I wish there really **was** a Rice shortage

[Stinky The Clown]

Unfortunately, we have too much Rice.

[Patsy Stone]

1. That Rice

has weevils.

[RazBerryBeret]

2. good one...

that's some BAD rice...

[gateley]

3. K&R --

Friday nights are for laughing! Thanks! :hi:

[Tashca]

4. Get her some spending money

Send her off shopping...

Let her get some heels......I hear she loves shoes.

We can end this shortage!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rick Myers]

5. Kinda' sleazy, that Rice...

ACK!!!

:grr:

:beer:

[AlCzervik]

6. Ferragamo's don't pay for themselves you know!

[HughMoran]

7. I see a picture of an incompetent liar

Worst SoS ever.

[Ilsa]

9. Actually, lying is one thing she is competent at. ;-) It's everything else... nt

[HughMoran]

13. She is an awesome liar, isn't she

I didn't realize my secret compliment ;)

[Ilsa]

8. That Rice went bad very quickly, only 8 months into her boss' term.

[rurallib]

10. lives sustained by rice are sometimes taken by Rice

a conundrum.

[DaveJ]

11. Am I the only one thinkin' about her f'ed up hair?

She'd look totally awesome if it weren't straightened like an automaton.

[thunder rising]

12. Caption, "Mister, I about to tell you things you ain't gonna believe, and maybe I don't believe, but

I've told to tell'em And, I'm going to tell'em, because I know that those the stayed on the Titanic and ran up to the bow as it sank, were the last ones in the water."

[lonestarnot]

14. And too many beavers!

[KSinTX]

15. Since there's not, try this

http://www.free%20rice.com/

Our RICE is better than their rice! Play a game, learn vocabulary (better posts?) and end hunger. Who loses that one?