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[Kadie]

President Bush speaks during a news conference in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington, Tuesday, April 29, 2008.
(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

[merwin]

1. They're always after me lucky charms!

[Kadie]

4. !!

:spray:

:rofl:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

18. W00T!

:bounce: :rofl:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. What will I do if the red phone rings at 3 am?? Better ask

Hillary what the plan is.... yup, yup.

[phillysuse]

3. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Signs of fetal alcohol syndrome may include:

Distinctive facial features, including small eyes, an exceptionally thin upper lip, a short, upturned nose and a smooth skin surface between the nose and upper lip
Heart defects
Deformities of joints, limbs and fingers
Slow physical growth before and after birth
Vision difficulties or hearing problems
Small head circumference and brain size (microcephaly)
Mental retardation and delayed development
Abnormal behavior such as a short attention span, hyperactivity, poor impulse control, extreme nervousness and anxiety

[krispos42]

15. Helpful visual aid:

:rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. "America is the penis I never had"

I play around with it. I abuse it. I try to stimulize it with my stimulus package. I want to make it trickle down. I stick it into a shitty shithole in the middle east where I want to make it surge. Nothing seems to work.

[onethatcares]

6. "and I blame Congress for the lack of action,

on anything, jeez, I never seen such a bunch of weenies in my life"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. Uh oh, that's 3 big words I dunno in one question.

Gonna hafta do some fancy verbicatin'

[enid602]

8. toothless

I may be toothless and have tufts of white hair growing out of my ears, but I'm still the Preznit, Gawd Dammit!

[peekaloo]

9. There once was a man from Dumbfuket

Who couldn't pour piss from a bucket
With nary a clue
His lip he would chew
While telling us all to just suck it.

[FlyingSquirrel]

10. Call me "Chimpy", will you? I'll show you CHIMPY.

[InsultComicDog]

11. asdf

[unkachuck]

12. Mr. President....

....one quick question, "Will you please do your Lee Van Cleef impression?"....thank you

[Broken_Hero]

13. ..........

"hmm, should I get the french fries, or the mashed potato's? Damn, being the decider is so hard sometimes"

[lutefisk]

14. "nnnmmmmpphh...pinch a deuce...drop a loaf...won't get fooled again...". . n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

16. "Whom do you serve?" - - - "Saruman"

Bush is looking more and more like a goblin-man hybrid.

[pleah]

17. My evil plan is almost complete.

That is the look of pure evil to me.