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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-13-08 10:50 PM
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THIS makes me a little bitter
So, I've been following with much interest the 101 year old marathon runner in London. Today he ran the London marathon and finished in about 10 hours.

He drinks 8 pints of beer a day, stops for beers on the route, and smokes about 14 cigarettes a day.

However, it's been discovered that Butch isn't actually 101, it appears he's 94. Can you believe it? You can't trust anyone anymore.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3740118.ece

On Saturday The Times disclosed that Guinness World Records had refused to verify his claim to be the oldest marathon runner. Now it has emerged why the world record guardians will not be featuring Mr Martin in its celebrated publication. Internal correspondence between senior officials at the organisation, obtained by The Times, shows that Guinness has evidence that Mr Martin is a mere spring chicken of just 94.

Guinness received information that Mr Martin, whose real name is Pierre Jean Martin, told NHS staff that he was born on September 1, 1913, not 1906, as he now claims. A senior adviser to the world record company warned Guinness officials that Mr Martin “appears to be a fake, and more so, one being exploited by his company, which is using him to promote their services”.



Buster Martin, aged 101?

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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 12:49 AM
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1. i still feel
?old now. 10 hours at 95 and he smokes?
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 01:37 AM
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2. LOL! I hope I'm still running and lying about my age when I'm 94.
:)
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 07:42 AM
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4. hell, I hope I START running by the time I'm 94!
:rofl:
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 04:11 AM
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3. I bet he only smoke 12 ciggies too!
He's probably only an Octogenarian. Faker!
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 07:48 AM
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5. And There's More Outrage...
Rumors are he eats meat, goes to Olive Garden and isn't circumsized. Now where's the outrage? :rofl:
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 09:10 AM
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8. Wonder what does he think of kids at Olive Garden?
:yoiks:
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iamthebandfanman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 07:50 AM
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6. lol its still impressive
kudos to him for being able to do it.

id have dropped dead pretty quickly i fear ;)
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 08:05 AM
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7. He referred to 72 yr. olds as "youngsters"! He cheered me up!!
You go, Buster Martin!!! :applause: :applause:
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