Did Jesus Appear In An Ultrasound?

[Ohio Joe]

OK, I know its FOX, so its a lie but this is just too freakin funny

http://www.myfoxal.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=6414873&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.3.1

[acmavm]

1. Someone should be institutionalized.

[madaboutharry]

13. I agree.

It frightens me that there are so many insane people around.

[leeroysphitz]

25. You want to know what is even more frightening?

Back in the 90s somebody taught all the crazies to vote.

[zanne]

2. Oh good gravy.

It's the Second Coming!

[Buzz Clik]

6. Gravy? I've never heard amniotic fluid referred to as "gravy".

:scared:

[Buzz Clik]

3. It's a miracle!

[Mountainman]

4. Superstition aint the way

Very superstitious, writings on the wall,
Very superstitious, ladders bout to fall,
Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin glass
Seven years of bad luck, the good things in your past.

When you believe in things that you dont understand,
Then you suffer,
Superstition aint the way

Very superstitious, wash your face and hands,
Rid me of the problem, do all that you can,
Keep me in a daydream, keep me goin strong,
You dont wanna save me, sad is my song.

When you believe in things that you dont understand,
Then you suffer,
Superstition aint the way, yeh, yeh.

Very superstitious, nothin more to say,
Very superstitious, the devils on his way,
Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin glass,
Seven years of bad luck, good things in your past

When you believe in things that you dont understand,
Then you suffer,
Superstition aint the way, no, no, no

Stevie Wonder

[classof56]

5. The mother was shocked like really, huh?

Just when I think I've heard it all...Sigh...

What a future this kid has in store!

Thanks for posting, though. Glad for the diversion!

Tired Old Cynic

[kenny blankenship]

7. I thought this was from The Onion, but it was from Alabama instead--close enough right?

Seriously though, I had to look around the site to make sure it wasn't satire.

[Ohio Joe]

9. Well... it is FOX

Satire, out right lies, fiction, it goes by many names.

[IADEMO2004]

8. The top crust of my banana bread looks like a labia

too much baking soda I guess

[Mz Pip]

16. Snort

Choke, coffee coming out of my nose. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

People see what they want to see.

A few years ago there was a shadow on the wall of a church that people were flocking to because they thought it looked like the virgin Mary. I thought it looked like Darth Vader. :shrug:

[Mabus]

10. In related news, Albert Hoffman inventor of LSD has passed away

Ah, the 60's and 70's, the days of Jesus Freaks getting stoned or dropping acid and telling us stories of newborns saying things like "the end is near" and "Jesus is coming". It's just retro man.

[underpants]

11. Looks more like George Harrison

:shrug:

[Contrary1]

12. I can see the baby's head, ears and nose.

What see sees as the body of Jesus is the baby's arm or leg...
or he's got one hell of a big pecker.

[On the Road]

14. At First I Thought This Was a Docetist Question

that Jesus only had an incorporeal existence. No such luck.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

15. That made

baby Jesus cry.

[Ilsa]

17. I thought it was a large IUD

[Mrs. Overall]

21. Or maybe Nirvana's "In Utero" album cover?

[MilesColtrane]

18. Christ is coming back to Earth...this time as a woman...and she's pissed!

In a world torn apart by the misery of war... in a country who's leaders refuse to listen to the will of their people... at a time when the president is about to start world war three...it's time for a little divine intervention.

(cut to scene of the Holy One taking out secret service and capitol guards with lightening quick kung fu moves as she fights her way to the oval office.

After dealing a finishing blow to a particularly tough opponent the camera zooms in and she says, "I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword...chump!")


The sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken. . . when Jesus returns as the baddest woman you've ever seen in....

Salvationator: The Second Coming

This movie is not yet rated.

[Mrs. Overall]

19. Blessed is the fruit of Thy Womb....

[rocktivity]

20. Keith mentioned this, too

I strongly recommend a Caesarian.

:crazy:
rocknation

[Seedersandleechers]

22. Jesus on a dog's ass

http://utah.indymedia.org/news/2006/09/20466.php


This is my favorite....

[Snarkturian Clone]

23. So when did Jesus say

"I shall appeareth upon the populous in everyday objects and utilizeth advanced technologies to appeareth in strange places at strange times"

If Jesus wanted to appear, why doesn't he show up as like a 100 ft. movie monster or make that huge statue of himself in Brazil come to life and start tearing shit apart?

[ProdigalJunkMail]

24. Mary had an ULTRASOUND?!?!?!111???

wow...that is some 1st century techno!!1

sP

[hatrack]

27. I was wondering - did Joseph have HMO coverage?

Just curious . . .

[ProdigalJunkMail]

29. well, he was apparently a contractor

so I am guessing HMO as well...those PPO's are too expensive for the self employed.

sP

[Perry Logan]

26. This suggests God is weird.

[CTyankee]

28. I don't see it, but then I haven't been drinking.

Maybe after a glass or two of wine I'll see something...