Aaaargh! There's a MONKEY on my teevee! And he can't pronounce "nuclear"!

[npincus]

[mike_c]

1. kill your teevee....

[tridim]

2. He's such a snotty bitch.

[oldtime dfl_er]

3. testy too

snipping at the reporters. Must not have had his meds this a.m.

[Kindigger]

4. and the word of the day is

anwar anwar anwar anwar...congress congress...all their fault...all THEIR fault

oops! Now its thugs and killers

[npincus]

5. "we're dealing with JEEEE-hadists"

[BeyondGeography]

6. NOOK-U-LER

[CherokeeDem]

7. PLEASE..

Make him go away...what a testy little bastard he is today!

[peace13]

8. I had to walk away.

When he started crying about the fact that he wants to build refineries on closed military bases that just sent me over the edge. Monkey is too kind of a word my friend.

[0007]

11. ugly junior is so insipid he's bloody-mindedness

How in the living fuck did this idiot get elected? I know, I know but goddamn those diebold machines.

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. Supremes 5-4 and doomed us all. Well most of us that is.

[npincus]

9. DID YOU SEE IT? The monkey looked down at his cue card,

paused, and then mangled the word "Intransigence". :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sabriel]

15. Who's the idiot who thought he could handle "intransigence"?

You'd think they would've learned by now to limit it to one syllable.

[npincus]

16. my suggestion: instead of using cue cards

why not try pop-up books?

:rofl:

[npincus]

10. petulant f*ck! ("...that's why I'M not talking to them!")

[wryter2000]

12. Turn him off

The corporate media are going to tell you what he said, so there's no information value in watching him. Save your stomach lining and your vocal cords.

[Initech]

13. Bush is proof that evolution education should be mandatory.