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Wed Apr-30-08 03:42 PM
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A fat man who owned guns was tasered before he received his immunizations he needed before his |
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circumcision. Did I cover all the hot topics?:eyes:
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:43 PM
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1. While he was breastfeeding and smoking |
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:44 PM
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3. Darn...I knew I forgot something! |
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:48 PM
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6. And eating at Olive Garden! |
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Wed Apr-30-08 04:41 PM
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18. And stating that Buddhism is a religion. nt |
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:47 PM
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4. While waiting for his sixty-three children and fourteen wives |
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to come back home, all the while listening to Rev. Wright describe just how much he hates America.
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:47 PM
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5. ... in front of the Olive Garden. n/t |
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:51 PM
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7. "Isn't this lounge material?" |
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:52 PM
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8. dont' forget, he was also |
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sporting a tshirt that says "I support the gas tax holiday"...
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:53 PM
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9. how did his pit bull fare? |
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:54 PM
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12. the Pit Bull ate the Bible. |
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:53 PM
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10. How many pit bulls does the guy own? |
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:54 PM
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11. I bet at least 50 of the |
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:55 PM
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13. Probably has outdoor cats, too. |
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Killing songbirds like nobody's business.
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Wed Apr-30-08 03:56 PM
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stock in Olive Garden, and Snickers too...and I bet this jerk also pays 500 bucks for a hair cut.
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Wed Apr-30-08 04:43 PM
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19. I heard that he doesn't think a plane hit the Pentagon. |
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Wed Apr-30-08 06:29 PM
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22. Cats that he had declawed. n/t |
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Wed Apr-30-08 04:14 PM
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Wed Apr-30-08 04:27 PM
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before he had his fillings pulled out....;-)
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Wed Apr-30-08 04:30 PM
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:rofl: Hey I had all my fillings replaced. It feels very good NOT to have a silver fork vibrate my mouth.:D
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Wed Apr-30-08 05:24 PM
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20. then he sued the jail |
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because he lost weight on the 3000 calorie a day food.
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Wed Apr-30-08 05:31 PM
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21. .....as he was entering Wal-mart..... |
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Wed Apr-30-08 07:50 PM
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23. Only if he said, "God Damn America" and you left that out. |
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Otherwise, way to make potpourri out of GD. :)
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Wed Apr-30-08 08:03 PM
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24. I heard he belonged to FLDS and complained that his sister was a prostitute. nt |
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