Men with small penises..will you PLEASE TAKE

[kimmerspixelated]

your finger OFF the RED NUKE BUTTON?!!!!!!

[zorahopkins]

1. Or At Least.....

Or at least buy and use Extenze.

Or Enzyte.

[enid602]

12. prolong

Or 'Mr. Prolong.'

[Canuckistanian]

22. I'm not familiar with those natural male enhancement products.

What are they?

[nebula]

2. And women who act like men with small penises

[kimmerspixelated]

5. As much as I don't want Hillary,

I have a feeling she wouldn't do it, cuz saber rattling seems to go with the ego-testicles! Let's have a tall, calm, eloquent man calm these IDIOTS down!

[RaleighNCDUer]

8. Oh, she'd do it. She'd hesitate, and vaccilate, and then WAY overreact.

Because she really has no idea what she's doing.

[panader0]

3. I don't have one!

I mean a red nuke button that is...

[depakid]

4. while you're at it- get out of hulking SUV's you drive to work and back.

and slow down!

[VOX]

10. God, yes. Absolute insanity. One only has to see these behemoths to know how wrong they are.

There is just no earthly good reason why so many fuel-swilling, ugly dinosaurs should be on the road or clogging up parking lots.

:grr:

[liberal N proud]

14. It is mostly small women in the big SUV's

[depakid]

16. Plenty of those, too -all too often on cell phones

[Kaleko]

6. Why?

[catnhatnh]

7. This Soooo doesn't apply to me....

...I didn't even click on this post!

[Uncle Joe]

9. They've been sorcerized by our modern day equivalent of this; the corporate media.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3197520

[nomorenomore08]

18. Exactly. It's not about small penises, it's about the perception of such.

Just as most women, no matter how attractive they are, are made to feel inadequate in some way by the messages they receive from society and the media, most men, no matter how "endowed" they are, probably feel inadequate compared to the proverbial John Waynes (and John Holmeses :evilgrin:).

[Uncle Joe]

23. I agree, speaking as someone

whom John Holmes envied.:evilgrin:

But seriously I'm speaking of political emasculation by the people that control the one way megaphones, the political leaders know this power.

The corporate media can put any sliced word, phrase or image on an endless loop and make you look deranged, hateful, wimpy, dishonest, stupid etc. etc. and when that all fails, they won't hesitate to just make shit up.

That's a lot of power and I believe they're our equivalent of those sorcerers in Africa on my link posted above that brain wash men in to shrinking their penises. The common dynamic is that there power can instill tremendous mental fear, they know it and this goes for women as well.

[MiniMe]

11. Its amazing how many people have viewed this thread

Hmmmmm...

:hide:

[DS1]

13. Who has been pushing the nuke button?

What a totally useless thread

[Middle finga]

15. Somebody need to give them a BJ quick before little impotent

and angry little bastards destroy the world.

[emilyg]

17. If they can find it.

[Bonobo]

19. What about female politicians with penis envy?

[AlCzervik]

20. sheesh, do you know for a fact they have small junk?

[Rosemary2205]

21. Point of fact - POTUS don't push the button.

Unfortunately that dirty job will be left to an underpaid, underappreciated member of our military who likely will get shit on by his own government when he or she gets wounded or retires.

[nomorenomore08]

24. Just remembered a George Carlin quote: "I agree that for the most part, men are vain, greedy,

brutal assholes who've just about ruined this planet because they're afraid someone might have a bigger dick than them!"

[kimmerspixelated]

27. IT'S SO FRIGGIN' TRUE!!!!!

DING DING DING DING!!!!!

[Matariki]

25. Stop with the 'small penis' stuff already.

It's cruel in the way that humiliating people with jokes about being fat, or old, or flat chested is cruel.

You think all the men at DU have whopping big dicks? Why do you want to make them feel bad about themselves? What about your brothers, sons or co-workers - you like causing them shame about their bodies?

[kimmerspixelated]

28. you're kiddin' right?

I'm a woman BTW, but I'm only addressing the leaders of our world that obviously have diminished jewels, so therefore they take it out with heavy artillery! If a man has a small thingy and happens to be nice(rare)...then great!!! As long as you are not insane and near a nuke button, then it really doesn't matter what size it is!!!

[Matariki]

29. kind of.

I understand the spirit in which you made your post and I've said similar things. But I thought about it and have come to the conclusion that maybe it has an unhealthy and mean-spirited effect. If some men compensate for their perceived penis size, then making fun of men's penis size doesn't really help anything other than perpetuate insecurity. And actually when I think about it, it is really hurtful and akin to making fun of women for being less than physically perfect. I've known a fair number of men, who in spite of having perfectly wonderful penises, were sadly insecure about them. I realize I'm being sort of absurdly pc, but I was thinking about this after reading some other posts 'joking' about the same thing, and used your post as an opportunity to spout off about it. It's not personal and I hope you don't take offense.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

31. Have you personally experience the penis' of world leaders?

If not, then your claim is complete bullshit and borderline sexist.

[Matariki]

32. or this:

"If a man has a small thingy and happens to be nice(rare)...then great!"

I don't get that. Why 'rare'?

And is the OP suggesting that only men with large penises can be trusted in the higher levels of government? This is reading like a South Park episode... <insert 'crazy' smilie here>

[EvolveOrConvolve]

44. A leader's genitalia has nothing to do with their leadership abilities

(or lack thereof). This OP is ridiculous, and you'd think that some "enlightened" women in the progressive movement would thing twice before making broad generalizations about a gender simply because of their genitalia.

Note to the OP: A PENIS OR VAGINA DOES NOT A LEADER MAKE

[NoodleyAppendage]

26. Don't insult Hillary that way! n/t

J

[Lorien]

30. I really wish that crap like Enzyte WOULD work miracles

we'd have far fewer problems in the world if it did.

[frogcycle]

33. hmmmm

are you REALLY all that altruistic, or did you have a selfish motive in that wish....


hmmmm??

[Lorien]

36. Lol!

Maybe a bit of both. ;-)

[mmonk]

34. That's no finger.

[orleans]

35. ibtl. ?? n/t

[WillyT]

37. My Penis Is So Large, I Can't Get My Finger Up !!!

:hide::rofl::hide:

But I take your point.

:evilgrin:

[jesus_of_suburbia]

38. What is the purpose of this thread?

I hope you realize how mean-spirited your thread is, FitzmasAgain.

[mmonk]

39. Premature nukejaculation

[lonestarnot]

40. And get your fucking hummers off the street. You're waste my tax money tearing them up.

[liberaltrucker]

41. Size of the equipment matters not

How said equipment is used as intended matters MUCH!

No further comment.

:evilgrin:

[girl gone mad]

42. I like small penises.

but then again, I have a small vagina so I can afford not to be a size queen.

[Freedom Train]

43. I don't know... I was pretty happy that JFK had his finger on it

and stood his ground against the Soviets. And Marilyn Monroe didn't seem to mind the size, either.