Cyrano
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Mon Apr-21-08 11:59 AM
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I’m brillig again, and totally covered with slithy toves. |
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This happened to me about a year or two ago. I did a post on it, but none of the suggested cures worked. I even tried some bark from the Tumtum tree, but it just made me burble.
I’ve been this way ever since last week’s “debate” when ABC showed us how drek maximizes advertising revenues. And it got worse when I got an email from the Democratic Party asking me to make a contribution to the Democratic Party.
What is this Democratic Party of which they speak? Would my contribution help fund people who declare things “off the table?” Would my contribution go to those who believe that online, informed Democrats are some kind of freaky left-wing fringe?
I think I’ll just go galumphing off somewhere and stand awhile in thought. Perhaps I will find a way to rid the world of the likes of the frumious Bandersnatch.
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:00 PM
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1. A hot shower followed by a liberal application of A-200 |
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Edited on Mon Apr-21-08 12:01 PM by Warpy
will cure you, but only if you don't start gyring and gymballing first.
Those slithy toves will itch like a bastard if you don't take care of it now.
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Crabby Appleton
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:02 PM
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2. And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? nt |
Cyrano
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:03 PM
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3. Give me a break. I'm trying. |
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:07 PM
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4. Beware the vorpel swords that go sniker-snack |
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And you never know when some bandersnatch is going to frumiously accost you.
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:08 PM
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"Don't be a luddy duddy. Don't be a moon calf. Don't be a jabbernowl. You're not those, are you?"
--W.C. Fields "The Bank Dick"
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Cyrano
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:16 PM
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then I joined a druid sect for a while. When I found out they didn't really have midnight orgies at Stonehenge, I renounced it and became a heathen, sitting in the corner with my vorpal sword in hand and sucking my thumb.
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:29 PM
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7. Don't worry; you'll be alright until you start to gimmble and wabe. nt |
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:47 PM
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8. Actually, I gimbled and wabed all weekend, but |
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this morning, the UNENDING DEM PRIMARY was still going and some entity called THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY was still emailing me for contributions.
Maybe I'll just stop shunning the Jubjub bird.
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:51 PM
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9. Be careful which side of the mushroom you nibble on before you embrace |
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the Jubjub bird. And don't trust walruses and carpentars.
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:52 PM
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10. I'm going to rest by the Tumtum tree... |
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And stand awhile in thought.
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:53 PM
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Mon Apr-21-08 12:57 PM
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12. aaauggggghhhhh!!! a VOGON! |
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Mon Apr-21-08 03:00 PM
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13. You're four o'clock in the afternoon? |
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the time when you begin broiling things for dinnerMaybe if you put butter in your works - the best butter, of course ...
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Mon Apr-21-08 03:08 PM
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14. YOu need to get out of the tulgey wood, buddy. n/t |
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Mon Apr-21-08 03:12 PM
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15. The last time I did that I got outgrabed. |
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Mon Apr-21-08 03:19 PM
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16. Apply more uffish thought... |
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