"Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book' by Shel Silverstein

[ThatsMyBarack]

Forget My Pet Goat and all those coloring books for a moment. Has anyone ever heard of Uncle Shelby's ABZ Book by the late great Shel Silverstein (Where the Sidewalk Ends)? The ABZ book sounds like something * Jr. would read and learn from (HA!).

For example:

P is for Pony.
See the pony.
The pony lives in the gas tank of Daddy's car.
He makes the car go.
That is called "horse power".
Maybe the pony is hungry--
Pour some nice sugar into the gas tank.
Ponies love sugar.
When Daddy comes home tell him you have fed the pony and maybe he will buy you a cowboy suit.

Just struck me as :rofl:!

[Xenocrates]

1. Seriously...

I is for Ink
Ink is black and wet
Ink is fun.

What can you do with Ink?

What rhymes with Ink?

“Dr_ _ _”.

[islandmkl]

2. Shel was a true beauty...

google him if you don't know him...

[ThatsMyBarack]

3. Kicker-upper for the evening crowd!

UNH!!!! :kick:

[eyesroll]

4. X is for xylophone because X always is for xylophone.

:bounce:

[spinbaby]

5. My kids loved that book

Come to think of it, that may explain a lot.