Would you take a free ticket to a * speech?

[El Supremo]

Free tickets available for Air Force graduation
The Denver Post

About 500 free, reserved-seat tickets for the U.S. Air Force Academy's graduation ceremony May 28 — featuring commencement speaker Pres. George W. Bush — will be available beginning Monday through the Colorado Springs Chamber of Commerce.

Tickets must be picked up at the chamber office, 6 S. Tejon St., Suite 700, from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.

There is a limit of four tickets per person.

Falcon Stadium gates open at 8 a.m. for the May 28 event. Stringent security measures will be enforced. The ceremony will begin at 10 a.m. and end with a performance by the Thunderbirds.



http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_9053735
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[Solly Mack]

1. Depends

What are the odds that one of the planes will land on him after the pilot safely ejects?

[AlCzervik]

2. free ticket plus $5,000 still wouldn't get me there. Ewwwww.

[SharonRB]

3. LOL

:rofl:

My favorite was the person who said if you can't bring in a gun, at least you can probably bring in a pretzel.

[Lasher]

4. Somebody broke into my car last night and left two of those tickets.

:(

[coriolis]

6. Put 'em on Ebay! "Buy it Now" for 32 cents.

:D
:evilgrin:

[Lasher]

17. I've already tried to pay people $20 to take them.

Nobody's interested.

[TomInTib]

5. My favorite..

"Stringent security measures... well at least we can bring pretzels... maybe those can take him down."

[AlCzervik]

8. Here you go, enjoy!

[TomInTib]

12. Now that's a peach!

Where did you get that?

I would put it on a T-Shirt.

(check my new sig line)

Tom

[AlCzervik]

14. i found it in 2002 or 2003 and i cannot remember where. This is my other fav

and the first thing i ever put in photobucket-



Still makes me laugh every time i see it.

[liberal N proud]

7. My stupid ass brother living Colorado Springs would

He is one of them.

[Vincardog]

9. I think 250 DUer should each get 4 tickets. 500 empty seats should send some message to Dim Son

[sinkingfeeling]

10. Only if I'm allowed to carry a sign and wear my anti-Bush t-shirt.

[Perry Logan]

11. I'm too afraid I would think a Wrong Thought...and disappear forever.

[LibDemAlways]

13. If somebody paid me a minimum of $10K and then

gave me a shot of something that knocked me out cold so that I wouldn't actually have to listen to him, I'd consider it.

[spanone]

15. pffft

[jmowreader]

16. Oh, come on. You'd go. This could be fun!

I mean, where else can you go to see the purported leader of the free world come out falling-down drunk (literally, last year) and mangle more words than most people can speak?

[frebrd]

18. I'd take four, get in my truck...

and tear'em up. But you probably have to sign a loyalty oath before they'll hand them over, so I couoldn't even get them.

[LeftyMom]

19. Only if I had money for posterboard, sharpies and bail. nt

[ThatsMyBarack]

20. Sure I would....

just to stick it in my paper shredder! :patriot:

[VP505]

21. I couldn't go to that

I would not be able to control the overwhelming urge to stand up and moon him. Might get me into more trouble than what I would want to deal with over his dumb ass.

[CBGLuthier]

22. If it was printed on absorbant paper, sure

What with the price of toilet paper and all.

[Stinky The Clown]

23. I'd take them ...... and then drop trou on Himself.

[Catchawave]

24. Whoa! That's not real smart.....

What's preventing anti-war protestors picking them up and causing some noisy trouble? The local repubs should fill those seats, for the sake of not having the cadets' graduation disrupted.

[BulletproofLandshark]

25. Sure, if I was broke and out of TP.

[hatrack]

26. Not just no, but FUCK NO

If he were standing on the sidewalk with his clothes on fire, I wouldn't walk across the street to piss on him.

[LeftishBrit]

27. No - wouldn't even go if I was paid!

Unless I had permission to throw rotten eggs at him.

[timtom]

28. Absolutely NOT!!!

I would accept a free ticket to his legal execution for war crimes, however.

[Eurobabe]

29. You couldn't DRAG me there, not even in a biohazard suit.

[Echo In Light]

30. No. Imagine sitting there, spooks eye-balling you, surrounded ...

[trusty elf]

31. If enough like-minded people were to go,

they could make a co-ordinated group statement.



God, that photo of shrub and the cadet is revolting! ! ! ! ! ! !