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| ***DUzy Awards for week ending April 18, 2008.*** |
 Welcome to the horrorshow, choodessny, zammechat DUzy Awards, a compendium of star-spangled amusement from this week on DU. Congratulations to this week's winners!The DUzy Awards will be announced every, uh, whatever day I declare to be Friday. Previous awards can be found in my journal. Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD. And now I have to get some work down. Cash bar only, and please keep the noise down. These should have appeared last week: On a thread by DS1: DU Scores 43% on the Blog Cuss-o-meter http://www.oneplusyou.com/q/v/blog_cuss response #8 by terrya: Just a mere fucking 43%? Fuck, we're not even trying. Oh...fuck. response #10 by DS1: I blame the Cooking and Baking group for destroying the average Pitchforks at dusk! response #17 by Gilligan: No one ever says I burned the fucking cookies there, do they? response #28 by Warpy: Obviously, you've never worked in a kitchen Only nurses have worse potty mouths. response #34 by hippywife: Obviously, you've never been in my kitchen! LOL response #9 by subliminable: Hot Damn! Does that count? response #11 by flvegan: Fuck that shit. We can do better than that. response #56 by SalmonChantedEvening: This fargin website is run by bastiges!! Only 43 fargin percent? The iceholes who run this website are dworks. The somanabenches gonna end up with their bells inna sling. Meezrable corksoakers. PS - I'm really not from Sweden. response #13 by Orsino: I believe that if we all pull together, we can take it to 70%! Yes, we can! edit: fuckity fuck fuck. response #19 by sakabatou: Now that's the fucking shit response #50 by Canuckistanian: C'mon, you fuckers. You're not even TRYING You'll NEVER make the state Finals with that half-hearted effort. On a thread by hvn_nbr_2: We just got blamed for keeping DU's Cuss-o-meter rating too low. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7645111#7645170 response #2 by yellerpup: Okay. Pass the f**in' taters, then... :hi: On a thread by Husb2Sparkly: Sex work should be legal I think any other view is tainted with leftover Calvinism. response #2 by HereSince1628: You and Jesse Ventura Why would you support an industry where the workers so regularly end up getting screwed? :silly: response #11 by herbster: I don't know...sex at work would seriously hurt productivity...n/t response #17 by newmajority: That's pretty much how it's done in Nevada The "working girls" are tested for everything, the customers wear condoms, and they even take showers before and after, so it's very clean. Er.... so I've been told. O8) response #17 by LeftyMom: Agreed. Some women think otherwise, that their education or their background makes them especially well equipped to know what is best for other women, to determine what sorts of work are fulfilling and which degrading, and that this dividing line must matter as much to all women as it does to them. (They never seem to notice that plenty of men also choose sex work, though in many cases- porn for example- women make better pay. I'm not sure how they square this with their idea of sex work as inherently oppressive of women- not all sex work even involves women.) I fail to see how this is any less oppressive than letting men decide, legally or only through cultural mores, what work women may do. response #23 by LostinVA: Good post Racist, pube hater. response #26 by LeftyMom: You are the doublesided silicone tool of the patriarchy! :P response #28 by LostinVA: Actually, I'm the singlesided cyberskin tool of the patriarchy! Viva la Mr. Bendy! response #37 by LeftyMom: I stand corrected. :patriot: response #53 by DavidD: And legal work should be sexy! But I'm not holding my breath for either to happen. On a thread by sabra: Pope a No-Show at White House Dinner "Guess who's not coming to dinner? Pope Benedict XVI — he's not attending a White House dinner in his honor on Wednesday. President Bush will go out to Andrews Air Force Base on Tuesday to welcome the pope on his first visit to the United States since he was elected pontiff in 2005. On Wednesday there will be a formal welcoming ceremony on the South Lawn of the White House with up to 12,000 guests..." response #1 by poppysgal: I may consider converting. :beer: response #6 by Turbineguy: Decisions, decisions.... Dinner with George W Bush or.... ???? He probably picked the one that has a lower penance level. Like the mortal sin. response #17 by Wizard777: If Bush approaches the Pope. Benedict XVI should begin the rite of exorcism. :evilfrown: :dilemma: O8) response #22 by DeSwiss: So whaddaya think? He lost his Wednesday underwear? The dinner falls on the same day as a sacred Nazi holiday? He's boycotting because Haggee gave $6M to the Jews? Oh, oh, oh, I know. He refuses to submit himself to a Homeland Security Department body cavity search. response #25 by mac2: Guess he flew American Airlines response #33 by alfredo: He's got tickets to see "Rent" at the Nederlander Theatre in NY that night. He had to kiss a lot of ass to get those tickets. response #44 by BeHereNow: You gotta admit... Dining with the 1st beast of Revelation 13 is not exactly an appetizing thought. On a thread by Lobster Martini: DUer quoted in the Miami Herald...about Cheney's fly fishing...guess Dick didn't find it funny... "Naked woman reflected in Cheney's sunglasses? WASHINGTON – He shot his hunting partner, but Vice President Dick Cheney apparently doesn't fly fish with naked women. Since Wednesday, the blogosphere has been atwitter over a photograph on the White House website of Cheney with a caption that said he was fly-fishing on the Snake River in Idaho. The photo is a tight shot of Cheney's face sporting dark sunglasses and his trademark grin. What's stirring all the buzz is the reflection in the vice president's dark glasses. Some thought that the reflection looked like a naked woman and, this being Cheney and this being the Internet Age, they immediately shared that thought with the world. In a Google search for the words 'Dick Cheney' and 'sunglasses,' 79,300 hits came back at midafternoon on Thursday. On DemocraticUnderground.com, the discussion starts with this question: 'Notice anything . . . interesting . . . reflected in his sunglasses? Something that has little to do with conventional `fly-fishing?' <snip> The vice president's office saw little humor in the buzz..." response #3 by Steve_DeShazer: Good to know Cheney and his staff read Democratic Underground! :hi: You evil, rotten bastard. response #5 by GodlessBiker: It's clearly a blow-up sex doll. response #15 by global1: Spring Break - Vice Presidents Gone Wild.......nt response #18 by zbdent: So that's what they're calling it these days ... If I'd have known that in my young teen years ... "Hey, why do you spend so much time in the bathroom?" "I'm fly-fishing, ma ..." OP by IDemo: Can the f*@#ing "Gates" already Enough of the Gate-o-the-Day bs. It hasn't worked real well as so far as a campaign tool, unless by "working well" you mean watching Obama hit a series of softballs out of the park. It will not work tomorrow, the next day, or the day after. Not every statement or action equates to a Gate. Sorry if that leaves some people feeling a little bitter, in keeping with today's theme. Keep lobbin' em in anyway, if that's all ya got. But cease and desist from attaching a gate to every real and imagined offense! response #1 by Starbucks Anarchist: This will be Can-the-gateGate. response #2 by BattyDem: I agree. I'm sick of Bill Gates and his Microsoft monopoly. Oh ... nevermind. ;-) response #3 by Buzz Clik: Breaking: The founder of Microsoft caught sneaking out the backdoor in his estate fence. It's the Bill Gates gategate. On a thread by kpete: How DARE He Drink Orange Juice! "MATTHEWS: He's (Sen. Barack Obama) not that good at that -- handshaking in a diner. SHUSTER: No -- MATTHEWS: Barack doesn't seem to know how to do that right. SHUSTER: -- he doesn't do that well. But then you see him in front of 15,000 people in some of these college towns, and that's why, Chris, we've seen Chelsea Clinton and Bill Clinton in Bloomington and South Bend and Terre Haute. I mean -- MATTHEWS: What's so hard about doing a diner? I don't get it. Why doesn't he go in there and say, "Did you see the papers today? What do you think about that team? How did we do last night?" Just some regular connection? SHUSTER: Well, here's the other thing that we saw on the tape, Chris, is that, when Obama went in, he was offered coffee, and he said, "I'll have orange juice." MATTHEWS: No. SHUSTER: He did. And it's just one of those sort of weird things. You know, when the owner of the diner says, "Here, have some coffee," you say, "Yes, thank you," and, "Oh, can I also please have some orange juice, in addition to this?" You don't just say, "No, I'll take orange juice," and then turn away and start shaking hands. That's what happens (unintelligible) -- MATTHEWS: You don't ask for a substitute on the menu. SHUSTER: Exactly. MATTHEWS: David, what a regular guy. You could do this. Anyway, thank you, David Shuster. I mean, go to the diners..." response #2 by 48percenter: The media gets more irrelevant and ridiculous by the day. What will they say when Gramps McInsane orders prune juice? :rofl: response #13 by BearSquirrel2: We all forgot the true Matthews barometer ... If Obama wants to get on Matthews good side, he'll go to a drug store and walk out with a case of old spice. Then he'd go to the leather store so he could dress like a cowboy. And then ... lots of beer ... domestic. That is, it would be from some small brewery out in the "territories". Matthews problem is that he is about 100 years too late for writing political columns for leading civil war publications. response #26 by aquarius dawning: Obama should reject OJ because everyone knows that OJ kills. On a thread by brindis_desala: So Hillary fans: do y'all think the repugs are backing her response #2 by rug: Yes, she has a secret fund from the Cayman Islands that GHWB personally monitors. I read it here. OP by Arkana: How many will there be? I'm referring, of course, to McEuphemisms--new nicknames for McAngrypants. We've got to be over a hundred unique ones by now. response #1 by Oceansaway: McSenile.....n/t response #4 by A-Schwarzenegger: McCentury is right up there. response #7 by progetto: McW, the bush 3rd term n/t On a thread by bigtree: "My campaign drives people to drink," Clinton said. "Sen. Hillary Clinton stopped by Bronko’s Restaurant and Lounge in Crown Point, Ind., tonight. Clinton stood by the bar and took a shot of Crown Royal whiskey. She took one sip of the shot, then another small sip, then a few seconds later threw her head back and finished off the whole thing..." response #5 by BlueDogDemocratNH: For her encore... She played some AC/DC on the jukebox and bellowed along to "Hell's Bells", got in a fight with a guy who bumped up against her, threw up in the bathroom, peed in the alley behind the bar, and was taken into protective custody by the Hammond police. response #11 by ruggerson: And no bitters even response #8 by rug: Hillary drinks shots! Obama sips beer! I don't want either of them calling me at 3 am. response #56 by quakerboy: Somewhere in this country George Bush is weeping softly and asking anyone who will listen why they won't let him go drink with the voters. On a thread by TeamJordan23: I cannot wait for the Dem Debate this Wednesday response #10 by rug: If she shows up with a .22 and a Bible, Obama should leave. response #17 by kwenu: Actually, he'd be quite safe. She doesn't know what to do with any of those things. response #21 by tombstoned: I think she did say she used to shoot with her dad. response #23 by kwenu: Then why is Bill still alive? On a thread by KansasVoter: SNL Hammering Hillary!!! response #1 by sniffa: Have you read Senator Clinton's book? :rofl: response #5 by DJ13: You mean "It takes a village to earn $109 million"? response #7 by sniffa: No, no Inventing History. :D OP by EOO: Let's talk like they do in GD:P! I'll start: Hillary for fucking Pres! If you dont support Obama for president, you are not a democrat and a traitor to your party!!! No Hillary is the greatest!!! If you do not support her you are a sexist!!! Anti-Obama supporters like yourself are the biggest racist bigot douchebags in the country! response #6 by flvegan: I just talked to a squirrel that said he's voting for Hillary, and he said... response #10 by jberryhill: THAT SQUIRREL is the reason I will NEVER vote for Hillary I'm sorry, but it is squirrels like that which have totally convinced me that if she gets the nomination I will personally light myself on fire instead of vote. response #13 by flvegan: Your self-incineration is a vote for McCain. Asshole. :P response #14 by jberryhill: What does it matter McCain is every bit as pro-squirrel as Hillary. In fact, Hillary has taken more money from the squirrel lobbyists than anyone in the race. We've had enough squirrels. It's time to start supporting nuts instead. response #8 by Redbear: %%*&(*(())&*^%*() You wont ^*^*()&() believe the %*(%^*)^%*(^*^*( that $%&*(^&*(^*( ^*(^^(9 is %^**(&(())_+(&*&(). That %&^&())&(& is gonna ^()&(&(&&. ^&^&'Em %^*^^*and that %()*&^*(*(&*( they should burn in %&%*^(*(&& ^(&()&(& Not only that but #$@##^&%&^%&%%&* and $^$&*^*(&^*&. They are $&^%&^^*(*(^) trying to get $&^&*^&*^ McCain elected. They have no $^%&*(^(*^(* class or #$^&^^&*(^*( decency. response #12 by jobycom: My candidate will make starlight prettier and restore Pluto to planethood. response #15 by jberryhill: I'm alerting on your post - you, you, Plutocrat! response #22 by Mezzo: I love your avatar. Now fuck the fuck off you fucking idiot if you don't vote for Obama or Hillary. Rev Wright flew to Bosnia in a plane chartered by the Kennedys while wearing a blue dress and had to dodge sniper fire because he is oppressed. And don't you try to tell me any different either. ;) :eyes: :think: response #26 by regularguy: You support your candidate because you reflexively do as you're told. I, on the other hand, have chosen my candidate with a depth and subtlety usually associated with deep philosophers and tubercular poets. So sod off. response #34 by LeftyMom: Oh shit, somebody escaped my 3,572 person ignore list. *click* OP by frogcycle: Better Butter Betty Botter bought some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It will make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter - That would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, Better than her bitter butter, And she baked it in her batter, And the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter. and then I bitter ba dump bump! On a thread by woolldog: OMG, Obama eats Hamburgers with a Fork and Knife! response #10 by NoodleyAppendage: WTF? When did being mannered and cultured become a hindrance to the Presidency? With Bush have we set the bar so low that we now will only elect a person if they wipe their ass with their hand; attend tractor pulls; and speak like a high school drop out? response #25 by woolldog: Should this be called Whopper-gate? :spray: response #27 by SoCalDem: Around this house, we eat burritos with a knife & fork because I never get them wrapped up nice & neatly.. :) response #45 by woolldog: You people from California really think you're better then everyone don't you? :rofl: response #46 by SoCalDem: But but but.. our silverware is mis-matched do we get extra credit for that?? or is "Shabby Chic" too elite? response #33 by The Straight Story: Hillary eats them while dodging sniper fire, with both hands :rofl: OP by MN Against Bush: Wow, I just found out that I am a multi-millionaire latte drinker with an Ivy League education! Listen up everyone because this is amazing. Just yesterday I thought that I was just another working class person with an income under 30K a year, but today I found out that that is not the case at all. I am actually an elitist multi-millionaire who went to an Ivy League school. I sure don't remember what the halls of Harvard looked like, but I am sure that is just because I was just too drunk on the $1,200 dollar a bottle premium red wine must I must have been drinking every day while I was there. But I must have gotten an Ivy League education, because the pundits who are supporting Hillary and McCain told me that Obama supporters are elitists. Of course pundits are just ordinary Americans struggling to get by on the meager salaries offered to powerful Washington power brokers and national television personalities, so they clearly must understand what ordinary citizens are facing. But I can't understand what it is like, because I just found out that this little home that I pay $600 a month to live in is actually a mansion in a gated community! I may not see the gates, but the pundits tell me they are there and pundits are never wrong! Wow, I am so excited to find out that I am a wealthy elitist that I think I am going to go slam down a latte to celebrate. I never realized it before, but lattes are my favorite drink. I thought I had only tried a latte once when I decided to spend three dollars to try out a new flavor, but Hillary supporters are telling me that I drink lattes all the time so I figure they must just taste so good that I don't even notice them go down. Damn it feels good to be rich! Who else is celebrating their new found elitism today? response #11 by InsultComicDog: I am too and I never had a latte in my life! But they did open up a new Dunkin Donuts a few blocks from here. So maybe it's time. response #12 by unblock: one thing i learned from MY ivy-league education - people who call other people "elitist" are ... ... wait for it ... BITTER! response #18 by Vinca: I'm throwing caution to the wind. No leftovers for supper tonight! We're r-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-c-h! :woohoo: Poll question by yibbehobba: Poll. OFFICIAL POLL. :bluebox: Arse! :bluebox: Codswallop! :bluebox: Inconceivable! :bluebox: I don't find that remark to be particularly offensive. :bluebox: REVENGE!!! :bluebox: Why is "bollocks" not an option? response #1 by Warren Stupidity: You are so alerted! response #2 by yibbehobba: You're just bitter because one of the choices wasn't "this poll is bullshit." But the last time I used that Bryant threatened to sue me for copyright infringement. response #5 by helderheid: You forgot Poland! response #6 by IDemo: Outliar! response #8 by Spider Jerusalem: Why is 'Bollocks!' not an option? A glaring oversight, surely? response #10 by yibbehobba: "Why is 'bollocks' not an option" is now an option. n/t GDP, April 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5482297 On a thread by ashling: I'm glad Hillary provided the kitchen sink for me to puke in I just saw her on CNN having a shot of whiskey in a bar in Penn... response #10 by Kurovski: Can we really afford to have yet another alcoholic in the White House? They're often so bitter. Just kidding. On a thread by Cheap_Trick: I wonder why the Hillary camp waited almost a WEEK to muster up their poutrage over the bitter speech...? response #1 by SoCalDem: Premature Indignation :) OP by Old Crusoe: I propose a new DU group: Bitter Elitist Misogynist Pigs for Obama. Who's in? response #3 by Starbucks Anarchist: Do they serve popcorn? :popcorn: response #4 by Old Crusoe: Yes. By the metric ton! response #5 by sparosnare: Can I be a member even if I'm a progressive female? I've always wanted to be a misogynist pig, so I'm in if you'll take me! :bounce: ;-) response #9 by opiate69: I counter propose a "Lying Misandrist Twits for Hillary" group. response #11 by Old Crusoe: It could be our uh, sister organization. We could, you know, schedule sock hops & stuff... response #32 by DearAbby: I'll take Useless threads for $1,000. :hi: response #33 by Old Crusoe: LOL! You're only saying that out of loyalty to Lee Mercer. Admit it! response #40 by DearAbby: Not on your life will I admit that in Here on GP-D But I am starting a new Group...semi-bitter for Mercer (all three) response #38 by maddiejoan: That's a NEW group? really? response #39 by Old Crusoe: Brand new. And we're gonna build a tree house, too. response #62 by undeterred: The Bitter Elitist Feminists for Obama hereby challenge you to a sexual objectification contest :evilgrin: response #64 by Old Crusoe: Aw hell -- couldn't we just schedule a softball game or something? response #72 by HughBeaumont: As long as I can come to the group meetings dressed as my favorite character from the Village People :rofl: response #77 by K Gardner: I gave the 5th rec. Can I be 1st board monitor, please please !! response #99 by knixphan: I'm setting up the Bitter Elitist Tiki Bar ...where cappuccino-martinis will be flowing for all the elitist bitters in the house GOBAMA. GDP, April 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5490428 On a thread by pepperbear: Alan Keyes to leave GOP "After 20 or so years of working within the GOP to try and reform it into a more Christian/conservative Party, Dr. Alan Keyes is leaving the Republican Party. He will soon make this announcement and explain why he can no longer, in good conscience, remain a Republican..." response #1 by Teaser: The world waits for his announcement...barely breathing... response #5 by ColbertWatcher: Has the U.F.O. finally come for him? n/t response #7 by thecatburgler: But where will Crazy Uncle Alan go? To the Libertarians? Nah, he's too socially whacked out. Pat Buchanan's party? Maybe... response #8 by 48percenter: TO THE MOON, ALICE! :rofl: :rofl: response #19 by danagsk8: BANG ZOOOOM!!!!! :spray: :spray: response #9 by proud2Blib: Was he raptured? response #12 by calimary: You mean Craptured. Well, hopefully he'll take a few of the seriously sick minds with him. Good riddance. response #10 by gateley: Mercer/Keyes :shrug: response #13 by scarletwoman: All three? response #18 by RGBolen: Yes, they'll miss all 679 of his voters response #21 by Neshanic: So that dancer on a gay cruise line dream is coming true for him. OP by BullGooseLoony: Phrases that should be FOREVER banned from GD:P The life of a DUer has phases to be passed through. Inevitably, we all post an impassioned thought or thoughts that other DUers have seen hundreds of times before. I'm getting sick of running through a lot of these thoughts over and over. So I'll offer up a few of them not on the proposal that they ACTUALLY be banned, but that anyone posting them should be given a good noogie. #1- "That's it! I'm not voting for so-and-so in the GE." If I had a dime for every time I saw that meaningless, worn-out, desperate claim. #2- The words "Let's be clear" as used to introduce any old idea. Oh, thanks for working that one out for me. Find another way to open your post. #3- "Just watch! So-and-so's gaffe that's been on the news for a week (baby-eating, puppy-kicking, etc.) is a GOOD thing and will blowback/backlash on their opponent!" Also, the phrase "playing chess, not checkers." Please shut up. No matter what you think, the world of politics is still a gray area and everybody is going to see things differently. Maybe the sticks have moved a little one way or the other, but ultimately what is being discussed is probably as transient as an episode of Maury Povich. #4- "So-and-so's campaign is finished!" No, it isn't, just like it hasn't been for months. Those are just a few of my complaints. What are you sick of seeing in GD: P? response #2 by Hippo_Tron: Any and all metaphors involving a bus Exceptions can be allowed when discussing McGramps' "Straight Talk Express". response #27 by BlueIdaho: You know if we were using... The electoral college... The popular vote... The metric system... Dog years... Quantum Physics... Base three math... Candidate X would be ahead right now! response #28 by tularetom: I think "jump the shark" should be "thrown under the bus". response #29 by Kurovski: "Kurovski is too smart and too handsome". I've just about had it with that one. Poll question by Steve_DeShazer: The Constitution: A Pop Quiz Come on, now. :bluebox: no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States :bluebox: a religious test shall be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States response #2 by BlueJazz: "Amendment 1A: "Candidates shall, however, say "God Bless America" after every speech" :) response #8 by JoeIsOneOfUs: and we'll put In God We Trust on our money! nt response #3 by grantcart: how about this no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States but pop quizzes will be given on slow news Fridays GDP, April 14, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5492073 OP by BL611: Obama's attack on Hillary is baseless Did Annie Oakley ever have to take her shot while dodging Bosnian sniper fire, and answering the phone at 3AM? I think not! OP by Boojatta: Government of China good. Tibetan monks bad. Super Super China #1, the real home of the Big Mac, with leaders tougher than John Wayne. That's a fact Jack! OP by salinen: Obama clears throat, draws ire While delivering a speech today, Senator Barack Obama paused, cleared his throat, and continued talking. Immediately thereafter, pundits from across the spectrum have reacted. - Limbaugh: "Well folks, what have I been saying, Barack Hussein Obama is a latte drinking, limousine liberal, and this proves it without a doubt. Clearly, the throat clearing was meant as a shun to gun owners" On Hardball, Chris Matthews asked his guests what they thought about the "throat clearing" incident. - Buchanan: "Isn't it obvious Chris. He continues to support Reverend Wright." - Katrina Vandenhuevel "He was just clearing his th........." - Brooks: (interrupting Katrina) "You can try to defend his action Katrina, but rural America knows exactly what he meant. He doesn't support the troops and will surrender to our enemy the first chance he gets." - Rendell: "Hillary would never have cleared her throat the way Obama did." - Malkin: "He's using this racist gesture to let his people know it's o.k. to riot and loot." response #4 by nomad1776: Hannity: "how do we know he is not a terrorist?" Poll question by Deep13: What will the made-for-TV biography of G.W. Bush be called? :bluebox: The Ten Indictments :bluebox: Children of a Lesser Reagan :bluebox: Start Wars :bluebox: All the President's Liars :bluebox: The Unbearable Lightness of Stupidity :bluebox: All about Oil :bluebox: Das Boob :bluebox: The Dumbass Who Would Be King :bluebox: In the Heat of the Right :bluebox: Death of a Nation response #9 by smokey nj: As Bad as it Gets response #12 by adsosletter: ...and with any luck... ...the sequel will be a remake of "Justice at Nuremburg"...starring all of our favorite subjects. response #15 by Deep13: I think they have to do The Fugitive first. nt response #19 by NRaleighLiberal: "Terms of Enfearment". "Dubya Speaks - Lost in Translation". "Eternal Sunset in the Empty Mind" response #21 by smoogatz: The Fuck It List Mr. President, al Qaeda wants to attack us! Aww, fuck it. Mr. President, all this deficit spending will wreck the economy! Aww, fuck it. Mr. President, spying on Americans is a violation of the 4th amendment! It's just a piece of paper—fuck it! Etc. response #22 by Sentinel Chicken: "There will be Lies, Lies and More Lies." A tale of sound and fury told about an idiot. response #35 by Kurovski: "Terra! Terra! Terra!" I voted "Death of a Nation". "Long Day's Journey into Shite" seems too much about George rather than the actual outcome of a George. response #39 by aint_no_life_nowhere: Raging Bull-shit GD, April 14, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3154909 OP by Scriptor Ignotus: Why is Billy Joel so bitter? Allentown Well we're living here in Allentown And they're closing all the factories down Out in Bethlehem they're killing time Filling out forms Standing in line Well our fathers fought the Second World War Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore Met our mothers in the USO Asked them to dance Danced with them slow And we're living here in Allentown But the restlessness was handed down And it's getting very hard to stay Well we're waiting here in Allentown For the Pennsylvania we never found For the promises our teachers gave If we worked hard If we behaved So the graduations hang on the wall But they never really helped us at all No they never taught us what was real Iron and coke And chromium steel And we're waiting here in Allentown But they've taken all the coal from the ground And the union people crawled away Every child had a pretty good shot To get at least as far as their old man got But something happened on the way to that place They threw an American flag in our face Well I'm living here in Allentown And it's hard to keep a good man down But I won't be getting up today And it's getting very hard to stay And we're living here in Allentown http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5490535 response #3 by npincus: we've got to fight Billy Joel there, before he fights us here response #15 by Kurovski: Too many Lattes. response #27 by prodn2000: Because Christie Brinkley is STILL Leaving Prank Answering Machine Messages? :shrug: On a thread by Quixote1818: Hey Hillary, the Bible tells people to "cling" to your faith in Christ response #1 by anonymous171: The Bible is elitist! Wait...what? response #2 by Quixote1818: Yes it is! And bitter too! nt response #3 by americanstranger: And condescending! Hillary's gonna beat Jesus by 20 points in PA! On a thread by meow mix: Obama throws insult at Annie Oakley response #6 by Buzz Clik: Yeah, but Obama just lost the Wild West Show cowgirl vote. He lost the assassins vote. He lost the vote of those who think 12-year-old girls should consider pregnancy a gift from God. And now this. He's totally fucked. response #9 by bklyncowgirl: McCain: "I knew Annie Oakley, I dated Annie Oakley, You Senator are no Annie Oakley" nt On a thread by Newsjock: AP Chairman Refers to "Obama bin Laden" -- In Posing Question to Barack Obama "After addressing the journalists gathered at the annual Associated Press luncheon in Washington, D.C., today, Sen. Barack Obama, standing at the podium, took a few questions. The last one from the audience, delivered via AP chairman W. Dean Singleton, was related to Afghanistan, our troops to Iraq and the threat posed by, as Singleton put it, 'Obama bin Laden.' Obama quickly corrected Singleton. 'That’s Osama bin Laden,' he said. The crowd laughed a bit. 'If I did that, I am so sorry,' Singleton replied. Then Obama said, 'This is part of what I have been going through for the past months, which is why it is impressive that I am still standing here...'" response #1 by Skinner: It's so confusing! Both dark-skinned. Both Muslim. Both secretly plotting to destroy America. How are we s'posed to keep them straight?!?! On a thread by Tennessee Gal: Humphrey, McGovern, Mondale, Dukakis. What do they have in common...? response #1 by AtomicKitten: They were better candidates than Hillary? On a thread by Rob Gregory Browne: It simply AMAZES me that Obama haters are hanging onto "bittergate" response #4 by DearAbby: We can play the Bitter game.... insert Bitter into popular Movie title... ie: Saving Private Bitter Three men and a Bitter Full metal Bitter make some lemonade! response #27 by Jawja: The Sound of Bitter, Gone with the Bitter, Guess Who's Coming to Bitter, On Bitter Pond, Bitter Wars, A Bitter Mind.... :rofl: response #44 by Cassandra: The Bitter, Reloaded.... The Devil Wears Bitter, There Will be Bitter, A History of Bitter, Bitter/Victoria, The Incredible Lightness of Bitter,.... to be continued. OP by MonkeyFunk: Cheese it guys, the Pope's coming! Throw a curtain over that golden calf and try to keep the sodomy to an absolute minimum. And would it kill you to comb your hair? response #6 by BOSSHOG: Define minimum! And I don't have hair so thats taken care of. The Lounge, April 15, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7658109 On a thread by Jeff_The_Man: We need another Theodore Roosevelt!!! response #3 by tblue: I'd just like to have a MAMMAL in the White House for a change response #4 by Raejeanowl: Oh, I Think We Have A Mammal, Alright What we miss is having one that is bi-pedal, and whose arms are resultantly shorter than his legs. On a thread by GrandmaJones7: TYPICAL bush - he's having Ratzinger (Pope Benedict) land at government/military base! response #7 by Bucky: You gotta look at the big picture Isn't that a violation of the separation of church and state to have him land at a purely government landing strip{?} Don't be obtuse. He's a foreign head of state. Even if you think of the Pope as a religious & not as a political figure, there's nothing about separation that requires clergy to stay off of government property. - and a MILITARY one at that!? See, you gotta look at the big picture. The one thing that scares the Bushies the most is being held to account for all evil they've done in office over the last 8 years. The man at the center of the evil is, of course, Vice President Dick Cheney... who just so happens to be an exact physical duplicate of Pope Benedict. The obvious plan here is to greet the Pope as he exits Vatican One, drug him, swap him out with Dick Cheney wearing his papally decorated night gown, and quietly slip Angler out of the country at the "end" of Benedict's "visit" to the United States. Not only does Cheney make a clean getaway, but now PNAC has taken over the Holy Catholic Church! Meanwhile back in this country, PNAC is protected from prosecution because the government's chief witness has apparently gone insane and now suffers from the delusion that he's the pope with half his hair plucked out, not the Vice President. Forced to resign from office, no one notices the "new" Mr Cheney now speaks a slight German accent... response #13 by lpbk2713: It's all for security. You know, like Frankie Five Angels. :eyes: :eyes: Smirky's first words ... "Howdy Pope. An' how's Missus Pope doin'?" OP by hisownpetard: I wonder how the Pope will feel, face to face with someone who's infallible. And I hope to God that Bush doesn't serve him those damn hot dogs. Wonder if Bush will wink at the Pope, wringle his nose and squoonch his shoulders up like he does when he wants to be cute. Oh, I think I'm gonna be ill... response #1 by mr_hat: I wonder whether Dubya has tried to rub the Pontiff's head yet. I wonder whether he's looked into his eyes and seen his soul. I wonder whether he's given him a nickname. (Popey?) I wonder whether he's ripped one for him. response #3 by hisownpetard: I dunno. I just know the caption of the picture with Bush and the Pope is gonna be "THE DOPE AND THE POPE". On a thread by El Pinko: House-flippers in financial hell: "Many areas are becoming ghost towns as families foreclose" response #3 by flygal: This reply sums up my feelings This is by far, the biggest ponzi scheme in the history of the US led by the US govt, Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernake, Hank Paulson, and of course Bush and his cronies. Ridiculous loose lending and no regulation what so ever. As the tide turns, we now see the suckers holding the bag. Good thing the greedy banks who helped this scheme are holding a big chunk of the bag too, except Helicopter Ben will bail them out with our tax money. Congress will bail out the homebuilders. The Joey Donuts and the David Day of the world get left with nothing except to hear rhetoric from Bush saying how the American economy is strong. Aint America great! response #5 by calimary: Oh, but don't call him bitter. Hey' we're all happy-happy-joy-joy here in America! :eyes: response #34 by Johonny: : ) bitter? Bit him too. On a thread by MarkInLA: Jenna Bush dishes on her May 10 wedding "Jenna told Vogue that she considered a White House affair, but felt it was too formal. 'Henry and I are far less glamorous than the White House.' Citing her and Hager's love of the outdoors, she told Vogue, 'It means a lot to Henry and me to be outdoors. We wanted something organic and low key.' Laura Bush had hinted during an exclusive interview with TODAY's Ann Curry in February that the wedding would not be at the executive mansion. 'It will be small and private. It will be lovely and simple and just perfect,' she said then. The bride will wear embroidered organza by Oscar de la Renta." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24136243 I think she should wear fatigues and army boots to show her support for the war. response #1 by chimpsrsmarter: Is she going to have a minder for her Dad in case it's an open bar? response #2 by Tandalayo_Scheisskopf: As fine a collection of rich drunken sots and wastrels... As have ever been placed under one roof. I wouldn't be surprised if they sacrifice a family of welfare recipients as part of the nuptuals. GD, April 15, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3163004 Poll question by Old Crusoe: Duck-Hunting Ever duck-hunt? :bluebox: Yep. :bluebox: Nope. :bluebox: Don't remember, but there was sniper fire throughout my childhood. :bluebox: Never did but might some day. :bluebox: Never did and can't now without abandoning my volunteer efforts for Lee Mercer. :bluebox: I am, in fact, a duck, and this poll is malevolent. :bluebox: OTHER response #1 by MethuenProgressive: With ballet lessons costing 10K a year, and the price of arugula so high at Whole Foods.. who can afford the elite sixshooters one needs for bowling for ducks? response #6 by FSogol: Hey, its rabbit season! n/t response #19 by nxylas: Duck season! n/t response #23 by FSogol: Rabbit season. n/t response #25 by nxylas: Elmer season n/t response #32 by ORDem: What a maroon! n/t GDP, April 15, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5512469 On a thread by onecent: Does this forum allow stupid questions? Please allow me one?? response #7 by Starbucks Anarchist: Stupid questions in the Lounge, stupid answers in GD:P. OP by underpants: From what I can tell, this line of attack by Hillary has comeback and..... wait for it BIT HER! :bounce: :bounce: :rofl: :hide: :woohoo: :bounce: :bounce: On a thread by sabra: Obama: "I am amused about this notion of elitist" "'I am amused about this notion of elitist,' given that he was raised by a single mother who for a time relied on food stamps and married a woman of humble means as well. 'We both had to finance our entire law school educations borrowing money, and we paid off our student loans about five years ago, six years ago... We lived for the first 13 years in our marriage, up until three years ago, in a one-bedroom condo without a garage,' Obama said, 'which means, if you live in Chicago, you are scraping ice from your windshield' in the morning..." response #20 by Bonobo: He shouldn't have used the word "amused". It sounds elitist to me. Just kiddin'! :sarcasm: response #25 by scheming daemons: A "man of the people" would have said "tickled" response #31 by Guy Whitey Corngood: He should have said "It cracks me the fuck up." instead. That's what real every day working people like Clinton or McCain would say. response #26 by FLDem5: "We lived for the first 13 years in our marriage, up until three years ago, in a one-bedroom condo" the SNOB! We had NO bedrooms, and FIRST we had to go GET the ice BAREFOOT to PUT on our windshields before we could scrape it off. Walk a mile, Barack, walk a mile. :P response #30 by ribofunk: Barefoot? You mean you had feet? response #37 by rug: I use the defroster. response #39 by scheming daemons: Only elitists like you could afford a car with a defroster... we just had my brother breathe on the ...window. response #40 by rug: When the defroster is broken, I scrape my cat across the windshield. Those claws do a great job but I could do without the yowling. OP by MN Against Bush: After the success of the Compassion Forum CNN announces the Fire and Brimstone Forum Dear Loyal CNN Viewers, A couple days ago our network gave you the Compassion Forum so that we could provide you with information on the religious beliefs of our candidates. We made sure to ask them questions which were not one bit inappropriate such as "What is your favorite Bible story?", "Does God want you to be President?", and of course most importantly "Do you believe the Earth was created in six days?" Because of the positive response we received from theocrats across America for our Compassion Forum we are today announcing a new forum that will please the religious fundamentalists even more, the Fire and Brimstone Forum. We have had enough talk about compassion, now it is time to engage in another favorite past time of those who love to mix religion and politics, we are going to talk about the people who need to burn in hell for all eternity. We realize that for many of the values voters that we praised after the 2004 selection for helping to reselect Bush talking about compassion is not enough. We need to talk about all the horrible ways people will suffer Satan's wrath after we are done pretending to be compassionate towards them. And so we are going to call our candidates in front of the cameras and ask them deeply personal questions about their religious faith, so that we can be sure that our candidates are not going to have any sympathy for all the minority groups that the fundamentalist values voters wants to see burn in hell. We are going to ask the questions that you have always wanted to hear our candidates asked. "When a person goes to hell where do you think Satan sticks that pitchfork of his?", "At what temperature do all those heathen children who were never baptized deserve to burn at once they get sent to hell?" and of course, "How are you going to start the rapture and help rid this country of its sinners once and for all?" Yes, the Fire and Brimstone Forum will help us to ensure that our next President is not one of those Godless Americans who does not want to see all their heathen neighbors be killed off in the rapture. We will ensure that our next President believes that they are much more righteous than most of the rest of the people in the world, and that they deserve to be saved and lifted up into heaven while everyone else dies slow painful deaths at the hands of Satan's army. So be sure to tune in on October 31 and watch the Fire and Brimstone Forum, so that you can see the great John Hagee endorsed rapture-ready Christian leader John McCain put that Muslim turned America-hating-Christian turned Satan-worshiper Barack Obama in his place. Only on the Christian Nationalist Network, CNN. Sincerely, The protectors of theocracy at CNN On a thread by Faye: Post your favorite/funniest McCain nickname....I need some cheering up response #7 by A-Schwarzenegger: McCainunable response #24 by burythehatchet: schmuckain response #30 by PerfectSage: McCainus response #32 by NormaR: Yawn McCain response #42 by FlyingSquirrel: McZany.. Got some McSplainin' to do 'bout Iraq. Shoot, you can add Mc to just about anything. Would you like some McNukes with your country? OP by BigBearJohn: 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive' After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive,' Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message: * 370H-SSV-0773H * Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to NSA. Eventually they asked Britain 's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: 'Tell the President he's holding the message upside down.' We are in trouble... The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 40 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, Sitting on your ass, At your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice. On a thread by K8-EEE: LOL! Freepers Urge McCain to "Flee Log Cabin Republicans!" http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2002000/posts response #5 by Sentinel Chicken: They're bitter and clinging to their keyboards and bags of cheetos. And I get the sense from reading that thread that a few of them are living in log closets. On a thread by The Straight Story: Yellow Stickers Used To Curb Car Theft "Police in Palm Bay have simplified Combat Auto Theft, a program that allows participants to place a yellow sticker on their back window to make it easier for police to spot cars that might be stolen. The stickers, placed on the left side of the rear window, direct officers to pull over cars being driven between 1 and 5 a.m., officer Ron Lugo told Local 6 News partner Florida Today. Lugo is with the Neighborhood Policing Unit, which includes six officers and a sergeant..." response #1 by Mountainman: Of course the thieves do not remove the stickers. :shrug: response #3 by Wizard777: Nah that takes too long. Place an FOP sticker over it. :rofl: response #6 by Clear Blue Sky: Why not just ask the thief to write "stolen" on the back window. Just as effective. On a thread by El Pinko: BBC: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' "Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk..." ...looks like I've got nothing to worry about... :hide: response #3 by Kurovski: OH THANK GOD! My life's work now extends it. response #4 by dicksteele: That whooshing noise you hear is three billion men sighing in relief. WHEW! response #112 by krispos42: *sighing* in relief? Maybe gasping in release would be more accurate... :evilgrin: response #5 by peekaloo: ya gotta hand it to 'em! unnumbered response by Bonobo: I'll be back in 5 minutes for a more full reply... response #73 by Bigmack: Takes longer.... for me now. I have to take myself out to dinner and a show. Buy me a couple of drinks. And then there's the sweet talk and foreplay.... response #6 by Husb2Sparkly: When I was a younger man ....... I dated my hand. Now we're just friends with benefits. response #8 by Mojambo: I.AM.BULLETPROOF. n/t response #9 by gateley: Maybe you could X post in GD-P. Some of them could use a diversion right about now. :7 response #24 by Kurovski: We already have regular circle-jerks there. response #12 by JohnnyLib2: Probably helps bitterness, too. :evilgrin: response #13 by Texas Explorer: hard to ty pe w ith on e hannd response #74 by rooboy: Why is it always wankers who seem to live forever? n/t OP by El Pinko: BBC: Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk' Stop your Obama and Hillary fighting and read it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3168808#3168834 response #1 by Old Crusoe: So is an ounce of prevention still worth a pound of cure? response #3 by rug: Suppose you smoke afterwards? response #7 by Spider Jerusalem: I'd recommend using a lubricant if you're smoking afterwards. Or being a LITTLE less enthusiastic. response #16 by parasim: Well, let's see... I've read where reefer discourages lung cancer... now, masturbation's good against prostrate cancer... did they say anything about beer? pretty soon, my vices are gonna do better than all the damn fruits and vegetables I eat... response #27 by AzDar: Well, Sir... After that circle-jerk I just witnessed on ABC, I'm sure George S. and Charlie G. are mighty glad to hear this...... response #34 by rocknation: How "satisfying" to know that that key to preventing cancer is literally in the palm of my my hand... response #40 by Jamastiene: Every man on DU is now AWOL because of this news. Know what that means? Oh, ladies! Free toasters! Get yer free toasters here!!! :evilgrin: On a thread by malaise: Seriously who the hell is the pope and his entourage to decide who wears what colors in his presence? I heard a report that they're very upset that Pickles wore white since no one but royalty can wear white in his presence... response #4 by DFW: Who is he? Sing his song: (To the tune of "When I Was a Lad" from HMS Pinafore, by Gilbert and Sullivan) (and shame on you if you have to ask who were Gilbert and Sullivan) When I was a lad back in Ger-ma-ny I decided religion was the thing for me I deserted from the Nazis and the Hitler Youth And I found myself a calling that was far more couth (And he found himself a calling that was far more couth!) I learned the catechism so carefully That now I am the ruler of the Holy See (He learned the catechism so carefully That now he is the ruler of the Holy See!) I got in tight with John Paul Two, Agreed with his conservative view, He made me his closest confidant, What more could a lowly humble Cardinal want? (What more could a lowly humble Cardinal want?) I blocked reform so effectively, That now I am the ruler of the Holy See (He blocked reform so effectively That now he is the ruler of the Holy See!) I travel the straight and narrow road And forbid you to read the Da Vinci Code I chose the name of Benedict And subscribe to a dogma that is tight and strict. (He subscribes to a dogma that is tight and strict!) I’ll get you into heaven if pure you be, For now I am the ruler of the Holy See (He’ll get you into heaven if pure you be For now he is the ruler of the Holy See!) response #25 by Mind_your_head: Maybe pickles believes she's 'royalty'? :think: After all, george thinks and behaves as if he's king george, right? response #35 by malaise: LOL Profound observation. Maybe Popey will declare them Emperor and Empress of Amerika post Habeas Corpus. OP by TahitiNut: I have to agree that Senator Obama has lied in his campaign ... on TV for all to see, It's obvious. When he said "you're likable enough, Hillary" he was clearly and blatantly lying. For shame, Senator Obama. For shame. On a thread by kpete: Reuters Nat'l Poll Obama 51 Clinton 38 response #2 by marmar: She's dropping like bad acid..... :smoke: OP title by CatWoman: Now THIS is what I call "finger licking" good!!! "Police in Magnolia, Ark., say it wasn't the fried chicken in Savalas Vantoli Stewart's car that gave off a funky smell. Instead, officers who pulled over Stewart on Friday night say they found a side dish of marijuana hidden in a recently purchased box of chicken. Police say officers smelled marijuana coming from the car and found it after Stewart consented to a search. Officers say they also found several Ecstasy pills in Stewart's pockets. The 33-year-old Waldo resident faces a misdemeanor marijuana possession charge and felony drug possession charge. A deputy at the Columbia County jail says Stewart was released Monday to await a court appearance. A telephone number for Stewart in Waldo could not be found..." response #1 by DemoTex: Where's Waldo? :rofl: response #5 by SalmonChantedEvening: The Original Recipe Smoke side dish, eat chicken. :D response #6 by BerryBush: He ordered the "Extra Crispy" version. n/t response #7 by SoCalDem: he was going to make a chicken pot pie when he got home :rofl: OP by Husb2Sparkly: "Popemobile" It sounds like a toy or a cartoon. response #1 by QuestionAll: does it come in red? from what i understand, the cardinal package is a little less upscale. response #3 by Cooley Hurd: That car was MADE to pop wheelies! :D response #6 by QuestionAll: well- he seems to be over-compensating for something... probably just trying to impress the ladies with his ride. response #13 by jhuth: I wish there were 2 popes, so they could race in those things. That would be very very entertaining. OP by Bucky: Oh shit, I spilled my latte all over my Volvo. Start the cult meeting without me! I'm needing to ride my moped over to my therapist before I become embittered by this trauma! response #1 by tishaLA: It didn't get on your Birkenstocks did it? And you didn't knock over your life partner's Chai, I hope. response #6 by Bucky: Gosh, no. Thank the Amorphous Spirit of Goodness our ergonomic seats have separate cup holders Anyway, I was able to dab up most of the spill with my "Eracism" bumper sticker because it's printed on recycled paper. response #5 by CreekDog: i look down on you don't think i want to actually spend time with you when i can be alone with myself. :think: :evilgrin: response #7 by Bucky: Is that you, Mom? I didn't know you were a DUer! response #10 by CreekDog: yeah it's mom, i'm looking down the stairs at you in the basement get a job! :spank: response #18 by 2rth2pwr: On your way back could you pick up some arugula? thx response #21 by Oregonian: I hope your latte was made from organic shade-grown fair-trade coffee beans and lowfat organic hormone-free milk from a cow whose identity is personally known to you...Was it Bessie? Or Daisy? Because, frankly, while Bessie gives fine milk, I find the slightly sweet clover aftertaste of Daisy's milk to be slightly more delightful. response #23 by nichomachus: I've had it with all you elitists That's what I told the butler this morning while he was helping the maid bring me my breakfast in bed. I sent chauffeur down with the Bentley to pick up the papers and see what that awful elitist Obama was up to now. Cook read the papers to me as gardener showed what he was going to do about the rose garden at the summer house on Nantucket. We finally decided to have the Clintons flown out to our house in the Hamptons again this weekend so we could make phone calls to unemployed people in Pennsylvania to tell them to be happy and not bitter. response #29 by Tatiana: Text me your coordinates. I'll have the limo swing by to pick you up! n/t response #30 by DearAbby: I just got here from shopping my ass off, let me tell ya. First I had to click over to Mazey's Dress Shoppe, I was looking for an exotic print MuuMuu, with a great big parrots stategically placed on the yoohoo places? (wink wink)...goddamn it, I broke a nail, clicking the shopping cart icon...so I had to click for an appointment at the "Beautiful Nailz Salon...then I had to click on over to "Discount BonBons Shoppe" I ran out of them during the "Compassion forum"...Really!!11! I had to resort to eating those dinky chocolate donuts from "Dolly Madison" Eeek, let me tell you....I almost broke a sweat, but you know Elitists don't sweat, we glow. response #36 by sfexpat2000: I can call your life coach after I finish my gelato! lol response #37 by csorman: Yeah? Well I can top that: I was eating sashimi - not sushi (chopstiks of course) AND drinking my soy-non-fat-1/2-decaf latte while driving my Volvo on the way to purchase another pair of Chacos (I'm DONE with Birks) from the Galleria. Then guess what happened? My weimaraner jumped out of the back of my Volvo and started running amok in the Galleria parking lot, only to be accosted by a dirty-looking charlatan-child, who I quickly batted away with my rolled-up New York Times. On the way back to my car I was touched by the noodly appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is why His logo is aptly displayed on my bumper to this day. Pastafarians, unite! Posted four hours or so before the debate. Very snappy graphic, too. Poll question by zulchzulu: Who won tonight's debate in Philadelphia? :bluebox: Lousy, stupid questions :bluebox: Wrestling match mentality :bluebox: Gotcha war of words :bluebox: The sponsors in the commercials :bluebox: Bad ratings :bluebox: Philadelphia Chamber of Commerce :bluebox: All the above :bluebox: Other response #1 by prodn2000: Liquor Stores response #3 by redqueen: ... :thumbsup: Fuck the beer... I'm buying whiskey. :banghead: response #6 by jgraz: Crown Royal, queenie? response #7 by redqueen: Not just no, but HAYELL no! I can't stand CR or Jack... but I tried this other stuff a while back that I actually liked. I hope I recognize the label. :P response #21 by BigDDem: Present response #28 by zulchzulu: ***KEY WORDS FOR TONIGHT'S DEBATE Any candidate that says any of these words or phrases must drink an alcoholic beverage or hit of illicit drug or a kiss to a nearby person: McCain working class Philadelphians Phillies bitter "Let me be clear..." Any laughter as a response from the candidate "Look at the polls..." "Why am I first..." "I didn't say that..." These phrases demand a full beer, a shot or a full bowl of an illicit drug or a full-tongue French kiss with nearby person: "Air America" "Geraldine Ferraro" "we can agree to disagree" "your husband" "your wife" response #35 by crankychatter: there was a debate? news to ME, and I listened to the whole thing GDP, April 16, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5531340 OP by MercutioATC: Fantastic debate! I thought they were all great questions. I was, however, disappointed that they forgot to ask "Where is the strangest place you and you spouse have ever made "whoopee"?" OP by Dbdmjs1022: For those who didn't see, the debate in a nutshell Mod: Senator Clinton, how do you feel about Iraq? Hillary: I feel we should leave. Mod: Senator Obama, why do you hate America? Obama: I love America, it's been good to me. Mod: Senator Clinton, do you feel that poor people should have more money? Hillary: Absolutely Mod: Sen. Obama, when was the last time you and Reverend Wright plotted to blow up an Embassy? Obama: Can't we just talk about the issues instead of this tabloid stuff? Mod: Senator Clinton, what is your kitten agenda Hillary: I feel kittens are soft and fluffy and should be cared for. Mod: Senator Obama, someone you went to grade school with was arrested 8 years ago for kicking a kitten. Why do you hate kittens? Obama: How is this relevant at all? Mod: Senator Clinton, tell us exactly how brave you were in overcoming your husband's adultery? Hillary: i was very brave. God helped me. Mod: Senator Obama, it's all over the internet that you are an evil Muslim elitist terrorist. Why are you an evil Muslim elitist terrorist? Obama: I'm not. And weren't you just asking me about my CHRISTIAN pastor? Mod: The one you blow up embassies with? Obama: What? Are you serious. Mod: We have to take a commercial. Senator Clinton, we realize that we haven't paid enough attention to you and we deeply apologize. Hillary: Quite alright. On a thread by panader0: I missed the debate. How did it go? N/T response #1 by JoeIsOneOfUs: Charlie and George lost! nt response #4 by laconicsax: So which one pledged to surrender to the 'terrorists' first? response #18 by Zachstar: McCain won response #57 by prodn2000: What did he win? Yet another case of "Tucks" medicated pads? OP by PeterU: Howard Jones supporters should be incensed over the debate I mean, you guys have told us over and over again Rick Astley can't handle pressure. That every time it's applied to him in a debate, he buckles faster than a cheap lawn chair. So it's not a surprise that Howard Jones supporters are gleeful over the hard questions Rick Astley received in the debate. However, this is going counter to what they want, because now the media is focused not on the performances of either Howard Jones or Rick Astley, but the obvious one-sidedness and substance lacking questions. The outrage over the debate is actually a bigger story than the debate itself, locally and nationally. The problem here is that no matter who you think won, the narrative has been set and it's a narrative that does not favor Howard Jones. Howard Jones supporters may enjoy watching Rick Astley debate gotcha politics, but the American people don't. They want to hear who is going to fix the economy, not why someone doesn't wear a flag pin. They want to hear about affordable healthcare, not whether Rick Astley believes his reverend is patriotic. They want to know how the president will fix Iraq and bring our troops home, not for Rick Astley to clarify and defend his comments on working-class voters for the umpteenth time. Because of this, if Howard Jones supporters really believe Rick Astley can't debate the real issues when pressed like he was on trivial problems, then they really should be angry over the lack of substance. Even though I don't agree it would happen, had Rick Astley stammered and stumbled over topics like Iraq, healthcare and policy, that would be the narrative today, not how ABC botched what very well could be the last debate between these two. And because of that, Howard Jones doesn't get a knockout and certainly doesn't halt Rick Astley's momentum. If anything, this may actually now help Rick Astley, because it appears Americans and voters in Pennsylvania are not accepting divisive and inconsequential politics. response #1 by Ned_Devine: Things can only get better. I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you. Why can't I hear your cries for help? On a thread by bob_weaver: What does the Pope do if the Popemobile breaks down? response #1 by dbonds: Shit in the woods? wait that is bears. response #4 by countingbluecars: He uses "mass" transit? response #15 by TlalocW: Even better... Mass Transubstantiation response #8 by no_hypocrisy: Pope for the best? response #10 by YOY: Well up until Vatican II he would be carried by Swiss Mercenaries to the nearest carriage house Nowadays he uses the magical teleporter unit housed in his hat... Jeeze, didn't any of you go to Catholic school? Duh! response #12 by Jamastiene: He rides the Popecycle. response #13 by alphafemale: He calls atone truck. sorry. response #22 by Binka: He Rides His Popo Stick Silly! response #24 by kenny blankenship: Calls Triple AAAlpha to Omega They're listed right before Aardvark Tow and Wrecking. response #25 by L. Coyote: Hitchhike. Would you pick up an old guy in a white dress? GD, April 17, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3170538 OP by PeterU: I was just over at GD: P, and I realized something. It sucks. response #2 by turtlensue: Nice post... Captain Obvious! :) ;-) OP by rsmith6621: I Just Watched A Special On Paint...... ...on the History Channel... ........to avoid taking a pitchfork and jamming it through my chin till it hits my brain over the coverage today on last nights debate and other stupid news that doesn't change American policy. response #9 by eppur_se_muova: Let's face it ... a "best of" DVD of LaRouche commercials would be preferable to the M$M today. nt response #11 by coriolis: I just painted the teevee screen... :D OP by Johonny: Proof that Ben Stein is a conspiracy! The creationists win. I now understand completely their message. Yes the natural world does not exist outside of my beliefs. My mere thought of mind can change the world to what I believe should happen rather than what does. From this I concluded Ben Stein does not exist. Sure he may appear on TV, in movies, and write bad stock advice in the editorial section of the newspaper, but I believe these false images of Ben Stein have been planted by God to test me (and apparently stock traders). And since they’re my beliefs, the fact that they are directly contradicted by fact makes them almost certainly to be fact instead of a belief. You can point to a printed article from Ben Stein and then a few weeks later another articles and say see Ben Stein must exist and continue to exist because he keeps writing. But I can not be fooled! Where you see evidence of existence I see gaps in between written evidence where no evidence of Ben Stein’s existence exists. So for every one piece of Ben Stein existence evidence you produce I see two new gaps of non-existence and two is bigger than one. So Ben Stein does not exist. You may present baby photo’s, high school year books and Nixon speeches as evidence of Ben Stein’s existence, but I tell you there is no place on Earth where all of the Ben Stein historical record can be witnessed and thus you can discount it all! That baby photo could just be a water mark left by Noah’s great flood. Ben Stein does not appear once in my bible! I would think if God wanted me to believe in Ben Stein he would have left a margin note somewhere in there (hopefully real close to the front because once you hit Leviticus it’s Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz time). I conclude Ben Stein is just a conspiracy by “Big Science” design to get me to waste my precious time on Earth on the entertainment industry when I could be at home contemplating reading the bible while I do something more productive. Ben Stein does not exist QED Poll question by Gilligan: How High Is Your Defensiveness Meter These days? Tension running high? Feel easily offended? Feel like you need to defend yourself and can't turn your back on all this fun in the DU? Take my ever so very, very fun poll and let others know what totally irritates you about all this "I'm offended again!" shit... :bluebox: I am so offended that my hair has turned to sharp, spiky needles in order to fend off the constant assault to my delicate disposition :bluebox: I am so tightly wound that I don't know if I should shit or wind my wristwatch :bluebox: Me? I am the Afred E. Neuman of the DU, "What me worry?" Nothing in here offends me. :bluebox: I often scream and run around naked in my front yard just to feel the freedom after a visit to GDP :bluebox: I don't care, I'm drunk when I post most of the time :bluebox: I don't care, I'm drunk when I post ALL of the time :bluebox: You all are a bunch of pussies... This place is a walk in the park. I come in here to relax. response #2 by NightWatcher: you got a lot of damn nerve to ask me this question today response #4 by Perry Logan: Who sent you? response #8 by Husb2Sparkly: Mary Ann or Ginger? Who do you think is the hotter hottie? response #9 by Gilligan: Me? If I were a guy I guess I would go for Mary Anne... response #10 by Kurovski: I'd like to know just who the fuck some of you DUer's think you are. What's all this "fun" shit all about? I'd really like to know, goddammit. Edit: I come here to relax. My life is otherwise living hell. response #13 by Ikonoklast: Why do you want to know? Writing a book, or just being a nosy bastard? Why not ask me for my PIN while you're at it? Want my shoe size? Why are you following me, you creep? I AM NOT BEING DEFENSIVE!!!!! People like you should mind their own damn business, and the world would be a better place. :hide: response #24 by Gilligan: I wanna know so I can adjust my satellite imaging maps to show your driveway a little more clearly response #20 by baldguy: ? Defensive?Who'sdefensive?I'mnotdefensive! GD, April 17, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3172913 On a thread by rockymountaindem: I just saw a "meet Amish women" ad in *this* forum Have the Amish made changes in their doctrine toward technology and matchmaking that I didn't hear about? response #4 by Solly Mack: What happens in Rumspringa stays in Rumspringa On a thread by Stephanie: Why Is Hillary Exempt on the Very Pressing Flag Pin Issue? response #1 by BklynChick: sexism, of course! response #50 by Stephanie: Does She Not Have Lapels? If You Prick Her, Does She Not Bleed Red White & Blue? response #2 by stellanoir: why is McLame also? response #14 by Kurovski: Because McCain wears a patriotic thong. response #15 by cliffordu: ROFLMAO !!!!! Nice. Now I want a Thorazine. Thanks!!! response #18 by Kurovski: Oh, you, you ALWAYS want a Thorazine. And you NEVER share. response #4 by JohnnyLib2: You don't know about her tattoo? :blush: response #29 by AZSlacker: As a general rule ANYONE running for the president should at least show the amount of dedication to get the American flag tattooed on their forehead... anyone who can't commit to that minimum standard, has no place running for the president! response #35 by Kurovski: The newbie speaks truth! Welcome! :hi: And what of wigs? Can they not be produced in the heart-stirring colors of our great old glory? The womenfolk had best prove their love lest we believe there be some corruption of patriotic feeling within their bosom! Rally all at once before the next full moon! George of the Greek surname whets a sharp eye toward our nation's full count of devotion. The very guardian of her glory! Don the wig, ye ladies! Love the wig, else leave the land! response #25 by rucky: Quit staring at my lapel! n/t response #34 by Bonobo: Cause White folk love America. We all know that! response #60 by donheld: I'm a smart ass. If I was Obama, I'd be tempted to get a flag about 6 inches big, and pin that to my lapel and tell everyone else theirs is too small. On a thread by dpbrown: I think Obama will slash and burn the Democratic party to get nominated response #5 by backscatter712: Does Barack have a beard on the TV you're watching? You must be posting from the Star Trek Mirror Universe... response #7 by SoonerPride: You're shooting blanks. Try throwing the gun. That might leave a mark. response #10 by cliffordu: I completely agree.... He's HOGGING ALL THE VOTES He's HOGGING ALL THE DELEGATES He's STEALING ALL THE SUPERDELEGATES IT'S ALL SLASH AND BURN!!!!! He's all about the slash and burn!!!! ooooohhhh nnnooooooooeeeeessss11!!!!!11!11!!1!1 note to staff: When all else fails go to REZKO!!!!! response #14 by DefenseLawyer: Other than that, how are things in Bizarro World? Weather good? Everyone doing okay? OP by martymar64: I'm recovering from a severe case of food poisoning. Ask me anything! response #3 by mainegreen: Will you be eating there again? response #11 by Taverner: Are you feeling OK? Has the worst part passed? Or are you still broadcasting in technicolor? Poll question by undeterred: Are you wearing your flag pin today? :bluebox: Yes I Am :bluebox: No because I hate America :bluebox: Not required for Hillary supporters :bluebox: I wear it everywhere except the shower :bluebox: Obama wants us to wear it everywhere :bluebox: It is not a measure of patriotism. :bluebox: OTHER :bluebox: Fuck NO response #1 by bowens43: I'm wearing eleven of them. response #2 by Quixote1818: I pierced my nipples with two of them. You can't get more patriotic than that! nt response #3 by undeterred: Wait till they get ahold of YOU in the airport. You're gonna end up sitting in cargo. :hi: response #11 by EmperorHasNoClothes: I stuck 10 of them into my forehead, proving I'm more of a patriot than anybody! response #14 by shadowknows69: Other. I had to wear one for five years as a Boy Scout, I've paid my dues. Until that unfortunate incident at the Girl Scout camp anyway. Oops did I say that out loud again? response #17 by usnret88: I don't wear one because when I go out on my motorcycle I fear that a group of patriotic zealots will set upon me, pummel my senior citizen body, and take from me this most precious made in China bauble. response #20 by libnnc: Other. I choose to express my patriotism by slathering my body with oil and rolling around in red white and blue glitter whilst singing along to Wayne Newton's timeless rendition of The Battle Hymn of the Republic. response #21 by undeterred: Is there a video of that on You Tube? GDP, April 18, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5563481 On a thread by WillyT: Hillary Clinton - "I'm very comfortable in the kitchen." "'I'm with Harry Truman on this: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Just speaking for myself, I'm very comfortable in the kitchen...'" response #4 by DJ13: She needs to remodel her kitchen after throwing the sink response #16 by Bigleaf: Yeah, just like Cindy McCain. response #22 by ecdab: Well, at least she seems comfortable in the kitchen sink! n/t On a thread by The Straight Story: Air Experts: Trees Pollute More Than Cars "The lush green canopy covering the capitol city is the reason Sacramento is known as the City of Trees. But all those trees and plant also play a major role in the metropolitan area's ranking for having the 12th dirtiest air in the nation. 'Trees emit what's called biogenic volatile organic compounds,' said Charles Anderson of the Sacramento Metropolitan Air Quality Management District. He explained that's a fancy name for hydrocarbons, a key component of smog..." response #6 by The Straight Story: No trees in bars I say :) response #9 by tkmorris: That explains it I was wondering what caused that cloud of smog I see over any large green forest. response #10 by kineta: Did someone reanimate Ronald Reagan's corpse? response #11 by cbayer: Those damn trees. They are always blocking my view and interfering with my TV reception. Those leaves that fall off of them in the autumn are soooo annoying. During Katrina, it was the trees, not the water, that damaged my house. And now this. Thanks for the heads up. To the paper mill with all of them, I say. response #12 by NV Whino: Well that does it! I'm never going to hug another tree. On a thread by RGBolen: NBA approves Sonics move to Oklahoma City "NBA owners have approved the Seattle SuperSonics’ move to Oklahoma City for the 2008-09 season, pending the resolution of litigation between the team and the city of Seattle. The Sonics could begin playing in owner Clay Bennett’s hometown as early as next season if they can get out of the remaining two years of their lease at Key Arena. Seattle has filed suit trying to force the Sonics to remain in the city until the lease expires in 2010, while Bennett wants to buy out the remainder. The city already has rejected Bennett’s $26 million to settle the lease dispute. A trial is set to begin in federal court June 16..." response #1 by rucky: When I think Oklahoma, I think Supersonic. :wtf: response #2 by Drunken Irishman: Fuck David Stern and the NBA. :( I'm not a Sonics fan, but they've been a staple in the Western Conference for decades. It'd be like the Blazers, Lakers or Jazz relocating. Bullshit! response #3 by RGBolen: The Jazz relocating? Yes, Utah is known for jazz, surely the team was named for something in Utah Couldn't have that team relocated. response #12 by rucky: The Tabernacle Choir does some wicked scat! can you dig? response #31 by SalmonChantedEvening: Ah yes, the Oklahoma City Scared of Phonics. n/t On a thread by anamnua: What are the two man-made objects that can be seen from outer space? 1.The Great Wall of China. 2.Barrack Obama's ego. response #1 by sandnsea: 3. My ignore list and damned if it didn't just get bigger. response #4 by rug: Actually, #2 is the Staten Island landfill. response #5 by faygokid: 1. Your lousy spelling. 2. Your obvious posts. Both are big enough errors to be seen anywhere sentient beings gather. response #18 by chimpsrsmarter: Something Wicked stupid this way comes. response #25 by undeterred: Your beer gut and the bald spot on top of your head. response #28 by Gore1FL: I thought #2 was the pledged delegate gap. OP by Mugweed: Truck Nutz BANNED!!! WTF? http://www.orlandosentinel.com/community/news/eustis/orl-cfbriefs18_208apr18,0,6932139.story Senate Votes to Ban "truck nutz" Apparently in the Utopia that is Florida, all other problems have been solved and there's just one pesky loose end to tie up... So when do we enact the law that male animals must wear diapers? I am so offended by dog scrotums...fuck it, I can't even continue the sarcasm. We're a joke, laugh at will. response #2 by DS1: They can have my testicles when they pry them out of my warm, lotioned hands! :grr: response #4 by Fumesucker: Now that truk nutz are outlawed Only outlaws will have truk nutz. I suspect that liberal bumper stickers will be next to go in the Sunshine State. response #7 by Occam Bandage: OH NO HOW WILL I EXPRESS THE MASCULINITY OF MY TRUCK WITHOUT NUTZ response #18 by kgfnally: It occurs to me that a concerted campaign to tie these to the size of the vehicle in question as a "substitute for" could make these really very unpopular. :D response #26 by Steve_DeShazer: I highly favor truck nuts, it helps me identify who I'm dealing with! Wouldn't you wanna know who is an idiot? Gals, y'all can know in advance who has the smallest dick and worst personality ever. Guys, you can immediately recognize the dickhead who is about to rip you off on that construction deal. response #34 by Snotcicles: I don't think they should ban them, maybe require on alternating days of the week, they should be displayed on one's forehead, then vehicle.  OP by DS1: MY CAPS-LOCK KEY IS JAMMED AND I JUST MADE POPCORN! :popcorn: Who wants some? response #3 by SeattleGirl I'M ALERTING ON THIS THREAD!!111!!1! AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!!!! :rofl: response #13 by 11 Bravo Miss the turn on your way to the Lounge? response #15 by DS1 That's the point. This IS the lounge these days response #19 by 11 Bravo In that case, I couldn't agree more! :toast: response #14 by rug WHERE THE HELL IS E. E. CUMMINGS! response #18 by GoPsUx I HATE POPCORN!! the kernel shells get stuck between my teeth. :mad: response #20 by Cooley Hurd The Obama kernels pass thru... ....the CLINTON kernels jam my fucking EPIGLOTTIS! ACK ACK!!! response #21 by GoPsUx Imagine what the McCain Kernels do response #24 by DearAbby :) NoThankYouDoYouHaveOrangeJuiceInstead? OMFG,MySpaceBarIsBroken!!111Cereal,WhatAmIGonnaDo?:::runsaroundtheroomscreaming::: SomeonePleaseCallTheSpaceBarRepairman!11!! GDP, April 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5485462 POSSIBLY THE GREATEST THREAD OF ALL TIME11111111111 Honorable mentions to all who sailed in her. And now, ladies and gentlemen, the winners: OP by uppityperson: POST ALL IN CAPS HERE!!!!!!!111 HI! I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE DEBATE SO AM READING ABOUT IT HERE!!! response #6 by tekisui: I BELIEVE IN THE FLAG!!!! I DO!!! IT HEALED ME!!!! response #8 by uppityperson: ARE YOU CLAPPING YOUR HANDS WHILE YOU SAY THAT TOO? response #12 by tekisui: WITH TEARS IN MY EYES!!11!!!! response #7 by TheDebbieDee: THANKS FOR THE INVITE TO POST IN ALL CAPS! I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE! IT FEELS FANTASTIC! GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY! response #10 by LSK: WHITE SOX UP 3 -1 IN THE 7TH YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 response #61 by Hippo_Tron: I CALLED LARRY CRAIG'S OFFICE1111111 THEY SAID HE WAS IN THE MEN'S ROOM BUT THAT HE WOULD BE BACK SOON. response #31 by Lost-in-FL: DON'T MAKE ME VOTE FOR MCAIN!1 I'M SERIES!11!!1 AHHHHH!!! MY EARS!! response #32 by rucky: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SIG LINE?!?!?! response #36 by DS1: FUCK YOU! response #34 by Mojambo: i'm a contrarian. neener neener. n/t response #37 by uppityperson: ALERT111 response #67 by L0oniX: LOCKING ...GOD DAMN AMERICA response #38 by chimpsrsmarter: WHITE CHOCOLATE IS NEITHER WHITE NOR CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!????? response #49 by bunnies: LIAR! RACIST! YOU CLEARLY HATE WHITES AND BLACKS. WHITE GOLD ISNT EVEN GOLD!!!!! BASTARD. TEE HEE. :hi: response #53 by chimpsrsmarter: IF WHITE CHOCOLATE WEREN'T WHITE WE WOULDN'T EVEN BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION!!!!! :toast: response #56 by bunnies: HEH. HYPROCRITE! YOU YOURSELF SAID WHITE CHOCOLATE ISNT WHITE LIAR! LIAR! THERE YOU GO AGAIN!!!! :toast: response #64 by chimpsrsmarter: OH YEAH, WELL CINDY MCCAIN INVENTED POST-ITS AND CHEESECAKE11111 response #52 by Teaser: WHITE CHOCOLATE IS MY RAP NAME... response #47 by DesertedRose: OOOOOOH WOW...IT *DOES* MAKE YOU FEEL MORE POWERFUL!!! :rofl: response #59 by mckeown1128: OMG I LOVE TO POST IN CAPS CAPS ARE SO FREAKING AMAZING... THE OUTRAGE THE OUTRAGE THE OUTRAGE... response #63 by L0oniX: I'M REMOVING ABC FROM MY SAT CHANNEL LIST. FUCK YOU MICKEY MOUSE LUV'N ASSCARROTS! :evilgrin: response #66 by spanone: FUCKING A BEST FUCKING THREAD IN THE FUCKING WORLD response #69 by omega minimo: I WANT MY MAGNA CARTA!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! response #73 by Generator: THANK JESUS IT's NOT EVEN ON HERE YET I haven't had any latte all day and I'm feeling bitter. I have no guns or religion to cling to. And I still can't STAND Hillary. What's a gal to do? response #78 by Markosito: HELLO FROM NEW YORK! MY NAME IS ANDREW! response #90 by bleever: WELCOME TO DU, DAMMIT!!1!1!!! response #100 by uppityperson: THAT POSTER MANAGED 5 POSTS AND HAS DEPARTED DU!!!1 response #110 by bleever: OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!11 :rofl: response #86 by rug: WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF POINTILLISM? response #97 by Moochy: FUCK YOU FREEPERS POSING AS OBAMA AND CLINTON SUPPORTERS FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUCKS! response #101 by uppityperson: YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST DUCKS YOU FOWLOPHOBIC?!?!?! response #103 by Moochy: AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 I'M SERIES!!!!1111111111111111111111111 response #99 by pompano: NOE!!!NOE!!!NOE THIS DEBATE WAS CRAZEY!!!! THIS WILL BE ONE FOUR THE WRECKURDS!!! GORJE STEPENCROPULOS (sp) WAS OVER THE TOP!!! HUGH!!! response #102 by BlooInBloo: IM ROFLING!!!! response #104 by comrade snarky: EVERYBODY'S YELLING I ATE A RED CANDLE! response #114 by FlyingSquirrel: IGNORED response #118 by Seabiscuit: THIS IS A PERNICIOUS CONSPIRACY AGAINST NON-SCREAMING LOWER-CASERS EVERYWHERE! ... but MAN, that felt good! response #121 by crankychatter: I'M NOT CRANKY BUT I AM VERY IMPORTANT BECAUSE I SAY SO NOTICE ME STEP RIGHT UP... DON'T BE THE LAST IN LINE (step away from me son, you're botherin' me) response #125 by PeterU: THIS FORUM IS WHERE ALL RATIONAL THOUGHT GOES TO DIE!!!!!!!!!! MANUFACTURED OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! response #128 by PeterU: RECOUNT THE VOTES PEOPLE!!!!!! YOU COUNT HIS VOTES!!!!! YOU COUNT HER VOTES!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE PERSON VOTED FOR, YOU PUT THE BALLOT IN THE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!! response #129 by Ron_Green: (^&$%#^(!@$#%%^(*(*&#@^%) response #131 by PeterU: DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN!!!!!! MAN WALKS ON MOON!!!!  On a locked thread: You LOSERS just don't (and never will) get it! Hillary plays checkers, Obama plays Chess response #31 by wakemeupwhenitsover Locking. This is not the poster thread for how to win friends and influence people. best, wakemeupwhenitsover  You know who else is a biter? responses #1 & #6 by jhuth GDP, April 11, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5463312 OP by BlueDogDemocratNH: The Evolution of Hillary Clinton response #2 by rug response #3 by baldguy response #4 by C_U_L8R GDP, April 12, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5475605 On a thread by Lex: Please explain this GOP'er "art" to me. response #1 by chimpsrsmarter response #14 by chimpsrsmarter response #2 by baldguy response #5 by Liberal Gramma response #6 by Solly Mack response #7 by Red Zelda response #9 by seasat response #15 by babylonsister response #10 by Mojambo response #12 by Fridays Child response #13 by in search of sanity response #33 by Hissyspit response #44 by Starbucks Anarchist response #45 by Unrepentant Fenian GD, April 12, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3150242 OP by Brundle_Fly: Alberto Gonzales gets TOP GIG @ MAJOR CORPORATION response #5 by Octafish response #7 by ColbertWatcher response #11 by Horse with no Name response #16 by SalmonChantedEvening GD, April 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3151842 OP by rug: Candidates scrambling to find the new Democratic base. GDP, April 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5477704 On a thread by DS1: MY CAPS-LOCK KEY IS JAMMED AND I JUST MADE POPCORN! response #2 by PeaceNikki response #5 by phrigndumass response #11 by krispos42 GDP, April 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5485462 On a thread by jgraz: In the future, people will look at train wrecks and say "what a freakin Hillary campaign". response #18 by Bigleaf GDP, April 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5487233 On a thread by FLDem5: Obama on Clinton in Pa: "Shame on her. Shame on her." response #57 by JackORoses GDP, April 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5488330 On a thread by Old Crusoe: I propose a new DU group: Bitter Elitist Misogynist Pigs for Obama. response #91 by Swamp Rat GDP, April 13, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5490428 OP by cryingshame: This Damned Forum Needs Another LOLCat Thread! responses #1, #3, #5, #15, #17, #61 & #71 by cryingshame response #56 by Stephanie response #11 by ebdarcy response #14 by 48percenter responses #78 & #81 by Bigleaf response #91 by leftstreet response #95 by Lilith Velkor Much more. 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Pope smiles at murderer. response #1 by rurallib response #3 by goddess40 response #9 by Moochy response #12 by jazzjunkysue response #22 by peekaloo GD, April 16, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3165203 OP by BlueDogDemocratNH: ABC announces new debate panelists response #1 by YeOldeBostonEarl response #4 by Kurovski response #2 by sorrybushisfromtexas response #3 by Kurovski response #5 by HawkeyeX GDP, April 17, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5556742 On a thread by bob_weaver: What does the Pope do if the Popemobile breaks down? response #14 by bob_weaver GD, April 17, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3170538 OP by EmperorHasNoClothes: Shocking photo of George Stephanopoulos discovered! response #8 by SoonerPride response #21 by dmsRoar GDP, April 18, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5566947 OP by rust1d: BREAKING! 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Sat Apr-19-08 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
| 1. 1st rec from a habitual Friday afternoon saboteur. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
| 2. Lucky #5! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
| 3. THANK YOU JEFF AND ALL WHO PLAYED!!!!!11 'TIS SILLY TIME!!!1 |
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Sat Apr-19-08 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
| 4. The DUsy banner reminds me of an ant stake. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
| 5. Thank you, JeffR for rolling these out every week. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
| 6. Congratulations, DUziers! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
| 7. Gee - an obamababie censering unflattering obama comments - what a surprise... |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:50 PM Response to Reply #7 |
| 17. Did you turn in something you thought was funny and it was censored? |
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Sat Apr-19-08 08:40 PM Response to Reply #7 |
| 29. Besides... |
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Sat Apr-19-08 09:01 PM Response to Reply #29 |
| 30. "Mutual of Obamaha" |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:09 PM Response to Reply #30 |
| 35. Thank you darlin' one. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:41 PM Response to Reply #35 |
| 50. You should set your sights higher, |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:45 PM Response to Reply #50 |
| 53. You're right. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:49 PM Response to Reply #53 |
| 56. Of course! Why settle for half a loathe? |
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Sat Apr-19-08 11:18 PM Response to Reply #56 |
| 62. Because then you only need half a shtick of bitter? |
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Sat Apr-19-08 11:23 PM Response to Reply #62 |
| 64. ! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 10:38 AM Response to Reply #56 |
| 73. Oh God, you're good! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 11:27 AM Response to Reply #73 |
| 75. That's what everyone always says. |
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Sun Apr-20-08 11:43 AM Response to Reply #75 |
| 77. Umm... everyone? How many is that? |
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Sun Apr-20-08 11:55 AM Response to Reply #77 |
| 82. That's not a proper question to ask a lady. |
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Sun Apr-20-08 12:02 PM Response to Reply #82 |
| 84. I guess that's what's referred to as a "round-heeled woman"? |
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Sun Apr-20-08 12:24 PM Response to Reply #84 |
| 85. Well, bless your heart dear, I wouldn't know. (nt) |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:03 PM Original message |
| The Only Thing Wrong With the Duzy Awards Is It's Too Long! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
| 8. kick |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:09 PM Response to Original message |
| 9. Well-done as usual, JeffR... |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
| 10. I nominate JeffR for the DUziest DUzy evah! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
| 11. This was one hysterically funny week at DU |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:38 PM Response to Reply #11 |
| 14. I agree. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:48 PM Response to Reply #14 |
| 16. I wouldn't dare go to GDP after such laughter |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
| 12. "Because Christie Brinkley is STILL Leaving Prank Answering Machine Messages?" K&R |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
| 13. k&r i was hysterically laughing at some of these |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:44 PM Response to Reply #13 |
| 15. K&R - Thanks for these! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
| 18. thanks |
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Sat Apr-19-08 05:57 PM Response to Original message |
| 19. A milestone of a DUZY award! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
| 20. kickety kick!. . . . .DAMN we're funny!. . Thanks Jeff! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
| 21. Woohoo!!! I win! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
| 22. Yabba Dabba DUzy's!! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:36 PM Response to Reply #22 |
| 46. No one person should be allowed to get five (5) DUzy in one week, unless it's |
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Sat Apr-19-08 11:01 PM Response to Reply #46 |
| 57. Darken it? I was installing a new porch light. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 11:12 PM Response to Reply #57 |
| 59. Well, in that case, please feel free to brighten my porch steps any time you choose! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 11:20 PM Response to Reply #59 |
| 63. The wine that goes through... errr with anything. :) |
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Sat Apr-19-08 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
| 23. Another busy week... |
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Sat Apr-19-08 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
| 24. Once again, JeffR delivers the goods |
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Sat Apr-19-08 11:43 PM Response to Reply #24 |
| 65. How did you know |
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Sun Apr-20-08 11:44 AM Response to Reply #65 |
| 78. The last time your bubble burst, I had to light a match! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
| 25. K&R, with thanks to all the Gatherers! And a tip of the hat to Spider Jerusalem |
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Sat Apr-19-08 07:36 PM Response to Reply #25 |
| 26. That one got me too. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:09 PM Response to Reply #26 |
| 36. Filth is great, isn't it? |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:26 PM Response to Reply #36 |
| 40. Well produced filth, yes. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:31 PM Response to Reply #40 |
| 45. Well, of COURSE, well-produced filth! Whaddya think, I'm a floozy or somethin'? |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:38 PM Response to Reply #45 |
| 47. Well...people talk... |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:42 PM Response to Reply #47 |
| 51. It's not a question of whether or not - more a question of which form of penance |
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Sat Apr-19-08 08:00 PM Response to Reply #25 |
| 28. I got an explosive laugh out of one of YOUR lines, too! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:14 PM Response to Reply #28 |
| 37. Thanks, sw! I think by now you and Kurovski should have a brass plaque on the Int'l |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:20 PM Response to Reply #37 |
| 39. I'll throw in a case of champagne! Well, actually Champale. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:27 PM Response to Reply #39 |
| 42. Well, actually, don't you mean just a glassful? |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:29 PM Response to Reply #42 |
| 43. Whoops |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:39 PM Response to Reply #43 |
| 48. I just heard the last sip being slurped... |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:39 PM Response to Reply #43 |
| 49. Backwash is fine by me. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:43 PM Response to Reply #49 |
| 52. I see. So you choose the person you want to kiss for the alcoholic content of their backwash? |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:48 PM Response to Reply #43 |
| 55. Yeah, like I'm surprised. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 11:13 PM Response to Reply #55 |
| 60. Yeah, I could use a cheap perm... |
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Sun Apr-20-08 01:30 AM Response to Reply #43 |
| 67. Y'ALL STOP OBJECTIFYING ME! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 11:37 AM Response to Reply #67 |
| 76. WE WERE AT THE LIQUOR STORE! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 11:50 AM Response to Reply #76 |
| 81. Good grief! Would y'all PLEASE STOP SHOUTING!!!11!111!!one!!one1 |
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Sat Apr-19-08 11:01 PM Response to Reply #37 |
| 58. Splendid thought! Think of the Opening Night Reception we could throw! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 11:18 PM Response to Reply #58 |
| 61. I've got my party outfit all picked out: Green visor (to protect from the fluorescent lights), |
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Sat Apr-19-08 07:36 PM Response to Original message |
| 27. Awesome batch of DUzys! BigBearJohn's post rofls me hardest of all. |
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Sun Apr-20-08 11:47 AM Response to Reply #27 |
| 79. ALERT: scarletwoman called out another DUer!!!!!!!!!! |
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Sat Apr-19-08 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
| 31. if you knew how much I looked forward to reading these every Friday |
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Sun Apr-20-08 05:14 PM Response to Reply #31 |
| 100. Hey. You need a hobby. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
| 32. these are wonderful. thank you so much. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
| 33. It's kind of embarrassing to admit this.... But, here goes... |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
| 34. just wasted 10 minutes looking for my name |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:29 PM Response to Reply #34 |
| 44. Try Tool Bar/Edit/Find in this page. |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:45 PM Response to Reply #34 |
| 54. Wanna borrow my name for a while? It worked for me. |
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Sun Apr-20-08 01:25 AM Response to Reply #54 |
| 66. I know |
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Sun Apr-20-08 10:09 AM Response to Reply #66 |
| 71. Just remember: Yes,you can!! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 10:32 AM Response to Reply #71 |
| 72. LOL |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
| 38. Amended lyrics, as appropriate: |
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Sat Apr-19-08 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
| 41. Thanks for the honorable mentions. |
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Sun Apr-20-08 02:22 AM Response to Original message |
| 68. Kick. One of the best of the DUz's. |
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Sun Apr-20-08 05:51 AM Response to Original message |
| 69. Congratulations to all the winners! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
| 70. Excellent collection! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
| 74. MY THIRD DUZY!! I LOVED THE ALL CAPS THREAD! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 11:48 AM Response to Reply #74 |
| 80. DAMN! I'M SO SORRY I MISSED THAT THREAD. SOMETIMES LIFE SUCKS. |
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Sun Apr-20-08 03:56 PM Response to Reply #80 |
| 94. I KNOW! YESTERDAY, I MISSED THE ICE CREAM TRUCK! DAMN! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 05:11 PM Response to Reply #94 |
| 99. DAMN!! I MISSED THE ICE CREAM TRUCK, TOO!!!!!!! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 11:03 PM Response to Reply #99 |
| 107. WHAT?? |
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Mon Apr-21-08 10:10 AM Response to Reply #107 |
| 108. Turn your batteries up. I can't make the LETTERS ANY BIGGER!!!!!!!! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
| 83. The DUzy's |
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Sun Apr-20-08 01:43 PM Response to Reply #83 |
| 86. Like a circle in a spiral, Like a wheel within a wheel, |
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Sun Apr-20-08 02:08 PM Response to Reply #86 |
| 87. Wow, that's damn poetic! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 02:49 PM Response to Reply #87 |
| 88. The windmills of your mind are powerful indeed. |
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Sun Apr-20-08 03:09 PM Response to Reply #88 |
| 89. Maybe you can make an emergency announcement in GD-P? |
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Sun Apr-20-08 03:19 PM Response to Reply #89 |
| 90. I don't want to be accused of being a "Obamababy Whoop-Dee-Doo Wright-Wing Whiner". |
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Sun Apr-20-08 03:44 PM Response to Reply #90 |
| 91. Bollocks! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 03:50 PM Response to Reply #91 |
| 92. I hear bach |
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Sun Apr-20-08 03:55 PM Response to Reply #92 |
| 93. ! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 04:21 PM Response to Reply #93 |
| 95. Me too. |
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Sun Apr-20-08 04:25 PM Response to Reply #95 |
| 96. Okay. |
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Sun Apr-20-08 04:42 PM Response to Reply #96 |
| 97. OW! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 04:48 PM Response to Reply #97 |
| 98. It's for your own good. |
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Sun Apr-20-08 05:16 PM Response to Reply #89 |
| 101. Why? Do you not care what time Billyskank went to bed??? |
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Sun Apr-20-08 05:18 PM Response to Reply #101 |
| 102. What's this "bed" you speak of? |
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Sun Apr-20-08 06:29 PM Response to Reply #83 |
| 103. I finally made the Duzy's! I'm a full-fledged, died-in-the-wool, DUer! Yay! n/t |
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Sun Apr-20-08 06:41 PM Response to Reply #103 |
| 104. Congrats! |
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Sun Apr-20-08 07:08 PM Response to Reply #104 |
| 105. Thanks, sw! I'll be on my toes from now on =). n/t |
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Sun Apr-20-08 08:33 PM Response to Reply #105 |
| 106. You're welcome. All I want is to be helpful. (nt) |
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