

would read "She, president moving back to Dallas, to await trial for war crimes".

[Winterblues]

23. Texas must be so very damn proud...

No more Pig farm I guess, shows over..

[cyberpj]

27. "Slightly Used Pig Ranch For Sale" - good for PR use or 'good ol boy' movie locations. nt

[Cleita]

28. It looks like a village in Texas is getting it's idiot back. n/t

[goclark]

29. We are excited about your moving to Dallas as well

let the White House door~ never mind.

[Solly Mack]

31. "shook a shrub and examined what fell from it."

ROFLMAO

[Stinky The Clown]

32. The pig farm .......

..... it served its purpose.

I guess they don't like that liquor stores and a 7-11 for smokes for her are too far away.

[riderinthestorm]

33. But, but, but Joe and Jane Public will wonder where is he going to get any brush to cut?

And stumps to chainsaw? They won't understand - they thought he LOVED doing those things in his spare time?!

Will they have their "wtf" moment, and ever realize this was all just a show?! And now that he's done putting on the show, he's moving back to the city?

I really wonder considering there's still that hard core who persist in believing he'd be a great guy to sit around and have a beer with. This is gonna come as a big surprise to some of them.

[JI7]

35. the Ranch was a campaign prop they bought around election time

the whore media never called them out on it.

[Ilsa]

38. But But he's a cowboy!!!!! See?????

http://liberaltopia.org/2007/?p=771

The Ten Cowboy Commandments by Gene Autry

Commandment 1 ~ “He must not take unfair advantage of an enemy.”

Commandment 2 ~ “He must never go back on his word.”

Commandment 3 ~ “He must always tell the truth.”

Commandment 4 ~ “He must always be gentle with children, elderly people and animals.”

Commandment 5 ~ “He must not possess racially or religious intolerant ideas.”

Commandment 6 ~ “He must help people in distress.”

Commandment 7 ~ “He must be a good worker.”

Commandment 8 ~ “He must respect women, parents, and his nation’s laws.”

Commandment 9 ~ “He must neither drink nor smoke.”

Commandment 10 ~ “He must be a patriot.”

I’ve got Bush in flagrant violation of 10 out of 10 — Junior isn’t going to get into Cowboy Heaven that way. Besides, he’s afraid of horses.

[IowaGirl]

36. So the village of Crawford isn't getting its idiot back????

They've got to be so disappointed! :rofl:

[Ilsa]

37. They say they'll take trips down to Crawford to enjoy the ranch.

I suspect Pickles will ask him to go down there if he's on a drinking binge to give her a break from his massive ego.

[sandyd921]

39. Until he's tried at the Hague anyway n/t

[seabeyond]

40. so the pig farm was a fake. ooooh georgie boy, tell me it aint so.... n/t