On teevee NOW .... BREAKING:

[Stinky The Clown]

Sorry .... it has been nothing but dismal news. Just trying to lighten it up a bit. I don't know about you, but I need some serious cheering up.

[Ian David]

1. I know. We're all very upset about the bear attack in California today. n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Bear attack? Huh?

I haven't had the teevee on all day.

[kestrel91316]

5. Boy, you are one serious slacker. The bear attack was YESTERDAY.

Almost forgot THIS:

:spank:

[Stinky The Clown]

8. Damn me ..... Damn me ...... oughtta get a pan an' slam me ......

..... or however that old song went ......

[amb123]

12. Dang Me

Dang me, dang me
they outta take take a rope and hang me
high on the highest treeeeeee!
woman don't you weep for me!

Dang Me - by Roger Miller

:hi:

[murray hill farm]

2. Too Funny!

Thanks! You are right...we all need to "lighten up" a bit.

[mike_c]

4. here you go....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxfIDpset2I

[Stinky The Clown]

7. mike ..............

I'm home all alone and now I'm laughing so hard snot came out of my nose.

Some may not agree ...... but farts ***are*** funny.

Of course, I have the maturity of a four year old, so don't pay any attention to me. :hi:

[panader0]

6. Please quit breaking wind

You know, global warming and all.........

[Javaman]

9. Nice post, hitler.

lol

[Eurobabe]

10. and this too....

[madinmaryland]

11. ZOMG!!1!! THAT'S HUGH!! !! SERIESLY!!!