What does the Pope do if the Popemobile breaks down?

[begin_within]

[dbonds]

1. Shit in the woods?

wait that is bears.

[underpants]

11. LOL great response n/t

[marmar]

2. Hopefully avoid American Airlines.....

n/t

[Mandate My Ass]

3. prays for the rapture?

:shrug:

[YOY]

7. Wrong branch of Christianity

n/t

[Mandate My Ass]

9. right church..wrong pew

;-)

[countingbluecars]

4. He uses

"mass" transit?

[marmar]

6. LOL....

:)

[begin_within]

14. Like this?

[TlalocW]

15. Even better...

Mass Transubstantiation

TlalocW

[wtmusic]

5. Takes it to Pope Boys. nt

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Pope for the best?

[YOY]

10. Well up until Vatican II he would be carried by Swiss Mercenaries to the nearest carriage house

Nowadays he uses the magical teleporter unit housed in his hat...

Jeeze, didn't any of you go to Catholic school? Duh!

[Jamastiene]

12. He rides the Popecycle.

[alphafemale]

13. He calls atone truck.

sorry.

[alfredo]

16. go to your room.

[alphafemale]

19. wrong spot

[alfredo]

17. Normally he would call Mr Goodwrench, but because of all

the sex scandals, other arrangements will be made.

[DavidDvorkin]

18. Floats on a cloud of adulation provided by the American media

[alphafemale]

20. I guess he'd see if those Prada were made for walking. nt

[Binka]

21. He Rides His Popo Stick Silly!

[SoCalDem]

22. obvious

[begin_within]

23. Nobody said, "Walks on water?"

[kenny blankenship]

24. Calls Triple AAAlpha to Omega

They're listed right before Aardvark Tow and Wrecking.

[L. Coyote]

25. Hitchhike. Would you pick up an old guy in a white dress?

[orleans]

26. pray for a miracle. n/t

[Tommy_Carcetti]

27. He calls AAA, of course.

What were you expecting?