How High Is Your Defensiveness Meter These days?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

Tension running high? Feel easily offended? Feel like you need to defend yourself and can't turn your back on all this fun in the DU?
Take my ever so very, very fun poll and let others know what totally irritates you about all this "I'm offend again!" shit...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. What the fuck did you say?

I kid, I kid. :D

[NightWatcher]

2. you got a lot of damn nerve to ask me this question today

[QueenOfCalifornia]

3. I know

But i needed to ask....
:scared:

[NightWatcher]

6. just screwin with ya

[QueenOfCalifornia]

25. I'm

so offended...

I think someone needs to be alerted on.
:sarcasm:

[Perry Logan]

4. Who sent you?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

7. I am happy you asked

I have a phone that is directly connected to GOD. Not your GOD but the only true GOD... My GOD. Anyway, HE sent me here to straighten everything out.

Got it?

:hi:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. I try to stay out of the Hillary - Barrack nitpick wars

And when I see obvious freepers come into DU and describe their intense love and lust for a chimpanzee, I usually just ignore it.

To me, it's the racism that sets me off. I've seen some racist statements appear on DU that are probably too extreme even for freepazoid land. But fortunately, the administration has disposed of these hate mongers with efficient dispatch.

[Stinky The Clown]

8. Mary Ann or Ginger?

Who do you think is the hotter hottie?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

9. Me?

If I were a guy I guess I would go for Mary Anne...

[Wizard777]

17. LMAO! He used to be my neighbor when I lived in WV.

He was a great guy. But my God don't ever call him Lil Buddy. :nuke: Home was his refuge from that.

[Harry Monroe]

21. Mary Ann, the girl next door

She was the one everyone really wanted. Ginger was manipulative, using sex to get what she wanted and usually left the men on the island with blue balls. Mary Ann was unpretentious.

[Echo In Light]

22. And wore those skin tight jean shorts

[Kurovski]

10. I'd like to know just who the fuck some of you DUer's think you are.

What's all this "fun" shit all about? I'd really like to know, goddammit.

Edit: I come here to relax. My life is otherwise living hell.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. I am highly offended that you would even ask this question

:spank:

[waiting for hope]

12. Here, take some of these:

That shoud do the trick.

[Kurovski]

14. Oh great.

Yet another medication my family will have me on. Swell.

[waiting for hope]

15. Well, the only thing about it that

would bother me would be the excessive drooling - unless they cut off my fingers, I'LL NEVER BE MUTE!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

18. But Boss...

It's my sarcasm that makes me so charming.

That ad is pretty funny by the way.

:rofl:

[Ikonoklast]

13. Why do you want to know?

Writing a book, or just being a nosy bastard? Why not ask me for my PIN while you're at it? Want my shoe size? Why are you following me, you creep?

I AM NOT BEING DEFENSIVE!!!!!



People like you should mind their own damn business, and the world would be a better place.











:hide:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

24. I wanna know

so I can adjust my satellite imaging maps to show your driveway a little more clearly

[Wizard777]

16. I never learned how to stress out.

Even when I'm :wow: OMG! YOU ALL ARE FREAKIN' NUTZ!!!!!!!! I'm perfectly calm.

[Echo In Light]

19. Auh, your sig line pic reveals your poll's 2nd option! {no, I didn't vote}

Kesey's book was my pick for my first extensive book report way back in junior high school :toast:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

23. Jr. HS

SUCKED

It had to be the worst 2 years of my life.

But I did a report in HS on the same novel.

[baldguy]

20. ?

Defensive?Who'sdefensive?I'mnotdefensive!