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Edited on Fri Apr-25-08 08:01 PM by JeffR
 Welcome to the whoop-di-DUzy Awards, a compendium of star-spangled amusement from this week on DU. Congratulations to this week's winners!The DUzy Awards will be announced every Friday, if I get around to it. Previous awards can be found in my journal. Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD. Remarkably, the space/time continuum remains intact even after this thread garnered 1189 recs this week. Speaking of recs, y'all go rec this one. The Academy also endorses this suggestion by hisownpetard on a splendid thread by grantcart. OP by bigbrother05: You people need to get out of my head! Why does it feel as though some posts are giving me stage directions? One poster mentions that they will type slowly so someone will have an easier time getting the point, so I methodically read each word with deliberate intent in order to grasp their full meaning one-by-one-by-one. Another poster says that they want to keep their idea/comment on the "down low", so I lean forward and focus intently to be sure to not miss a word that's being said. This must be a DU related syndrome, the words on my laptop screen are real, each with it's own voice. Some have accents, others are loud. A lot sound like a dull drone, but a very few draw you in and transport you to a place of understanding and sometimes even wisdom. Think I need to go rest now. response #5 by lumberjack_jeff: It's funny. I never laugh any more. I just think "LOL". n/t response #6 by crankychatter: I used to like mushrooms too... so hard to not go there in SILLY SEASON yeah, let your dreams freak out... you're fine... DU is a combination of the Emergency Tent at Woodstock and the Emergency room in the movie Jacob's Ladder ya never know what you're gonna get On a thread by eppur_se_muova: Titan: Treasures of Earth's oily twin (BBC) {from Vienna conference} "If worlds have shadow twins elsewhere in the Universe, then Earth's would appear to lie just a block or two down the cosmic road, in orbit around Saturn. 'We have on Titan many of the geological features that we find on Earth,' enthuses Rosaly Lopes... Dr Lopes, from Nasa's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in California, is one of the scientists reviewing the Titan findings at the European Geosciences Union (EGU) meeting in Vienna, Europe's largest annual gathering of scientists studying the Earth, its climate and its cosmic neighbourhood. There may be 1,000 times more liquid hydrocarbons in Titan's lakes than in all the oil wells on Earth. Its dunes may hold hundreds of times the content of Earth's coal reserves..." response #1 by ulysses: somewhere, Dick Cheney just got a hard-on. response #2 by krispos42: And somewhere nearby, Lynn Cheney gets a headache :-) response #3 by ulysses: no problem - blow-up doll in the shape of a 55-gallon drum. On a thread by sniffa: Clinton Is Against 'Whoop-Di-Do' Speeches "After stressing the financial burdens Americans are suffering, problems with education, and more, Clinton stressed the critical decision these voters have to make. She jabbed her opponent, Sen. Barack Obama, who Saturday held his largest rally ever miles from the site where Clinton spoke. 'I don’t want to show up and give one of these whoop-di-do speeches and, you know, and just kind of get everybody whipped up,' she said, 'and those feel great and, you know, try to convince some of you to be for me...'" response #11 by chimpsrsmarter: Well La-dee-freakin-dah. response #33 by Kurovski: But how does she feel about "Hot-cha-cha-cha" speeches? And what of "bada-bing-bada-boom" rallies? Scudda-hoo-scudda-hey! Ain't there nothin' this down-in-the-dumps flapper thinks is the bee's-knees? Break out the flask and let's Charleston! "Da-da...da-da...da, dadada, da-da! Dadadadaa, Dadadadaa, da da da da dadala dadadaa..." response #34 by nichomachus: But the doo-doo speeches ain't a workin' response #56 by Kurovski: vo-do-dee-oh-do! Oh you kid! She's just a jazz baby, jazzin' it up. She ain't no poor butterfly, no wallflower pinin' away for good times! No siree. response #62 by Dr Fate: Can a get a harumph? I didnt get a harumph from you! ;) On a thread by sniffa: Whoops: Clinton actually doesn't give a crap about Passover As you'll remember, Passover is very important to Sen. Clinton. When CBS and Sen. Barack Obama proposed holding a presidential debate tonight, April 19, in North Carolina, Sen. Clinton at first vacillated, and then ultimately condemned the idea, suggesting it would be offensive to Jewish families who will begin celebrating Passover at sundown today... Now, Passover is here -- and since she believes that attending a campaign event on this major Jewish holiday is clearly objectionable, surely Sen. Clinton is spending the evening away from TV cameras, quietly preparing a first Seder or otherwise honoring the occasion off the campaign trail? Not so much. According to her campaign website, Sen. Clinton will be spending tonight just as Obama had suggested: leading a series of "Solutions for America" rallies, campaigning full-force for the Presidential nomination... response #1 by WillyToad: I am floored what people will try to pass off as an 'issue' Seriously... Lemme guess, 'passover-gate?' response #2 by sniffa: Whoops response #3 by ruggerson: He just scrambled to post something with "whoops" in the title he knows it's laughable. response #4 by sniffa: Whoops response #5 by emilyg: Is she Jewish? response #6 by bigtree: whoops response #7 by newmajority: Her campaign pretends that she is the only "Kosher" candidate. Some of the Likudists associated with Camp Hillary speak of Obama like he was an all-you-can-eat pork & shellfish buffet in the middle of the Temple. response #13 by DearAbby: They had "Compassion Forum" Last Weekend How about "Passover Forum" this weekend? They missed the "Atheist's Bitchin Forum" on April Fool's Day. (disclaimer: I am an atheist, for the fellow Atheist who take offense on the April Fool's reference.) On a thread by Joanne98: The corporate culture. Motivational water-boarding! NO JOKE! "No one really disputes that Chad Hudgens was waterboarded outside a Provo office park last May 29, right before lunch, by his boss. There is also general agreement that Hudgens volunteered for the 'team-building exercise,' that he lay on his back with his head downhill, and that co-workers knelt on either side of him, pinning the young sales rep down while their supervisor poured water from a gallon jug over his nose and mouth. And it’s widely acknowledged that the supervisor, Joshua Christopherson, then told the assembled sales team, whose numbers had been lagging: 'You saw how hard Chad fought for air right there. I want you to go back inside and fight that hard to make sales.' What’s at issue in the lawsuit Hudgens filed against his former employers -- just as in the ongoing global debate over the CIA’s waterboarding of terrorism suspects -- is the question of intent. Prosper Inc. maintains that what the supervisor did, while unauthorized, overzealous and misguided, falls far short of torture, and in fact was not nearly as bad as Hudgens makes out in his quest for damages. 'We’re not the mean waterboarding company that people think we are,' said George Brunt, general counsel for the firm..." response #1 by mikelgb: fuck. man reality is going to put the Onion out of business response #3 by LiberalEsto: They're not "mean" waterboarders They think they're "nice" waterboarders. response #11 by quantessd: Not even Dwight Schrute would waterboard someone! He'd consider it, but he wouldn't go through with it. OP by GOPBasher: Bush Cites "King Peter of Narnia" as favorite historical figure. Bush Cites “King Peter of Narnia” As Favorite Historical FigurePresident Hails Fictional Nation as “Great Democracy”In a rare interview with Democratic Underground Press (DUP), President George W. Bush cited “King Peter of Narnia” as his favorite historical figure. Asked what historical figure has most influenced his own governing philosophy, the president said, “King Peter was definitely my favorite, he was a heck of a leader.” Bush praised Narnia as a noble nation of free people, led by a valiant king dedicated to protecting its freedom. “Narnia was a great Democracy,” Bush declared, “And like all great Democracies, they had a great King who was put there by God to tell everyone what to do and who to kill.” “You can’t just trust Democracy to just ordinary people,” Bush explained. “That’s why we have Jesus, or Aslan for the Narnians, to put God’s will into people ... you know, sort of put God’s will into place, with people He wants for certain things, like for king or president or whatever.” When told that The Chronicles of Narnia, the series of novellas written by C.S. Lewis, was a work of fiction, Bush responded that he “never quite understood much math,” but believes that the Narnians should be honored for their achievements. “They may have been just a fraction, as you say” Bush explained, “But if you think that somehow dimishinizes their accomplishments, and all the things they accomplished, and, kind of, you know, puts down the things they gotten done, such as defeating the evil White Witch and all, then I respectfully disagree.” Bush also dismissed criticisms that Narnia was a Monarchy, not a Democracy, as “liberal media spin.” “Narnia was a great country with lots of noblenessity, with one heck of a nobly king. That’s why he was the high king and why he was such a great country. And when their freedom was under attack by freedom-hating people, you see, they were at war with some extremist folks, and so they didn’t bother much with little details and facts. (King Peter) just said, ‘Bring it on!’ “I try to model myself after the great King Peter. I know who our enemies is, and I’ll do whatever it takes to defend them ... defend us from them, from those who would take away our freedom.” The interviewer held out a map and asked Bush to point out Narnia. “It’s in a different world,” Bush insisted. “It might be where Saddam hid his weapons.” Responding to the same question in a DUP interview in February, Vice President Dick Cheney responded: “Attila the Hun. Fuck you.” OP by JMDEM: Ah, I get it now! Clinton is the victim of a massive left-wing conspiracy. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: On a thread by Skip Intro: New Zogby 4/19: Clinton increasing Lead in PA - Obama collapsing? - Taken entirely after the debate response #12 by rocknation: She'll have to get at least 85% of the vote to win big. response #15 by Skip Intro: From what I hear, she'll have to win by 129% just to justify staying in the country. :rofl: On a thread by ck4829: Wait, hold on here. Does anyone else see something wrong here? "A march by a busload of neo-Nazi activists on Constitution Avenue yesterday wreaked havoc on a balmy afternoon in the nation's capital, bringing traffic to a halt, filling the streets with hundreds of police officers and provoking an ugly confrontation on the sidelines that resulted in at least three arrests. About 30 marchers from the Michigan-based National Socialist Movement, waving red swastika flags and shouting, 'Sieg Heil!' emerged about 2:30 p.m. from a bus one block from the White House and strode toward the Capitol, flanked by thick cordons of police walking the route in riot gear and hundreds of officers on horseback, bicycles and motorcycles... When Bush visited West View Elementary School on Mingle Avenue in Knoxville Jan. 8, the announcement was made that protesters would be kept at a state building parking lot at Middlebrook Pike and Mingle Avenue several blocks - or about one-third of a mile - from the school. Although the parking lot of the State Plaza Building at Middlebrook and Mingle originally had been designated as a First Amendment zone, about 30 minutes before Bush's motorcade arrived, police ordered the protesters to move some 150 feet west, out of sight of the motorcade..." response #1 by ret5hd: It's harder to keep family out. response #7 by bahrbearian: Normally don't these guys have a Tier 3 White House parking pass. Don't they just park in back and go to the Rose Garden and have Sunday Brunch? OP by CaptJasHook: Breaking: Mr. Kool Aid defecting from Obama Camp In a stunning announcement Saturday evening, Mr. Kool Aid has shifted his support from Senator Barack Obama to the campaign for Senator Hillary Clinton. At a press conference from his home in Strawberry Falls, Pennsylvania, an emotional Mr. Kool Aid claimed to have successfully quenched the thirst for change amongst supporters of Senator Obama. "Oh, Yeah! My job is through here. The kids over at the Clinton campaign are incredibly thirsty. It is my duty, as an American Icon, to go where I am most needed." This defection has caused quite a stir amongst members of the entire food industry. Speaking at a closed door meeting at the Heritage Institute, Spokesmilkshake for MacDonalds, Grimace has suggested that Mr. Kool Aid's defection is due to the lack of effectiveness of Mr. Kool Aid's secret ingredient. "Everyone knows Kool Aid was mixed up. It's obvious he is disappointed in not being able to kill off all of the Obama campaign. Now he sees an easier target in Clinton supporters. You could tell his Kickin Kiwi Lime tears were fake." To back up his claim, Tator, youngest of the Fry Guys released a document from sources inside Kraft foods. The little known document is an internal memo dating back to 1979. The memo is a listing, by Kraft Food master chef Cynthia McCain of possible addictive ingredients to be added to Mr. Kool Aid in order to appeal to the coveted college Greek House market niche. At number three on the list, in bold letters, is Crown Royal. "Obviously, Mr. Kool Aid is not moving to the Clinton Campaign for the generous reasons he has given. This is a blatant marketing ploy by Kraft to take advantage of the current state of depression amongst Senator Clinton's supporters." Commenting for the Clinton Campaign, Ms. Butterworth had this to say, "This is a great day for Senator Clinton. Obviously by imitation Maple flavoring wasn't quite helping the campaign. Adding Mr. Kool Aid's artificial flavoring to the campaign will help to quell the rumors of Hillary's bitterness." ;-) response #3 by stellanoir: could it be... a Kool Aid tsunami. . .? could get kinda sticky response #7 by grantcart: Is he a Super Delegate? response #9 by CaptJasHook: The Senator from New York is petitioning Apparently there is some hold up, because lawyers from Senator Obama's camp refuse to accept him as a voting Foodstuff. It was agreed earlier in the Primary season that foodstuffs could not vote past their shelf life. Apparently, Kool aid has no shelf life... GDP, April 20, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5588813 OP by Raven: Piffle. My new favorite word. It means "nonsense". Doesn't it sound just like what it means? response #1 by rurallib: kerfuffle one of my favorites may go well with piffle. 'They had a kerfuffle over a piffle.' response #2 by Raven: Hah! Great word! Sounds like the ABC debate. response #3 by grantcart: santorum If you don't clean up the piffle it becomse santorum response #5 by Me.: Pish Tosh :) response #6 by Raven: oh, frubble! On a thread by ReverendDeuce: Will Hillary pull a Lieberman-style stunt when she is forced out? response #1 by cali: no. ridiculous. flamebait. repetitive. discussed. response #2 by ReverendDeuce: Try. Use. Complete. Sentence. Thanks. response #6 by cali: No point. moronic. flamebait. undeserving. On a thread by n2doc: Priests fight at Jesus' tomb "Dozens of Greek and Armenian priests and worshippers exchanged blows at one of Christianity's holiest shrines on Orthodox Palm Sunday, and used palm fronds to pummel police who tried to break up the brawl. The fight came amid growing rivalry over religious rights at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, built over the site in Jerusalem where tradition says Jesus was buried and resurrected. It erupted when Armenian clergy kicked out a Greek priest from their midst, pushed him to the ground and kicked him, according to witnesses..." response #1 by swag: Thank you, God, for your healing gift of religion. response #2 by mike_c: this thread really is worthless without pictures.... Priests fighting with palm fronds! :rofl: response #5 by dicksteele: Man, I'll bet Jesus is spinning in his grave. :hide: response #29 by Canuckistanian: My money's on the Armenians They're scrappy - and pound for pound, they've got real heart. response #30 by scarletwoman: I think it depends on the size of their palm fronds. response #31 by coriolis: With fronds like that, who needs anemones? :D :rofl: :evilgrin: response #33 by GloriaSmith: The first rule of Jesus fight club is you don't talk about Jesus fight club. response #40 by Solly Mack: my frond and my staff , they pummel you On a thread by rug: Just came back from a Bill Clinton event in PA. He spoke 50 minutes. Smooth, solid mastery of facts. Didn't bash Obama for a moment. Consistently pointed out why Hillary is the better candidate. Point by point discussion of programs. Consistently pointed out how Republicans have dismantled the government for seven years. Strong, effortless articulation of values that no one here would dispute six months ago... response #1 by maddiejoan: But his penis did stuff! and Hillary cackles a lot! response #2 by rug: There's more worth in his penis than a monthful of GDP posts. response #5 by maddiejoan: I misread that as "mouthfull" and got all excited. response #13 by YDogg: me too, and I didn't. response #15 by Arkansas Granny: I did the same. LOL response #19 by rug: Shame on you, Granny! :spank: I can understand the other two, but you? :spank: response #32 by Arkansas Granny: Hey, I haven't always been old.  response #10 by JFN1: How many people showed up at this event? Inquiring minds want to know. response #22 by rug: About a thousand in a town of 1,100. response #45 by maddiejoan: and the other hundred? why do they hate America? response #48 by rug: Shooting squirrels while sucking lemons. OP by phrigndumass: Guam. Guam! Guuaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm. The 2008 Guam Democratic territorial convention will take place on May 3, 2008. Four pledged delegates are at stake. The entire Democratic primary hinges on this very important contest! Unfortunately I won't be able to follow the results from extremely close race, because May 3 is the maternal unit's birthday. So we know where my priorities are (my mama would be proud!). We can track the results at this link. Remember to refresh often, as the numbers will most certainly fly in. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guam_Democratic_territorial_convention%2C_2008 Guam is actually named for a large breed of ferocious animals that lived on the island until they were hunted to extinction by Chuck Norris. ABOUT GUAM Guam is a gigantic island located in the South Pacific, hidden somewhere in the Mariana Islands (not to be confused with the Marinara Islands whose inhabitants are much more savory and delicious). The Marianas were named after Queen Mariana of Spain and Guam itself was named after her 3' tall toothless servant Bonafacio Isidro Pinche Del Guamo. After Queen Mariana left the island chain to return to her own people, Del Guamo stayed, with the express intention of forming his own colony, where he could practise voodoo. Guam was acquired by Spain in the 1500's and for 400 years the island was mistaken for the Philippines by various aliens on shore leave. Recently, the indigenous population has been involved in the continuing battle to have themselves recognized by the United States, although for some reason the mainland STILL thinks of them as Filipinos. Guam is recognized internationally as a breeding farm for Iron Man competitions. THE HISTORY OF GUAM It was sometime in 1823 that Oprah landed on Guam, bound for the East Indies with a boat full of slaves, pirate gold and small children named Simon. There, she subjugated the island to her will, changing the native custom of slaughtering black chickens to the black art of resurrecting the dead. It has been rumoured that this was so she could travel back in time, but this has never been proven. Soon enough there were enough zombies in Guam to require a changing of the Constitution. Where it once said "all men are created equal in the eyes of God", it now reads "all creatures are formed and re-formed, gooey and screaming, equal in the eyes of their creator, the mad witch". Due to the unsanitary and often downright dangerous working conditions on Guam, the 21st century has seen increasing numbers of zombies travelling to the United States of America searching for a better life. Unlike their earlier predecessors, who faced ridicule, bullying, and gunshot wounds to the cranium, the "No More Room In Hell Act" has allowed them to stand up and fall apart, proud to be who they are. KUCINICH ACTUALLY WON THE GUAM PRIMARY With a campaign infrastructure that has been firmly entrenched in this Pacific Island for well over a year, Kucinich scored what his supporters termed "A hard won victory, with tremendous ramifications for our candidate, and ultimately the nomination to represent the Democratic Party in this fall's election." Kucinich had installed a staff of twelve people in Guam for over two years, and his candidacy had been heavily supported by the Governor of Guam Felix Perez Camacho and House of Representatives member Madelline Z. Bordallo. Camacho had this to say to reporters: "Dennis has promised to unite this country more closely to the United States in several ways, most importantly by building a bridge from San Diego to our beautiful island paradise, and this is what we need most." Representative Bordallo echoed the governor's words by saying: "And Dennis will also work hard to make sure our country is as successful as the legacy he left in Cleveland, Ohio, when he was mayor of that country, even though Cleveland had to declare bankruptcy after he left office." Guam has a population of 173,000 and the vote totals were as follows: Turnout was estimated to be 4%. Dennis Kucinich 6,356 votes Hillary Clinton 548 votes Barrack Obama 312 votes Elvis Presley 1,238 votes (annual write in candidate) Although there are no delegates that can actually nominate at the party's convention, Kucinich appeared ecstatic at his campaign celebration shortly after ABC news called the contest a victory for Kucinich. Standing (on a stool) at the podium of the Hyatt Regency in Hagatna (Agana), the capital of Guam, Kucinich said "I am well pleased to secure this most important victory for our campaign, now it's off to the Island of Chuuk in the Federated Islands of Micronesia, I am extremely confident in a big victory there as well." YOUR SENATOR IS A LEVEL 70 DWARF PRIEST Your senator is probably an adulterous, lying, cheating piece of shit. But if you live on Guam, well, one of your senators is totally awesome. Sen. Ray Tenorio is a level 70 Dwarf Priest in WoW, whose name is Paleray, and who's a member of the Knights of the Marianas on the Silverhand server. And before the dude got hooked on WoW, he was a badass Diablo II player, "where he had several top-level characters of various classes". Taxpayer-funded level-grinding? We can only hope so. Guam is where they make guam-comole. :P response #1 by phrigndumass: Oy. Where's the Guam love? =) I was expecting at the very minimum a cavalcade of folks calling me a Guam-hater! Or an Oprah basher! Or at least a guy who blames Chuck Norris for raping the entire Guam habitat! :rofl: response #17 by phrigndumass: Or the Kucinich backlash?! Actually, I think Dennis Kucinich is taller than I am. How pathetic am I?! :banghead: response #2 by Ojai Person: Just so happen to have a friend from Guam in the house.... We'll see what she has to say about this, when she wakes up. response #4 by grantcart: Christ will you tell her that 7,489 Democrats are waiting for her to bring us up to date Get her up now! response #9 by phrigndumass: Yes! This could be the one person who spent literally hours polling all the Guamanians! Poll Schmoll. What do you call a poll with 100% participation? What would the margin of error be? :rofl: response #26 by dchill: Even with 100% participation, there would still be... significant MOE - considering the Guamanians well-known penchant for lying to strangers who ask too many questions. Cue the goal posts. response #5 by TragedyandHope: I reject and denounce this post Happy now? I visited once. Nice climate and nice people, but not all that exciting. response #7 by phrigndumass: I heard they have weekly pinochle tournaments. Everyone participates, it's mandatory. Takes about six months before they end up playing against a team they've already played against. Their playing cards are unusual as well, made out of burlap glued to sugar cane. They use kitten blood to paint on the hearts and diamonds, and charcoal for the clubs and spades. They don't play spades because the hoarding of the spade cards leaves them with black fingers. As far as I know. :D GDP, April 20, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5589329 On a poll by NoBushSpokenHere: Age Check unnumbered response by DearAbby: Other? Older than dirt...when rocks were pebbles and Dinosaurs roamed the earth with Adam and Eve? response #20 by Oldtimeralso: At least I'm younger than you, that makes me feel good because I was a busboy at the Last Supper. response #4 by crankychatter: I look good for 68 The problem is that I'm 56 response #5 by rwheeler31: Can you add none of your bees wax? response #7 by NoBushSpokenHere: Just added : ) nt response #24 by billyoc: 45, and ready to kick ass! Help me up. OP by uppityperson: Good lord, the stupid hurts my head. If I'd wanted stupid, I'd be in GD-P. I can't take it. I'm going to go take a bath. my head, my head, my head response #4 by thecatburgler: Let me guess: The FLDS thread? Because the stupid of some of the posters on that was causing me to reach for the ice pack and the ibuprofen. response #6 by Midlodemocrat: Huh. Caused me to reach for the ice PICK and the nitroglycerin. :rofl: On a thread by grantcart: Obama's FEC Report Filed Reactions here 42 million received Total debt 662,000 response #7 by Tribetime: I've got to look into if I'm somehow related to the fine young man response #29 by cliffordu: What happens if Hillary misses the deadline?? response #33 by grantcart: she has to go to Bosnia OP by hootinholler: I hereby dub this Congress: The Castrato Congress. That is all. response #1 by scarletwoman: So, are you saying that they could at least make a lovely sounding choir? (nt) response #7 by hootinholler: Well there was the Singing of God Bless America Before the Executive branch tried to rape the world. response #8 by scarletwoman: And were not their tones dulcet and pleasing to the ear? :D response #12 by hootinholler: Personally I found them to be a tad shrill and flat. :P :evilgrin: response #17 by scarletwoman: They are the pampered songbirds of the Overclass. It's only the ungrateful proles who don't find their music sweet. response #13 by DiktatrW: Let the eagle sour. n/t On a thread by liberal N proud: It must have been the rapture... "A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons was missing Monday off the southern coast of Brazil. Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats were searching off the coast of Santa Catarina state, where pieces of balloons were found. Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli lifted off from the port city of Paranagua on Sunday afternoon, wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute..." response #2 by scarletwoman: "Nearer, O my God, to Thee" (nt) response #4 by Journeyman: Looks like a rescue job made to order for "Lawnchair Man" . . http://www.flyaboveall.com/lawnchairman.htm response #5 by Idealist Hippie: Is he disqualified from receiving a Darwin Award because of already being a priest? Since he'd theoretically already removed himself from the gene pool by becoming a priest, would we have to find out whether or not he was indeed a celibate priest before we nominate him for a Darwin Award? GD, April 21, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3189513 OP by Rabrrrrrr: I am having one of the worst days ever. Earlier this morning, about 4:00 am, I was having a difficult time sleeping properly. Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of one my coopers working on my estate, and I allowed him and the other coopers to have a celebration in their cottage. Of course, they don't have electricity there (seriously, does anyone allow their household staff to have electricity in their living quarters? I should hope not) so they can't play loud music or anything, and their cottage is about 3 miles away on one of the corners of the estate, but I swear to God that I could hear them playing cards and laughing. Naturally, I'm used to absolute silence in the night - who isn't, right? I mean, any sensible person immediately fires loud staff. Anyway... it's about 4:00 am, and I'm having a rough time sleeping because of the excessive noise level, so I have the night valet ring the staff to send the overnight master-suite maidwench to fluff my pillows. Well, it was a good 3 minutes before she showed up. I've told the Head House Parlour-Maid over and over that she must have someone in my wing at ALL hours of the day, so that such intolerable situations do not occur. Three minutes? That's outrageous!! But she shows up, and fluffs my pillow, and that helps. But I also tell her that, given the nasty night of sleep I've had, I'll need a complete change of bedding. I'm not going to sleep in the same sheets and blankets and pillow cases that I had a bad night's sleep in! I'm sure you're with me on that one. And I don't know about you, but the command "Fluff my pillow" has an implicit command also to bring a glass of warm milk, a variety of snacks, and the masseuse. Well, I don't need to tell you that none of the latter arrived with the overnight master-suite maidslattern, as I now think of her. I let it slide, which I shouldn't have, but every now and again mercy rears its awful head. And, like now, I have never had that happen that I didn't rue it endlessly later on. x( So, now tonight, I go to my rooms and discover that my bed has been changed, but instead of my own 30,000 thread count sheets, I've gotten the ridiculously harsh and unbearable 29,500 threadcount sheets that I allow the head butler to use, since he's been good to the family as were his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather. There's that part of me that hates to be so strict, but I ask you - would any of you tolerate such things in your lives? Of course I had the slattern executed, but I feel bad about it. Maybe it's just the lack of a good night's sleep from last night, addling my brain or something, but I hope you can all understand with me how this day has been utterly without quality. response #2 by CaliforniaPeggy: Oh, my poor dear Rabrrrrrr... Allow me to start a nation-wide search for more attentive wait-staff. I mean, this is completely unbearable. Nights like that one should never be allowed to happen! OP by mcctatas: OK... I've jumped the outrage shark. I have been noticing alot of those "Hillary is 44" thingy's in peoples sig. lines (and by alot, I mean a few people over and over and over again :banghead: ). I know my reptilian brain has taken the wheel because I just thought "Jesus, she's even lying about her age".... then it hit me... we need a smiley for "I am a dumbass" that is all... response #1 by BlooInBloo: hahaha! Shark self-jump! response #2 by mcctatas: It was not one of my finer moments... and I didn't look nearly as cool as the Fonz did when he jumped it... OP by Dr.Phool: What year was it that Hillary personally strangled Ho Chi Minh? With her own bare hands, in a desperate attempt to free John McCain. response #1 by kenny blankenship: 1969 - just a year before she killed Nasser by projecting her mind beams to Egypt response #2 by Diamond Dog: 2029, the year she came back from the future and saved John McCain, leader of the human resistance, from termination. OP by Old Crusoe: Rendell in 11th-Hour Switch to Obama! ** Pittsburgh, PA / April 21, 2008 The Associated Press _______________________ Gov. Rendell Abandons Clinton for Obama at 11th Hour In an unprecedented and startling move late today, Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell, long a stalwart Clinton backer in the Keystone State, announced to members of the local Pittsburgh press his decision to switch his support from Sen. Clinton to Sen. Obama for the Pennsylvania Primary, which is a mere handful of hours away. "I've just had enough of being tarnished with a corporate fat-cat image," Rendell said, his well-known voice filling the room as reporters hastily scribbled down his remarks. His staff had contacted no media and his comments were off-the-cuff and unscripted, a rarity for Rendell. "Early on, I figured, what the hell, she's the big name in the race, the star on the marquee, the ticket to a Cabinet slot. Who wouldn't want to ride a showhorse in the big parade?" Rendell seemed flush with relief as he spoke to reporters, but was peppered with questions about how Senator Clinton responded to his decision, coming as it does at such a critical moment in the nomination race. "She doesn't know I've made it," Rendell offered. "You folks are the first to know. I imagine some goddam blog or other will have this up on computer screens within the hour." Asked why he had not announced the decision to Senator Clinton himself, Rendell explained that it was a question of connection. "Look, I called her on the cell phone enroute to the Obama rally here tonight in Pittsburgh, just wanted to talk, you know, but her staff told me she was out duck-hunting and didn't want to be bothered. So I said, 'Well, fuck it, then, I'm endorsing Obama.'" Read more: _________________________________. OP by pabsungenis: NEW POLL, PA: OBAMA 100%, CLINTON 0% My Pa just told me he's backing Obama. And that poll is just about as accurate as all the others that have been bandied about. The only poll that counts is 7 hours away. Once it's done, can we all start playing nice again? response #6 by JimGinPA: 100% Of My Household Is Voting For Obama, Although... One of my dogs was supporting Hillary early on, but I think she was just being a bitch. OP by Oregonian: What's all this fuss I'm hearing about delicates?! Some of you have been talking and talking about delicates for months now! You are worried about Mrs. Clinton or Mr. Obama having more delicates. I say -- what does it matter? I don't think it's any of your business what type of underwear and slips and stockings and whatnot that Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Obama have in their drawers! Also, I don't think that's a proper subject to talk about in front of the children! *slams fist on desk* When I was a girl, we were taught that some things were private matters! Why, I think some of you need to have your mouths washed out with soap! Uh, Miss Litella. That's delegates. People are talking about delegates. Oh, well then. That's very different. Nevermind. response #1 by MonkeyFunk: and what are superdelicates? They sound overly-sensitive. response #5 by rug: Damn, I though this was about the Obama camp in GDP. On a thread by pettypace: Ron Paul's brilliant take on Iran "If Iran had a nuclear weapon, the odds of her initiating an attack against anybody-- which would guarantee her own annihilation-- are zero. And the same goes for the possibility she would place weapons in the hands of a non-state terrorist group..." response #4 by BleedingHeartPatriot: "Brilliant" guy, and I'm glad he's not MY gynecologist. :hi: He's good at stating the obvious though, "This will be uncomfortable". :-) response #4 by laconicsax: OP by CatWoman: University of Georgia to Clarence Thomas: stay away, you filthy pervert "Some University of Georgia faculty are concerned having U.S Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas as the institution's graduation speaker sends the wrong message after a year of sexual harassment scandals on campus. The university announced Friday that Thomas would be the commencement speaker, setting off rounds of angry and frustrated e-mails between faculty members. Thomas, a Georgia native, faced a bitterly contested confirmation process for his appointment to the Supreme Court in 1991 after his former employee, Anita Hill, accused him of sexual harassment..." response #1 by TwoSparkles: Gee, maybe if they have a few murders on campus... ...they can invite Charles Manson to speak at graduation. :eyes: response #4 by izquierdista: I didn't know he gave speeches! Or is it just a tape recorder with some speech that Scalia gave earlier? response #5 by asjr: Hell, I didn't know he could even speak! On a thread by sabra: Obama's Half-Eaten Breakfast Sold on Ebay "... A seller named "dixpea" placed Illinois Sen. Barack Obama's half-eaten breakfast from his Monday visit to the Gilder Diner in Scranton, Pennsylvania up for auction on Ebay this week, with a suggested bid of over $10,000. 'This is Barak (sic) Hussein Obama's breakfast,' the seller wrote, 'winner gets his used diner plate with his used silverware and an uneaten portion of his waffle and sausage link.' A note from the seller on ebay explained a waitress at the diner wrapped Obama's uneaten breakfast with plastic wrap after he left the diner and gave it to 'a loyal customer.' 'This is 100% authentic,' the seller writes. 'His DNA is on the silverware...'" response #1 by PaulHo: *Which* half? Makes a difference, you know. nt OP by cliffordu: The Official night before Pennsylvania POPCORN thread!! I'm buying!!! I got lots!! :popcorn: And Beverages!!!! :beer: response #3 by gateley: Do I have to step outside to smoke? nt response #21 by hfojvt: 'Twas the night before 'vania and all through DU not a creature was stirring except for Clifford - and YOU! the children were nestled all snug in their beds while visions of superdelegates danced in their heads while I in my la-z-boy and ma with her laptop had just stirred the dust of an old DU flap when suddenly there arose such a chatter that I called for the head of OP on a platter I peered at the IP and strained with a seive and composed a reply with a favorite expletive then the mods were aroused from their old hot tub and I found myself buried under a granite shrub :hide: Sorry about that. It was getting long and I had no idea where it was going, so I just pulled a Hemingway and killed off the narrator. On a thread by jeff30997: Entertain us ! Post anything,free for all,come on you can do it... response #1 by Lil Missy: flevegan tortures, eats puppies. response #2 by jeff30997: Yes of course, Er, can you elaborate about this criminal case miss Lil Missy? Who or what is a flevegan ? Animal, vegetal or mineral ? Secondly, where were you the night the puppies where eaten ? No, no, no I'm not accusing you of anything miss Lil Missy,but I have to do my job correctly, I'm sure you understand this, do you? After all I am a professional. Now let's make a deal. You admit the torturing and the eating of the cute little puppies, and you won't spent the rest of your life at the infamous Guano Bay Jail. Please sign here, here, here, here, and finally here. Very well, you have been very cooperative after all, so we'll just throw you in a ditch full of angry puppies for two hours and your debt to society will have been paid. Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day. Next! The Lounge, April 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7675005 On a thread by Frustratedlady: I bit the bullet for y'all and listened to Rush L. today. response #8 by grantcart: what happened when your molars snapped through the bullet casing? response #18 by Frustratedlady: That's when you get this awful headache. On a poll by FlyingSquirrel: Ok, DU pundits... Step right up and make your PA predictions! response #10 by Tribetime: man this isn't like diebold, it only gave me one vote On a poll by Greenwood: "Marginal difference for Clinton" according to Schneider. Translation: BLOWOUT!!!!!!!!!! Obama is TOAST. response #25 by gkhouston: You need a new babel fish. The one in your ear has obviously died. n/t OP by Gato Moteado: i'm sorry....i just can't vote for a guy whose name sounds like a terrorist i mean mccain sounds too similar to mcveigh and i just can't imagine ever voting for the guy because of that. i hope all the freeptards will join me in not voting for the guy with the terrorist name. response #67 by badgerpup: Terrorist? I think NOT... I can't vote for someone whose name is so much like the guy who killed his brother in the Bible. McCAIN... The very FIRST guy to kill in the name of religion, I might add. Even this old hippie pagan has some standards. OP by JBoy: Fuck, my ignore has been disabled. I'm sending Skinner my receipt for blood pressure medication. response #4 by emilyg: Is "ignore" code for penis? On a thread by SoCalDem: Howard Wolfson: "...“We will be honoring our debts in the coming months.”..." response #7 by ORDem: "honoring"? As in, we'll be putting a wreath on their graves? nt response #13 by TahitiNut: Yup. Tomb of the Unknown Bill Collector. She'd enjoy that... On a thread by Wolsh: From the mood of the commentators..... this is going to be a good night for Obama. response #27 by pompano: What are those strange.... T shaped things going down the hiway? Oh! nevermind I see they are goal posts headed for Indiana. B-) :sarcasm: response #28 by Shae: What's that noise? The goal post movers are clamoring to be paid. response #39 by babylonsister: Who ARE you listening to? nt response #41 by Skittles: the election fairies :D OP by MonkeyFunk: When you're young, life is all Goblets of Fire and Chambers of Secrets. Very exciting. But I want to see Rowling write about Harry 30 years from now. Harry Potter and the Unexpected Audit Harry Potter and the Stigma of Hair-loss Harry Potter and the Swollen Prostate Harry Potter and the Suspicious Polyp Harry Potter and the Titanium Hip Feh with your half-blood princes and your deathly hallows. Grow the fuck up, Harry. response #5 by quakerboy: And those damn Hardy Boys too Whats up with them. When do we get "The mystery of the high blood pressure" or "The mystery of the constantly disappearing car keys" On a thread by rasputin1952: Today is going to be a contentious day...and night...unless you are a resident of PA, you will not be voting today. With that in mind, it would be a good idea to keep the vitriol and overt nastiness out of the process today. For the record, reality dictates that the negatives are already in, no one can do much more than pile crap on more crap...so why waste the effort? response #2 by Umbram: I love puppies. (nt) response #5 by FlyingSquirrel: Everybody knows kitties are FAR superior to puppies! :wtf: :P response #10 by WHEN CRABS ROAR: Here on the wild south Oregon Coast we love slugs (big ones). response #8 by izzybeans: hey I take offense. I like my crap to have another pile of crap placed delicately on top of it. Figuratively speaking of course... :) response #29 by apocalypsehow: When I feel GD: P has gotten too hot to handle, I exile myself to the Gun Forum. It's a virtual placid sea of civility compared to GD: P at times. ;-) OP excerpt by charles t: Hillary Wins Pennsylvania by Triple Digits!!!! Margin of victory 208,024 9.17% !!!!!! response #2 by The_Casual_Observer: Isn't it just tough ass that it's going down on record as 10%? Too bad for you. response #14 by Buzz Clik: I'm with the OP. If we're going to fucking manipulate the truth, call it 100%. It's just a matter of rounding. response #8 by charles t: Like much in politics, "It all depends on the 'meaning of digit' . . . . . ." response #10 by Sentinel Chicken: It's actually 6 digits - 9.17469%. That's impressive. :popcorn: response #19 by Kurovski: 917,469% ! That is something! Hooray for math! response #21 by livetohike: Maybe we can calculate pi from that number :hi: OP by Orrex: Would I be wrong to beat Charles Grodin with a claw hammer? For a host of reasons, to be honest, but chiefly for his involvement in 1976's King Kong. Tell me that you haven't faced this same moral quandary at least once. response #1 by KitchenWitch: Charles Grodin is a smug, sanctimonious piece of shit. response #2 by Orrex: I'll count that as one vote "no." Thanks for participating--every vote counts! response #16 by Javaman: you're too nice. I would use a bat with nails. nt OP by cbayer: If you were running for political office, what would your skeleton in the closet be? Mine would have to do with where I have hair that I have chosen to keep and where I have hair that I rid myself of. response #1 by KitchenWitch: Which skeleton! I have legions of closet skeletons. response #6 by BlueDogDemocratNH: I take happy pills I'm on an antidepressant med. I was arrested at the South African embassy in 1985. My law school grades were nothing to get excited about. I think Rene Zellweger is kind of hot. response #122 by OmahaBlueDog: It was 25 years ago, and involved a mentally unstable girl, a bottle of Yago... ...and a restaurant parking lot. It cost me the presidency .. it really did. response #7 by CaliforniaPeggy: My dear cbayer! My skeletons (and yes, I do have a few!) are staying firmly locked up in their closet... Since I never plan to run for public office! :P response #47 by ThinkBlue1966: It's those bodies in the basement, isn't it?! I told you to put them somewhere else... :P response #50 by CaliforniaPeggy: Why didn't I listen! :cry: response #88 by ih8thegop: RUN, PEGGY, RUN!!! FUCKING RUN ALREADY, DAMMIT!!! :evilgrin: response #8 by Oeditpus Rex: That little business with the goat, most likely People are so narrow-minded. :eyes: response #12 by cbayer: Please give details. Bush is embarrassed by his little business with the goat as well. Were you reading a story when the WTC was collapsing or....is there something possibly more titillating about your goat stories? Inquiring minds want to know. response #28 by Oeditpus Rex: Can't Gag order. response #9 by Orrex: I once killed Charles Grodin with a claw hammer My plea was "not guilty by reason of justifiable aesthetic vengeance." But that's just the sort of thing that they like to dredge up when trashing somebody's campaign. response #13 by cbayer: CHARLES GRODIN IS NOT DEAD!!!!! There goes all of your supposed credibility. response #14 by Orrex: Note to self cbayer knows too much: must acquire claw hammer immediately. response #64 by BlueIris: Probably the "lost years" between completing college and, er, now. Either that or the scary posts I've made on this website. response #66 by Pacifist Patriot: Since I'd be running as a Democrat, I suppose they would find... the child I had when I was 9. the meth lab I ran when I was 15. the string of one night stands when I was 20. the serial killing rampage I went on when I was 29. the anti-government rally I attended when I was 35. response #76 by Deep13: I wouldn't have a skeleton... ...I'd have an ossuary. And they wouldn't be in the closet. They'd be my campaign slogan. The Lounge, April 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7677603 On a thread by MercutioATC: If YOU were a superdelegate... response #3 by Cant trust em: So strange. We have two candidates that in some respects are awesome and in others, have a lot of baggage. response #4 by rocknation: Fortunately, the Rethugs have a candidate who is in NO respects awesome and has nothing BUT baggage! On a thread by Bigleaf: Did she really raise $10 million? response #1 by AtomicKitten: Yeah. And she invented the Flobee too. response #12 by myrna minx: God don't dredge up the bitter Clinton/Popeil rivalry again. How long did it take our nation to heal after THAT!? On a thread by helderheid: "Even Hillary's endorser, Bobby Kennedy, Jr., knows there's something funny ..." response #21 by Kurovski: GO AHEAD! Throw Bobby Kennedy, Jr., under the bus now, Calling all BLIND ONES FOLLOWING THE BLONDE---time for another "lalalala Icanthearyou" liberal-toss! C'mon, chop! chop! Under the wheels with him, ya chowderheads! response #53 by helderheid: I love Bobby! :loveya: response #74 by Kurovski: That won't save him now! Too late! Once more into the breach...move it, 'neath the wheels he flies, say good-bye to that thick head of hair. We don't need him! response #57 by sfexpat2000: It's already pretty crowded under here! :yoiks: response #76 by Kurovski: Na-ah-ah...quit making excuses, off he goes... As best I can tell, he's just another Mayan maiden sacrificed for our common good and crop yield. That's it! I'm done here! not another word! response #68 by myrna minx: There are so many folks under that bus, I don't know if there's any room left. :hi: Perhaps if Keith Olbermann would move his elbow a little and Jimmy Carter could swing his hip around, Rachel Maddow could brace herself with her other hand, and if Stephanie Momma Miller would quit clutching that box of wine she could allow Teddy Kennedy to remove his wing tip from Howard Dean's nostril, then I think we could possibly squeeze Bobby Kennedy Jr in. Well, if Randi Rhodes would just roll over to give John Kerry room to remove his knee from Richard Wolf's wrist, then Tom Daschle could do the splits, but now the New York Times' editorial board's hair is caught in David Schuster's wrist band, so I don't know. sigh I think we need to add another bus. response #77 by Kurovski: Another defeatist crop of excuses! No no no! Stop now! Plenty 'O room near the tail pipe! What, you wanna be next? Don't push me! I'll do it! :hi: On a thread by pokerfan: Yoko Ono is suing Ben Stein "John Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, and his sons are suing the filmmakers of 'Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed' for using the song 'Imagine' in the documentary without permission..." response #9 by shain from kane: She wants Ben Stein's Money. response #27 by NoGOPZone: Maybe this will lead to a new game show for him Sue the Shit out of Ben Stein response #70 by Sabriel: Or "Litigate for Ben Stein's Money" n/t OP by here_is_to_hope: I am so going to jail.... I just shot my television. I know the neighbors heard it. I know the cops are coming. They will arrest me for discharging a firearm within the city limits. And when they ask me why I shot my television, I am going to point to a picture of Tweety... Because once again, that rat bastard lied. OP by sniffa: The Official, HRC is soooo broke thread (add your own) (This was inspired by a post Bi-Baby read this morning, and I can't find. It involved Oscar Mayer) "Hillary Clinton is sooooo broke, she moved her campaign headquarters into a milk carton... Talk about growing up da Hood." response #2 by americanstranger: So broke, she can't even pay attention. response #8 by C_U_L8R: Hillary is so broke when you ring her doorbell she leans out the window and says "ding" response #12 by Yael: ...she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers. response #19 by C_U_L8R: Hillary is so broke her baloney has no first name !!! response #84 by Gore1FL: She is so broke She is unable to be a candidate of change! response #122 by Kber: So broke they can't afford an adding machine? response #84 by Gore1FL: She is so broke She is unable to be a candidate of change! response #134 by Divernan: The Clinton campaign is so broke that when the Big Tobacco lobbyist stubbed out his cigarette, Marc Penn yelled "Who turned off the heat?" GDP (where else?), April 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5650877 OP by IanDB1: Fuck you, Keith Olbermann! You are dead to me! He just told David Letteman that President Obama was down by 10%. He was down by 9.3%, not 10%! Fuck you! I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you !!!!!!! Yes, I'm kidding. Geesh. On a thread by phantom power: The end of cheap clothes is near (from the Peak Everything files) response #11 by Benhurst: I knew this government didn't give a damn whether I eat or get decent medical care; but they are going to regret forcing me to go naked. It won't be a pretty sight. On a thread by Ghost in the Machine: Why is Burger King making such stupid & violent commercials? response #1 by EOO: Their mascot creeps the shit out of me! :scared: response #9 by kenny blankenship: And does he ever KNOCK ??? fuckinghell Where did he learn his manners? Castle Interruptus? People could be doing anything in what they think is the privacy of their own homes -and suddenly here comes smilin' King Home Invader with his papier mache head and constipating food. No knock, no warrant, no Gee I'm sorry to interrupt nervous patter of excuses for sneaking into your place like a drunk coming home to wrong house. He's going to wind up getting stuffed through a plate glass door doing that some day. Is it possible to join in a class action suit for a restraining order? response #8 by chknltl: I'm holding out for the 'Angst driven, sanctimonious caveman.... ...driving his Volvo station-wagon over a gecko with a bad English accent' advertisement! response #15 by dicksteele: Because they're advertising to one of the most stupid and violent SOCIETIES in recorded history? Just a guess. OP by SoCalDem: Back Home in Indiana (Hillary: the Indiana Years) Ada Mae Cuttlesworth recalls her time as the family neighbor..all those years ago "That Hillie ..we all called her Hillie back then... she was a pistol.. I remember helping her weed the garden in front of the modest little 2 bedroom clapboard house she lived in.. That first winter they lived there, they were so poor they didn't even have heat, so I had my son Albert chop wood for them..He also used to help pump the outhouse every year or so.. one christmas morning, I sneaked over there and left a basket of presents on the front porch. She was a modest little girl, so you can imagine our surprise when we learned that she had shot a neighbor's beloved pet duck, back in Scranton, and that's why the family moved to Indiana. She had been running with a rough crowd and got mixed up in gun play and petty shoplifting. I heard that they went brazenly into the barber shop on Main street and stole all the combs from the blue water flask.. at gunpoint.. We started locking our door after that..and I told Albert to stay away from her." ......................................................... Joe Don White & Betty Lou Johnson were teachers at the grade school she attended recall her antics too. BJ: She never wanted to be a turner..only a jumper, and all the girls resented her for that. Sometimes she could only get one girl to turn the rope, so she would tie the other end to the wheelchair of a little handicapped girl, and then hunch her shoulders down so she could jump rope JW: She'd elbow her way to the front of the line at the water fountain and then hold her hand on the drain so it would overflow..and at recess she pushed boys out of the way so she could play tether-ball first.. and dodge-ball? You NEVER wanted to be the one she was throwing the ball at. BJ: I remember one time when we were playing kickball, and a kid called her a name..she kicked that ball so hard..little Donnie walked funny for a few days ............................................. John Jackson remembers her as a little girl too. He ran a shoe shine business in front of the old lamar Hotel, downtown.. Little Hillary & her friend would wiz past him on their bikes, and "accidentally" knock all his cans of shoe polish off the table, and scatter them all over the sidewalk.. One time, as he was picking them up, she turned around and "accidentally" ran over his hand.. When he yelled "OUCH!"..she looked back over her shoulder and laughed (as only SHE could laugh) and said.. "Quit WHINING & get back to work"... .......................... Juanita Jefferson owned the local restaurant and young Hillary applied for a waitress job there, but Juanita saw immediately that she was not waitress material.. She even gave her a try-out, but she kept on hurrying the customers, and telling them to move along, because she needed that table for better tippers. That didn't go over well with the regular customers..and she argued with them too.. said they needed to make up their minds RIGHT NOW. ............................................ Barbara Boudreau was one of Hillary's first bosses at the insurance company... She got the job while still in High school, but it did not work out well, since half the staff quit within a week of Hillary starting work there. She listened in to phone calls, and then called the customers back and told them that the agent who originally contacted them was not trustworthy and that SHE could get them a better deal.. She claimed that she was the ONLY one in the office who could "close the deal".. She only succeeded in pissing them off, so we had to let her go... Then she talked her dad into dropping his policies with us.. ......................................... Frances Witherspoon was Hillary's girl scout leader. She said that Hillary had leadership skills and knew how to set up a campsite, but the other girls were a bit afraid of her. once on a camp-out, she took some of the younger girls on a hike in the woods and two of them "got lost".. Took the National Guard to find those poor little girls.. Hillary claimed that she did not leave them behind on purpose.. ......................... Miss Lula Johannsen was her math teacher, and she said that Hillary often looked out the window and daydreamed in math class.. Once in an argument over a bad test grade, Hillary said. "Math?? Who even NEEDS math.. someday I'll be rich and famous and I'll PAY other people do to MY math".. ........................ GDP, April 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5666420 OP by Crisco: How To Tell If a GD: P Post Is Favorable Towards Obama Or Clinton Without Reading the Header Clinton-favorable threads will have a response:recommendation ratio of 4:1 or higher on the response side. Obama-favorable threads will have a response:recommendation ratio of 2:1 or higher on the recommendation side. Thus endeth today's GD: P guide lesson. response #2 by asSEENonTV: master of the obvious response #6 by Crisco: Thanks. I Worked Hard OP by FitzmasAgain: Men with small penises..will you PLEASE TAKE your finger OFF the RED NUKE BUTTON?!!!!!! response #3 by panader0: I don't have one! I mean a red nuke button that is... response #7 by catnhatnh: This Soooo doesn't apply to me.... ...I didn't even click on this post! OP by hedgehog: Forget Farrakhan, Wright and Ayers! I want to know about Obama's connection with Kevin Bacon! response #15 by DearAbby: You don't chose your family but you do chose bacon. :mad: response #16 by Bucky: I'm not going to sit here and passively endure this Bacon slime. I'm literally sizzling with anger. That's right... I'm popping mad! response #22 by thecatburgler: Why does Ignored always show up and spoil a perfectly good Bacon thread? Why does Ignored hate Kevin Bacon? OP by Dr_eldritch: Rec this Thread if you have nothing better to do than Reccin' threads! Someone has to start reccin' for the sake of reccin' I reckon. On a thread by muriel_volestrangler: The Barbies of Kiev Brace for Ukrainian Hitler Doll "Ignoring the law that bans Nazi images and positive depictions of the Nazi regime, the toy manufacturer in question has created a 40-cm (16-inch) Adolf Hitler doll, complete with moving parts and a wardrobe of Third Reich outfits. The leader of Nazi Germany will first be available in two styles: Early Days Adolf and Wartime Adolf. Those wishing to play 'Rise of the Nazis' will probably go for the former, decked out in a brown shirt and jodhpurs. The more militant will no doubt favor the uniformed, jack-booted military style of the latter, complete with Iron Cross..." response #1 by IanDB1: Is it anatomically correct with only one testicle? n/t On a thread by spanone: anyone hear the head of the north carolina rethug party on NPR.?..this is what we're up against linda davis....sounds like she has a fourth grade education... response #1 by Benhurst: "Sounds like she has a fourth grade education." Dear God! The North Carolina Republicans are bringing out their heavy hitters. Poll question by yibbehobba: Who should we throw under the bus today? :bluebox: White voters :bluebox: Black voters :bluebox: Rich voters :bluebox: Poor voters :bluebox: Urban voters :bluebox: Rural voters :bluebox: Beer drinkers :bluebox: Latte drinkers :bluebox: John McCain :bluebox: Everybody (puppies and bunnies included) response #1 by BeyondGeography: You left out puppies and bunnies response #2 by yibbehobba: Fixed. Added to the "everybody" choice. response #3 by rpannier: That was Monday and yesterday We tossed the bunnies under the bus on Monday, Tuesday was anyone who ever in their life voted for someone whose name had an 'e' in it, Wednesday was fluffy kitten under the bus day and yesterday was puppies. response #10 by PATRICK: The bus driver. response #20 by Tierra_y_Libertad: Whoever invented bubble wrap. response #21 by barack the house: I am throwing the bus under the bus. God damn the bus. kinda, maybe not. response #23 by DeeDeeNY: Rush Limbaugh Oh, wait. He won't fit! GDP, April 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5678881 OP title by electropop: McCain can't tell the difference between Shiite and Shinola GD, April 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3205819 On a thread by Fumesucker: Tastes like chicken, but it's fifty feet tall, runs forty five mph and has lots of teeth "Protein retrieved from a 68 millon-year-old Tyrannosaurus rex bone closely resembles the main protein in chicken and ostrich bones and is only distantly related to lizards', strengthening the popular idea that birds, and not reptiles, are the closest living relatives of dinosaurs. The new work builds on a 2007 analysis showing remarkably close similarities between T. rex collagen and collagen from modern-day chickens, but that work did not include comparisons to other living species. Collagen is the primary protein in bones..." response #1 by Mountainman: Hell, why not just check the writings of the early Christians that lived at the same time? response #8 by YOY: Sauropod! The other white meat! response #15 by damntexdem: Theropod? Or did you want to try cerotops? response #21 by MilesColtrane: Rex-Fil-A? "Eat Mor Chikun" before they evolve into something that will eat your family. OP by Jeff In Milwaukee: Recommend This Thread If You Think I Should Drop Out Of The Primaries I mean, my cash on hand is $4.75 (and I was planning to use that for lunch today) and the other two candidates have a seemingly insurmountable lead in pledged delegates. Obama - 1,491 Clinton - 1,331 Jeff in Milwaukee - 0 And the Super Delegates? You wouldn't believe what some of them want for their endorsement. I can understand the mayonnaise and rope, but why do they have to keep insisting on a goat?! It's really looking like my campaign theme "Jeff In Milwaukee Isn't Nearly As Stupid As He Looks" just isn't resonating with voters. response #1 by Redbear: You've got my vote. But what is your position on the sex-sex marriage issue? response #2 by Jeff In Milwaukee: My wife is opposed to sex after marriage... She says it's disgusting and takes up valuable time that could be spent watching HGTV response #39 by prodn2000: Is she opposed to Multi-Tasking? response #45 by Jeff In Milwaukee: What. Like a three-some? I have enough trouble getting any as it is... One more post and we're getting this thread locked! response #48 by prodn2000: Wow....I did not see that one coming... ;-) Oh wait. Even that sounds bad. response #3 by rucky: If you can't win your home state, you need to pack it up and move to Minnesota where you'd be more appreciated. Maybe a nice lakeside home near Walter Mondale, Al Franken or Jesse Ventura? response #6 by Jeff In Milwaukee: Only if the Vikings agree to move to South Dakota... response #10 by rucky: then where would South Dakota move to? response #11 by Jeff In Milwaukee: Does it matter? I mean, you know, seriously... response #9 by mcctatas: It's about damn time we sent a cheddarhead to the White House I am no longer an Obama supporter, "Jeff In Milwaukee, because Bratwurst is a noble meat" ;) response #27 by Jeff In Milwaukee: Hey! I only have nine recommendations.... That means America is hungry for the type of politics that I would bring to Washington. Which would be idiotic and sophomoric. I'm thinking of Pauly Shore as my Secretary of Defense. response #28 by swampg8r: don't disenfranchise us jeff there are still states that havent gotten their chance to not vote for you let all the voices be heard count every vote response #29 by Jeff In Milwaukee: Well, to be honest... I pretty much ignored all the other caucuses and primaries. I've been saving my powder for the Guam Primary. It's a variation on Rudy Giuliani's strategy, only dumber. response #42 by rug: You should have dropped out the day you endorsed McCain. response #47 by Jeff In Milwaukee: I was drinking that day... Two six-packs of Milwaukee's Best and I'd endorse anybody. Even me. response #49 by prodn2000: Two six-packs of Milwaukee's Beast would have me praying to St. American Standard.  On a locked thread: Obama's Family Values response #37 by Puglover Locking. Words fail me. Puglover Political Videos, April 21, 2008 On a locked thread: OBAMA SUPPORTERS PETITION FOR OBAMA TO DENOUNCE REV WRIGHT response #97 by wakemeupwhenitsover Locking. The OP is no longer a member of our happy, little family. best, wakemeupwhenitsover GDP, April 24, 2008 On a locked thread: Obama disrespected our national anthem response #94 by CabalPowered Locking With Locktite. GDP, April 24, 2008 On a locked thread: DU Queen Peggy Noonan questions the content of Obama's patriotism. response #15 by varkam Brains! Brains! How 'bout a granite cookie, instead? Cheers, varkam DU Moderator  On a thread by housewolf: Caption this pic of Christopher Hitchens (if you can stop laughing long enough type your caption) response #1 by SoCalDem response #3 by mcctatas response #4 by parasim response #6 by vixengrl response #13 by Catshrink response #16 by ColbertWatcher response #24 by krispos42 GD, April 20, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3185741 OP by lame54: Who's Bitter? GDP, April 21, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5605329 On a thread by CaptJasHook: Breaking: Mr. Kool Aid defecting from Obama Camp response #5 by TragedyandHope response #14 by rug GDP, April 20, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5588813 OP by Bicoastal: BREAKING: Why Obama will NOT win tomorrow! response #3 by GarbagemanLB GDP, April 21, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5611662 On a thread by Ichingcarpenter: Ann Coulter does a book signing in a toilet response #3 by drmeow response #7 by Parche response #10 by YOY response #13 by gratuitous response #14 by PetrusMonsFormicarum response #33 by PeaceNikki GD, April 21, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3188150 On a thread by Ghost in the Machine: Prince (William) Lands Chopper In Girlfriend's Yard response #1 by Bonobo GD, April 21, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3189683 On a thread by liberal N proud: It must have been the rapture... response #3 by rucky GD, April 21, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3189513 On a thread by jeff30997: Entertain us ! response #12 by DuStrange response #16 by bertha katzenengel The Lounge, April 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7675005 On a thread by Enrique: Caption Pickles response #1 by Solly Mack response #19 by krispos42 response #2 by enid602 response #6 by underpants response #14 by Cresent City Kid response #20 by El Supremo response #22 by leveymg response #27 by peekaloo response #28 by CLW response #29 by Contrary1 response #30 by adsosletter response #31 by DFW GD, April 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3197207 OP by RainDog: gd-p responses #4 & #59 by RainDog response #5 by leftstreet response #6 by Swamp Rat responses #10 & #62 by racaulk response #26 by DuStrange response #63 by SoCalDem Other great responses. GDP, April 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5644086 OP by helderheid: Clinton's Earth Day Message GDP, April 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5624700 OP by horseface: Thank Fucking God Pennsylvania is O V E R! GDP, April 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5636032 OP by PeterU: If I post a picture of a squirrel waterskiing, will people recommend me to the greatest page? 82 recs! The Lounge (sadly moved from GDP), April 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7678863 OP by MonkeyFunk: If I post a pic of David Cassidy's groin-squirrel response #15 by skygazer response #16 by MonkeyFunk response #17 by redwitch response #19 by MonkeyFunk response #22 by redwitch 7 recs! The Lounge, April 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7679061 OP by casus belli: So my wife texts me at work several times... GDP, April 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5659943 OP by asSEENonTV: If the six weeks wait for PA was hell...the next 11 days will be... GDP, April 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5672897 OP by jtg33: BREAKING NEWS!!! Stunning new images of John McCain discovered! response #2 by skids response #3 by madeline_con responses #8 & #13 by jtg33 GDP, April 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5674045 OP by Husb2Sparkly: On teevee NOW .... BREAKING: GD, April 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3202323 On a thread by kentuck: The reason I am concerned about the division on DU... response #1 by Swamp Rat GDP, April 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5659719 On a thread by SoCalDem: Back Home in Indiana (Hillary: the Indiana Years) response #15 by SoCalDem response #19 by Kurovski GDP, April 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5666420 OP by Political Heretic: If Hillary Clinton steals the nomination, you know what you'll see on my lawn? GDP, April 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5677606 OP by bvar22: For those planning last minute donations to the Hillary campaign.... GDP, April 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5684440 OP by Ghost in the Machine: Toxic Waste Dump Found in Fla GD, April 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3205317 |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
| 1. Another week another K&R |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:45 PM Response to Reply #1 |
| 6. 4 Duzy Awards means you can change your avatar anytime! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:59 PM Response to Reply #6 |
| 15. :D |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:03 PM Response to Reply #1 |
| 19. Why in the world would you ever change that avatar? |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
| 2. first rec without reading |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
| 3. Oh great. I just finished writing a post ranting about no DUzys yet -- hit "post" -- and then see |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:46 PM Original message |
| They were ready hours ago. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
| 8. Thank you! That makes me quite proud that I carped. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:51 PM Response to Reply #8 |
| 11. You're like Joan of Arc |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:57 PM Response to Reply #11 |
| 13. Well, I'm certainly NOT aspiring to that! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:06 PM Response to Reply #13 |
| 22. Senator Clinton was called Joan of Arc on DU recently. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:20 PM Response to Reply #22 |
| 28. Inconceivable! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:24 PM Response to Reply #28 |
| 30. Well, how about a hybrid: A Sexpot anarchist. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:56 PM Response to Reply #30 |
| 40. Well put -- "sexpot arnarchist" -- it's what the world needs more of, imho. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:27 PM Response to Reply #40 |
| 45. Hey, did you get the brazilian feet of snow the weather liars predicted? |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:38 PM Response to Reply #45 |
| 47. Brazilian feet? I wish. Wonderful dancers, and gorgeous, too. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:40 PM Response to Reply #40 |
| 120. That whole concept is worthless without photos |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:07 PM Response to Reply #120 |
| 126. Surely your own imagination |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:54 PM Response to Reply #28 |
| 39. Emma West? Mae Goldman? |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:58 PM Response to Reply #39 |
| 41. Sounds good to me! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:03 PM Response to Reply #41 |
| 42. Yep. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:18 PM Response to Reply #42 |
| 44. I think it should be Harry Ringo Belafonte Jefferson Luther Johnny Cash King. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:44 AM Response to Reply #44 |
| 85. Little Richard? Nice. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:33 PM Response to Reply #42 |
| 46. "Harry Ring" |
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:52 PM Response to Reply #46 |
| 61. Oh you kids and your crazy lingo! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:17 PM Response to Reply #61 |
| 68. You can start by explaining this "frond" thing to me. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:23 PM Response to Reply #68 |
| 70. I don't know if you can understand |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:27 PM Response to Reply #70 |
| 71. Charging is illegal in my state. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:36 PM Response to Reply #71 |
| 72. In any case, you're priceless, no matter what. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:45 PM Response to Reply #72 |
| 73. Well, |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:04 AM Response to Reply #73 |
| 76. Be still, my beating heart of palm! |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:12 AM Response to Reply #76 |
| 77. We're talking fern oh reason. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:32 AM Response to Reply #77 |
| 78. JeffR can take them back only when he pries them from our cold, dead hands. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:48 AM Response to Reply #78 |
| 79. I can't believe you didn't write "...from our cold, dead PALMS." |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:02 AM Response to Reply #79 |
| 80. "Botanicdotes"!!!! |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:18 AM Response to Reply #80 |
| 81. I guess it does kind of grow on you. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:34 AM Response to Reply #81 |
| 82. *groan* |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:48 AM Response to Reply #82 |
| 88. Vine, be that way. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:47 AM Response to Reply #46 |
| 87. I just knew you were going to trigger a sub-thread detracting from |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:52 AM Response to Reply #87 |
| 89. Nice post, Blackwell. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 02:03 AM Response to Reply #89 |
| 91. A poignant reminder of the American tragedy that occurred when |
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Sat Apr-26-08 02:22 AM Response to Reply #91 |
| 92. I still don't think it's as cool as my gown. But it's way cool. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 02:36 AM Response to Reply #92 |
| 94. Well, I seem to remember a former candidate saying Blackwell |
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Sat Apr-26-08 02:51 AM Response to Reply #94 |
| 96. I don't think Wetzelbill said that. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 02:58 AM Response to Reply #96 |
| 97. In the mail |
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Sat Apr-26-08 03:05 AM Response to Reply #97 |
| 98. Well, thank you for the Herculean effort you put into the DUzys, dear Sir. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 09:06 AM Response to Reply #28 |
| 102. So....Who Brought the Matches? |
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:23 PM Response to Reply #22 |
| 54. That was me.. (I)..and a Hillary person threatened me |
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with the FBI ...AND.... "The Secrest Service".. I further annoyed said person when I reminded her that Poor Brian had his hands full with Paula Abdul, and would have little time for me..
it got ugly after that.. What irritated them so? This pic from Mother Jones Magazine:  |
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:33 PM Response to Reply #54 |
| 57. That pic makes me want to run and get some matches. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:39 PM Response to Reply #57 |
| 58. Now they're gonna call the "Secrest" Service on YOU!! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:54 PM Response to Reply #58 |
| 62. That sounds fun, depending. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:35 AM Response to Reply #58 |
| 83. Be fair- spellin English iz hard werk! |
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Here's a childhood pic of that person who threatened you with the Secrest Service:
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Sat Apr-26-08 07:23 PM Response to Reply #58 |
| 138. Will Simon, Paula and Randy come, too? |
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:51 PM Response to Reply #57 |
| 60. LOL |
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Sat Apr-26-08 11:02 AM Response to Reply #57 |
| 109. Joking against violence against Hillary is disgusting. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 11:15 AM Response to Reply #57 |
| 111. . |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:00 PM Response to Reply #111 |
| 125. I'm sorry, all I see is a satirical image posted in a humor thread, not some fundamental outrage |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:19 PM Response to Reply #54 |
| 69. She looks pretty in that painting. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 11:26 AM Response to Reply #69 |
| 113. with ropes around her---Nothing pretty about that at all. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:28 PM Response to Reply #113 |
| 116. Nothing? |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:49 PM Response to Reply #116 |
| 122. I am referring to the photo by the poster--and i will not click on your bondage link |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:23 PM Response to Reply #122 |
| 128. It's a book store link., amazon.com. DU promotes them. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:38 PM Response to Reply #128 |
| 131. "type book about Japanese rope bondage," your memo. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:42 PM Response to Reply #131 |
| 133. The truth remains the truth, |
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Sat Apr-26-08 04:29 PM Response to Reply #133 |
| 136. long live the truth--sexism is alive and well on DU. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:53 AM Response to Reply #54 |
| 90. No, though I noted the twaddle following your post of this. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 11:06 AM Response to Reply #54 |
| 110. Would posting a photo of Obama with a rope next to him be acceptable to you?? |
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Sat Apr-26-08 11:21 AM Response to Reply #110 |
| 112. Indeed, but showing the woman being burned at the stake is fine. And, the MJ article is a hit |
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Sat Apr-26-08 11:30 AM Response to Reply #112 |
| 115. sexism is OK on DU!! or so they think!! |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:16 PM Response to Reply #110 |
| 127. First of all... |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:37 PM Response to Reply #127 |
| 130. That is one hell of a well-written post, Kurovski. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 07:28 PM Response to Reply #127 |
| 139. Whoa! "It is more about Clinton's hopes that you will blame others for her fate, rather than |
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Sun Apr-27-08 01:38 AM Response to Reply #139 |
| 141. How did you know what I've been sitting on? |
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It's uncanny.
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Sun Apr-27-08 09:47 AM Response to Reply #141 |
| 142. To each his pwn. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
| 49. I think you should make us beg for them. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
| 4. I got TWO DUzys in one week! At long last... |
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... my genius is recognized!
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Sun Apr-27-08 12:14 AM Response to Reply #4 |
| 140. i just saw this other post you made |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
| 5. especially funny this week! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
| 7. w00t! I won 15 DUzies |
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Sat Apr-26-08 05:35 AM Response to Reply #7 |
| 99. LMAO! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:49 PM Response to Original message |
| 9. Rec 5!! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
| 10. 2 in one thread?!?! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:37 PM Response to Reply #10 |
| 36. Y'are so! |
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Sat Apr-26-08 09:45 AM Response to Reply #36 |
| 104. Aww! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:46 PM Response to Reply #10 |
| 50. Edit: Never mind. I confused myself. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:54 PM Response to Original message |
| 12. Thanks JeffR |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:58 PM Response to Original message |
| 14. Congrats to all the winners! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:08 PM Response to Reply #14 |
| 23. I know. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:17 PM Response to Reply #23 |
| 27. I think it's getting better |
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The end is nigh.
It's almost time for my grand return to GDP as my DUzy winning, effervescent self. :)  |
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:26 PM Response to Reply #27 |
| 55. and on the decisive day?? I predict: |
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:05 AM Response to Reply #55 |
| 105. :) |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:40 PM Response to Reply #105 |
| 132. Finally! |
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Sun Apr-27-08 03:31 PM Response to Reply #132 |
| 147. Chanel, sweetie. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 02:06 PM Response to Reply #105 |
| 134. That was the pinnacle.. and you have to think that she DID resemble Rhoda back then |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
| 16. Thank you JeffR!! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:01 PM Response to Original message |
| 17. WOOHOO!!! A 3-fer! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:03 PM Response to Reply #17 |
| 20. Thanks JeffR et al |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:40 PM Response to Reply #20 |
| 119. Your Friday night laughs? My Friday night sucks. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
| 18. My fave this week: "Blow-up doll in the shape of a 55-gallon drum". Congrats to all the winners! K&R |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
| 21. Nada, zero, zip - see if I kick the thread this week. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:09 PM Response to Reply #21 |
| 24. Had I known that, |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:13 PM Response to Reply #24 |
| 26. Well, here is one for ya |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:05 PM Response to Reply #26 |
| 43. Creepy |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
| 25. Subject: K & R! A rich and varied tapestry of LOL. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:20 PM Response to Original message |
| 29. Thanks JeffR. K&R! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
| 31. Citizens' DUzy for JeffR -- whoop-di-DUzy Awards! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
| 32. " She wants Ben Stein's Money." |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:51 PM Response to Reply #32 |
| 38. Thanks dear. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:40 PM Response to Reply #38 |
| 48. Ankles! Ankles! I declare that I am positively mad for ankles! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:26 PM Response to Reply #48 |
| 56. Someone took a camera phone to the ladies area of the beach! That CAD! |
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Edited on Fri Apr-25-08 10:26 PM by myrna minx
 I guess Rep Jim Clyburn has a special honor under the bus as well. I call dibs playing with RFK Jr's curls, though. :D |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:01 PM Response to Reply #56 |
| 65. Just one of many salacious etchings to be found at UpPetticoat.com... |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:08 PM Response to Reply #65 |
| 66. While the easel was cumbersome, he said that the "light" was perfect, |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:48 PM Response to Reply #66 |
| 74. . |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:56 PM Response to Reply #66 |
| 75. At least you didn't have to wait for the Seven Years to scratch that Itch. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
| 33. My dear JeffR! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:32 PM Response to Original message |
| 34. Woohoo! 2 in a row! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
| 35. I can has DUzy? |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
| 37. Great job as always K&R ! n/t |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:54 PM Response to Reply #37 |
| 53. Howdy, Laurab |
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Sat Apr-26-08 09:27 AM Response to Reply #53 |
| 103. Hey, Kurovski! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
| 51. Thanks, JeffR. For some reason, I was expecting a less balanced DUzy Award post |
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Sat Apr-26-08 02:24 AM Response to Reply #51 |
| 93. Thank you, tandot. That means an awful lot to me. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
| 52. What's a Squirrel Award? |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:40 AM Response to Reply #52 |
| 84. It's like Jazz- if you have to ask, you'll never know. |
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These aren't the squirrels you're looking for.
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
| 59. Totally made my night... |
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Sat Apr-26-08 02:45 AM Response to Reply #59 |
| 95. Belated welcome to DU |
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:57 PM Response to Original message |
| 63. Here's a big thanks to JeffR and his minions. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:16 PM Response to Reply #63 |
| 67. I'm proud to be a minion. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 11:29 AM Response to Reply #67 |
| 114. I'm proud to be a cominion with |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:25 PM Response to Reply #114 |
| 129. I like that word -- "cominion" -- has a cool sound to it! |
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Sat Apr-26-08 02:33 PM Response to Reply #129 |
| 135. Well... |
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:59 PM Response to Original message |
| 64. Thanks once again JeffR. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 01:45 AM Response to Original message |
| 86. k&r |
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Sat Apr-26-08 05:52 AM Response to Original message |
| 100. Thanks for keeping up with this, JeffR! It's no easy task |
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Sat Apr-26-08 06:03 AM Response to Original message |
| 101. hey, I got another one. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:25 AM Response to Original message |
| 106. JeffR - Thanks for another so-so week of somewhat humorous remarks from assorted people.* |
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:54 AM Response to Reply #106 |
| 108. Now, dear, don't be bitter. You know how THAT goes over in the public mind. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:35 PM Response to Reply #108 |
| 117. Bitter? Did you say teh BITTER?? This, coming from a woman who wears a charm bracelet made from |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:47 PM Response to Reply #117 |
| 121. Your wounded rampage is worthy of Joan Crawford, and a DUzy. |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:50 PM Response to Reply #121 |
| 123. I'd write a long response - but it's hard to type while trying to untangle all these damned |
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
| 107. Now, do I get to be President? |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
| 118. My favorite, on so many levels: Coriolis' "With fronds like that, who needs anemones?" |
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Sat Apr-26-08 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
| 124. Happy happy joy joy! |
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Sat Apr-26-08 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
| 137. JeffR - Oh, thanks so much for printing the suggestion for special kudos to grantcart! |
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Sun Apr-27-08 03:23 PM Response to Reply #137 |
| 146. thank you |
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Sun Apr-27-08 11:04 AM Response to Original message |
| 143. JeffR - you RAWK this place! |
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| 144. Thank you |
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Sun Apr-27-08 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
| 145. OMG!!! Worth it just for the Christopher Hitchens caption-that-photo thread! |
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