Caption Pickles

[Enrique]

[Solly Mack]

1. "It's Shake and Bake and I helped"

[El Supremo]

16. Good! I remember that.

Shaike and Baike

[Solly Mack]

17. Can't ya just hear her saying it?

[krispos42]

19. Shaken and baked?

Shaken:



Baked:





Yeah, that's about right. She's probably worried about giving sworn testimony during Bush's trial under the Obama administration.

[enid602]

2. Pickles

"Winner of the Magda Goebbles 'Homemaker of the Year' Award."

[boobooday]

3. Practicing for that job at Sam's Club while George is in prison for his crimes

Would you like to try a sample?

[underpants]

4. Mayonnaise and hot sauce....eh it's the best I could do

Co-Host: this Mayo smells ... (sniffs it agian) it smells like gin!

[thereismore]

5. Good God, what kind of "food" did she prepare? Condiments on a bun? Throw in that Xanax too. nt

[underpants]

6. 3

there are three pickles in that pic

[peace13]

11. Good one! n/t

[underpants]

7. I smoke Celebrex

[magellan]

8. ("Stepford Wives have nothing on me.")

[sakabatou]

9. I'm gonna poison this sammich just for you.

[peace13]

10. What's that..the eats for Jens wedding? n/t

[icymist]

12. Martha Stewert on a budget, I'm getting prison tips!

Yo bitch! Make me a sandwich!

[AlCzervik]

13. "Oh you like my outfit, only 1 couch had to die for it and ok, also an ottoman."

[Cresent City Kid]

14. "If there's one thing my family knows how to make...

...it's a Po-boy"

[Fridays Child]

15. Laura Bush likes her XLT sandwiches extra crunchy.

Xanax, lettuce, and tomato—heavy on the Xanax, please.

[El Supremo]

18. This is how I cut off the crust for George's PB&Js.

[El Supremo]

20. The poor folks don't need hamburger with thier hamburger helper.

[krispos42]

21. "It's my secret, Meredith..."

"I use the mayonaisse as a foundation and the tabasco for lip color. The mayonaisse moisturizes my skin, and the tabasco gives some spice to my kisses for Josh- George, I mean, George!"

[leveymg]

22. Laura Bush will Anchor CBS Evening News when Katie Couric leaves 01/20/2009

NEW YORK - April 22. First Lady Laura Bush announced during a guest interview on the NBC Today Show that she plans to take over the CBS anchor slot from Katie Couric after she leaves the White House in January.

"Katie's been none too popular doin' hard news, and I've gained some experience before the camera these past seven years. Besides, I'll be leaving George next year, and with both girls finally out of the house, I could use a job."

[Miss Carly]

23. rats, I have to learn how to cook again by January

Carly

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. When George gets the munchies, peanut butter and sausage are his favorite

[Perry Logan]

25. "At the first whiff of mayonnaise, she fell into a stupor."

[madmom]

26. "What is this stuff, what do you do with it?"

[peekaloo]

27. She seems confused by the term "hold the mayo".

[LuckyLib]

28. "Let them eat Subway!"

[Contrary1]

29. See? If you put enough junk on top if it...

heads of state from other countries can't tell it's a weiner.

[Adsos Letter]

30. "Here...I made y'all a sandwich...

now eat it, and like it, or these guys in the black suits will pound you into a gelatinous mass."

[DFW]

31. What she REALLY said.........

"I fed this to George before his last trip to China, and this
time, he found the exit door on his VERY FIRST TRY!