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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 04:44 PM
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If Jesus' Pipes Need Fixin'!
This is the guy you need to call:


Plumbers for Jesus!
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 04:48 PM
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1. what's next?...ARC-ANGEL'S WELDING?
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 04:50 PM
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2. I was sitting
at the red light and wondered - "Hmmmm, if I was the one big guy in the sky - (or the only begotten son of that guy) I would not have problems with my toilet."
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 04:52 PM
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3. And here I am with Hindu plumbing
Stretching for a joke to equal that hilarious pic.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 04:59 PM
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5. It is so
weird.

I mean the wording is so very odd. And so - Is this sort of crazy thinking going to make a rational person call when they need a plumber... "Hello, I only want Jesus' personal plumber to fix my sink... You sir are obviously trustworthy."

I wonder?
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 05:03 PM
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8. I see a lot of 'covenant' stuff around here. I have assumed
that signals an evangelical Christian is the owner. (eg- Covenant Travel, Covenant Windows etc). I have a friend who won't sell to a business if he knows that there is a evangelical running it. He says they always want extra stuff, want it cheaper and never pay on time.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 05:10 PM
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10. My motto is
When a born again visits - hide the silver.
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angrycarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 04:57 PM
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4. I see that on a lot of sub-contractors trucks
The logo of the plumbers we use has their name inside a jesus fish.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 05:00 PM
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6. Jesus
was an angry carpenter too.

Be healed ----:hi:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 05:01 PM
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7. What on ramp do you take from San Diego to reach Jesus' house in heaven?
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 05:03 PM
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9. This was
the Friars off ramp from the 15 South right by Qualcomm Stadium. I was on my way to Home Depot... I think I passed the Jesus' House off ramp on my way home.
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 05:17 PM
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11. Well, Jesus does have to put up with a lot of crap.
And he thinks they'd serve him better by using apostrophes correctly on their site:

http://www.tlcplumbinginc.com/about.html
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 05:22 PM
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12. Jesus
doesn't care about grammar... Just that his float is adjusted correctly in his toilet tank.
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catnhatnh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 06:22 PM
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13. I Like it...
My brother run a hot dog stand..."Serving Burgers and Jesus Christ"...If called on it we could sell a wafer of unleavened bread and a grape Ne-Hi for $2.75...$3.02, tithing included....
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-30-08 06:25 PM
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14. There's a trucking co.in San Diego, near the Sports Arena...
That has a fleet of white trailers with "Jesus Is Lord", written on the sides of them in big red letters. Sometimes you see them parked on freeway overpasses.
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